If 4chan was in charge of the next DMC game:
>few years from now, after DmC flops and seems to be buried, at E3, New DMC announced, crowd murmurs
>trailer starts, demons wreaking havoc, people hiding away scared, the world has gone to shit with no one there to stop it
>cut to Donte, looking up at the sky and smoking
>crowd buzzes with disappointment
>He takes one long drag, getting up picking up his sword. He begins walking toward the screen
>crowd is now vocal with disapproval
>suddenly, a door flies across the screen, slamming into Donte and sending him off the screen.
>old motherfuckin Dante walks out
>"Didya miss me?"
>cut to glorious 60fps bloody palace gameplay
>Dante is pulling out all the CRAAAZZZY moves and weapons from previous installments, using otf switching, including the old styles from 3
>suddenly another, familiar looking hp bar appears on the screen
>crowd goes quiet, wondering what the fuck
>cut to a hand moving upwards to a red handle of a sword
>a loud rev is heard, a burst of flame emerges from the sword
>camera pans around to show Nero, grinning and baring his Devil Bringer
>"Okay! This may be fun!"
>Crowd begins cheering louder, drowning out the sound from the trailer
>Nero joins in the crazy, showing off old moves as well as new ones, including crazy bro-op moves where Nero pitches an enemy and Dante uses Rebellion like a bat.
>revealed to have multiplayer co-op
>All the enemies cleared, a boss drops down.
>Dante and Nero walk towards it
>Dante: "Is that all?"
>Nero: "Heh, I hope not"
>suddenly a voice rings out from behind the boss
>"Don't get cocky".
>cut to Vergil holding Yamato behind the boss
>Trailer cuts to black.
>One word is heard, spoken by all three characters in unison
>"Jackpot"
>Crowd bursts into treats
>one year later
>tgs
>Capcom's presentation
>they show the old trailer again
>everyone's happy, but they all say they saw it before
>after the "Jackpot"
>a familiar female voice says "Why do we let the boys have all the fun?"
>crowd recognizes it and begins to murmur
>cut to Trish going CUUHHRRAAAZZY with her own styles and techniques, wielding Sparda, Luce and Ombra.
>crowd begins to cheer
>"You're right. It's our turn now."
>rocket out of fucking nowhere, the explosion clears away some enemies
>Lady drops down, holding Kalina Ann, reeling in her grapple
>crowd cheers grow louder again as Lady and Trish begin rocking the Bloody Palace, doing specific co-op moves, Lady wielding her launcher, submachine guns and even pulling out Spiral
>Lady launches a rocket at the screen
>trailer cuts to black
>"Oh naughty, naughty. There are three boys and two girls. I think we should even the odds"
>flashes of a neatly proportioned Bayonetta pushing up her glasses.
>trailer ends
>Sparda and Eva are soon after revealed to be playable in the Bloody Palace
I'd love it.