News Show Airs Pics of Creepy Camp-Wrecking Mutant

[THAC0]

this photo has been shopped.

i have seen those things plenty of times, and their eyes don't glow like that.

 

[SinisterGehe]

I thought this was FOX... But now I am sad, the anchor is FOX quality tho...

 

[General Ken8]

That's creepy, but yeah, I bet it's shopped. At least I don't live in Louisiana

 

[Kilgengoor]

Kind of reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AveJSRL8KgQ.
I won't say it's a fake, but I certainly have seen more convincing photoshops. Also, this:

Its freaky, but its almost definitely photoshopped. My main issue with is although its meant to be some sort of humanoid, there are no genitals. An odd thing to look for I admit, but its the best way to prove a fake, if there had been a pair of knackers, or in fact jubblies swinging from the crotch/chest then perhaps I could have gone along with it.

Come to think of it, genitals is the first thing you remove for something if you want to have it published on television or big time internet sites. At least adding balls to it would help looking at it, and a source of hilarious comments about their fakiness.

 

[LogicNProportion]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?

I would say it was a guy in a mask, but the arms are WAY too skinny.

Could be a shooped version of Fallout 3/New Vegas, non?

 

[tombman888]

"Lookie at dere fancy photoshop right here"

Yea There's no way this could be really (would be freakishly cool if it was) But its still a freaking creepy image... you have successfully extended my nightmares.

 

[MazeMinion]

Any photo expert could easily tell it's fake.

But still, the guy who sent this in is a good troll.

And shows how much research the media does before airing a report.

 

[Vitagen]

Either a Feral Ghoul, a Cthulhu worshipper, or a guy with too much time on his hands.

 

[Doctor Glocktor]

That looks like it was lifted almost directly out of fallout 3. Seriously.

"No, Gob, NO!"

 

[Syntax Error]

Shoot the mudmen!

 

[teh_Canape]

STOP FUCKING BOTHERING THAT WITCH/CREEPER

YOU'RE PISSING HER/HIM OFF

OT:

^me if I ever see that thing in the forest

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

Who hacked reality?Time for a federal case!

 

[ExaltedK9]

No genitals, no eyes, no credibility. This whole thing screams fake. It looks like smeagle escaped from Lord of the Rings.

 

[elilupe]

See, this is why I never go camping.

OT: It seems like a photoshop, but its still really creppy

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Hm...The head's too small to be a bloodsucker, and it doesn't have tentacles to boot. It's sure as hell not a chimera or pseudodog...Smart money's on some kind of displaced Snork. Two shells to the temple oughta solve the problem; I'd recommend bringing an or firefly before taking it on, though.

/Trapper

Two shells? What the hell kind of shotgun are you using? I have to empty my Chaser 13 in to the damned things to get them to slow down!

OT: Neat photo, but I doubt it's real. It's too out of focus, too easily made, and not to mention photoshop. It's a very good thing, however, and I won't be surprised if there's a Creepy Pasta about it in a week.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

I think what gives the "creature" it's scare factor is that it is just. Plain. Creepy. Now if there was a gun in a first-person view with that camera.... different story!

Looks too convenient of a shot and fake to me, though.

 

[Kurokami]

My first thought was "Holy christ that is scary!"

My second thought was "Burn it with Fire! Suffer Not The Mutant To Live! In Nomine Deus Imperator, Mori! Mori! MORI!"

OT: I'm pretty sure this is just a fancy photoshop gig but damn, it's pretty scary looking.

I was originally creeped as, but now that I look at it more closely... That thing doesn't really look like it could be real.

 

[HT_Black]

Hm...The head's too small to be a bloodsucker, and it doesn't have tentacles to boot. It's sure as hell not a chimera or pseudodog...Smart money's on some kind of displaced Snork. Two shells to the temple oughta solve the problem; I'd recommend bringing an eye or firefly before taking it on, though.

/Trapper

Two shells? What the hell kind of shotgun are you using? I have to empty my Chaser 13 in to the damned things to get them to slow down!

Bah. How did a novice past you ever get past the perimeter? Every real stalker knows that the only thing you need to deal with snorks is a SPAS--Hell, a sawn-off will do, even--and two good eyes! You just pop them in the mouth while they're leaping and BAM! problem solved.

Of course, when you're fighting more than one, you also need legs that can make Ussain Bolt cry bitter, jealous tears.