Nintendo Hates Justin Bieber

[JordanXlord]

here's the thing...
Scott Pilgrim vs the World was a FUCKAWESOME movie...
whereas ANYTHING Jusin Beaver associated... *takesdeep breath* IS THE MOST PUTRID, HORRENDOUS, GOD AWFUL, COCK SUCKING, MOTHER FUCKING, ASS RAPING, CUM GUZZLING, STUPID, SAD, PATHETIC, DIM WITTED, CLUSTER SHARTING, MONKEY JERKING, CHILD TOUCHING, HALF LIFE EPISODE 3 DELAYING, BITCHY, WHINEY, ANNOYING, SPOOGE SIPPING, ANAL FISTING, MORONIC, MOUNTAINOUS TURD OF AN ANYTHING EVER TO EXIST.
(on a side note: Nintendo... thank you... all is forgiven... your sins are absolved... all the Pet"Z", and Brat"Z", and Imagine: Sammich Maker games for Girl"Z", Wii Music, Friend Codes, Virtual Boy, allowing LJNto make ANYTHING, SSBB's Wi Fi, nearly every E3 from 07-09, all of it... water under the bridge, or over the dam, or wherever you damnwell want it you magnificent bastards...)

woah...im glad i found a like minded individual

 

[JordanXlord]

Uhh, speaking of that song, has anyone else noticed that it's based on this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIzevldxpaQ


I say good for nintendo. The Scott pilgrim movie was a gaming movie, nintendo makes perfect sense. In a movie about some kid who rose to fame as a pop star and will likely die out when he hits puberty, it's just plain out insulting for nintendo. >.>

acording to...my Assassin's Intel...Justin Bieber will not even pass Puberty


Besides puberty would'nt effect Justin due to his Special case of Gay-ness


im glad i hired those Russian Assassins

 

[HentMas]

to be fair, most gamersbe it "hardcore" or "casual" hate the beeb

so i would thing they dont want their "product" related to that guy.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

"Tell us Justin!"

 

[JacenElectronica]

who doesnt?

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

who doesnt?

The masses of annoying fans who adore his smug face?.

 

[Antonio Torrente]

Google Translate hates Justin Beiber too.

No, seriously, go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Beiber ever reach puberty", then translate it to Vietnamese. Then copy and paste the Vietnamese into the text area and translate it back to English.

I tried it and the result was funny and also true.

That was pretty much my thought when I tried it.

Well it's only a matter of time before Beaver uses drugs, go to rehab, spent his/her money on lawyers on court hearings, then career goes downhill, then will stay away from the limelight for a decade, then return to star in his/her own crappy reality show.

It seems to me he/she never learned from Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin

Well Culkin is fucking Mila Kunis, so he's done something right.

Really? never knew that

 

[MGlBlaze]

"aw C'mon Nintendo! Y won't u let us use the Mario theme for 15 secs in the @Justinbieber movie," director Jon M. Chu wrote on Twitter [http://twitter.com/jonmchu/status/26408114655858688]. "talk about free advertising passed up. Oops"

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Okay, maybe that's overstating the situation a bit, but I think it's fair to say that Chu is too, when he suggests that Nintendo is somehow going to lose out for not supporting this film. I rather suspect that Nintendo will continue to do just fine, with or without the Beeb's pouty puss on its team.

Sounds like there's some Small Name Big Ego [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo] stuff going on with Mr. Chu there.

 

[JordanXlord]

to be fair, most gamersbe it "hardcore" or "casual" hate the beeb

so i would thing they dont want their "product" related to that guy.

i argee my fellow hentai watcher... but their is one fatal flaw to this sentence


Justin Bieber is NOT a guy

 

[Ossian]

On scott pilgrim getting the music: (yes Wikipedia sheesh.)

Music from The Legend of Zelda video game series is used in a dream sequence in the film. To get permission to use the music, Edgar Wright sent a clip of the film and wrote a letter to Nintendo that described the music as "like nursery rhymes to a generation."[24]
[edit] Release

Write letters and show nintendo what you want to do in a tasteful way = Win
Twitting like some idiot teenage girl and using chat lingo to beg = Fail.

 

[WorldCritic]

Nintendo, I still don't trust you, but for this story you have earned back a little of my respect.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I love the sarcastic quip at the end of the article.

...it... it is a sarcastic quip, right?

...and holy fuck, a Justin Bieber movie. I mean... wow. Just. I knew he was a sell-out, a corporate dream crossed with a corporate nightmare - the money spindling spider of the Twitter generation, but - I didn't really think anyone would be desperate enough to do it now. I can't wait until the Bieber money train runs out of steam and we all get to watch this dweeb get poor'd to death after spending all his money on iPhones. Euurgh.

 

[Screamarie]

Hasn't Bieber only been popular for a couple of years at most? WTH? Michael Jackson had to wait until he was DEAD before he got a full length movie all about him and it wasn't even in 3D! (At least I think that's right. Never followed him much.)

Who does Bieber think he is?

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

Ah, bless ye Nintendo.
You've done well.
Now, if you'd be so kind as to continue with the plan...

 

[Lunar Templar]

who doesnt?

The masses of annoying fans who adore his smug face?.

2 things
1) who is this infant and why dose he have a movie

2) Phoenix, your pic is awesome

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Well done Nintendo, well done. As I recall from a couple years ago(so this data may be incorrect now) Mario was the second most recognizable character from media behind Mickey Mouse as number one. I don't think he needs more advertising.

 

[Con Carne]

Glad to see Nintendo can still do something right? Thumbs up to them.

 

[ajemas]

OK Nintendo, that almost makes up for butchering Samus in Metroid: Other M.

 

[Double A]

"I Love Nintendo has leveled up!"

Even more importantly, why does he still have a job?

Because bad movie makers don't usualy get fired? Look at Uwe Boll.

Does anyone honestly like Uwe Boll movies?