Doesn't Nintendo have infinite money anyways? Why would they even need advertising? I can just picture them getting the call about it... the biggest figures in the company are in the conference hall, Miyamoto, being the awesome man he is, answers the phone, hears the request, and falls out of his chair laughing and crying. Everyone else asks what they said, and when he tells him, the room erupts in laughter, and they shout "NO!" together into the phone. Then, having found this so funny, Miyamoto personally gives each employee twenty million Nintendollars.