No Right Answer: Best U.S. President Ever

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ravenshrike said:
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ravenshrike said:
FDR is automatically FTL because of Japanese interment camps and court packing threats. Truman was a little ***** who instead of backing the Vietnamese backed the French(First rule of modern warfare, NEVER BACK THE FRENCH) which led pretty directly to the Vietnam war. Eisenhower agreed with FDR to work with the Russians instead of letting Patton steamroll them out of Europe which led to the cold war. JFK was utterly bankrupt as a human being and cheated on his wife every chance he got and was killed before anything but the Cuban Missle Crisis could occur. Don't even get me started on LBJ.



In any case, the answer is obviously Washington, original American Badass.

Hey LBJ had a pretty aggressive civil rights reformation. He knew he couldn't win an election so he might as well piss off a bunch of southern democrats. In retrospect if you're not a minority you probably don't care about all that...
He also FUBARed SocSec long term, started the drug war which Nixon cheerfully expanded upon, implemented his Great Society which pretty much directly led to the rise in unwed mothers among other social ills, started the feds meddling in education helping lead to the rot found in today's public education system, and was an all around asshole.
By that logic George Washington is an all around asshole since he owned slaves. That and he helped secure Americas sovereignty so in order to take even more land from the Native Americans, but then again great and good seldom describe the same person.
 

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So glad to hear someone else wants a president with big ole facial hair. I've made a solemn promise that I'll vote for the next candidate with huge muttonchops or a rocking stache.
 

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As a Canadian I just want to point out that the Queen is only on our coins and twenty dollar bills. The rest of the bills have our greatest prime ministers.

Although the first one was a drunk who accepted bribes, the WWI guy on the $100 bill rigged the election to beat the guy on the $5 bill and the guy on the $50 had multiple dogs named Pat (his favorite of which he had stuffed), loved Hitler and followed the advice of his dead father to lead the country through WWII.



Lvl 64 Klutz said:
On that note, though, this episode needs a follow-up for best *Fictional* US President.
Knowing these guys the disembodied head of Nixon would win.
 

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Kitsune Hunter said:
No love for JFK or George Washington?


regarding jfk, he's responsible for sadam hussein being allowed in power, as well as botching any attempt on castro. He paved the way for pretty boys with good smiles and voices too win elections over clearly better leaders. Also he played a part in the US getting into vietnam.

George washington is a good choice but he took bad economical advice and started the American trend of constant debt.

OT i go with Teddy, but i'm biased since in my senior year we had to do a political debate for president of the world with random icons throughout the world. In the end it ended up roosevelt vs lincoln and i won by claiming lincoln knocked up a few slaves, and hid them from the public. We could lie but only subtly :p if someone picked up on it you got eliminated.
 

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First fact, I'm an Englishman, so my perspective is obviously coloured by that little fact. Though I am a big fan of Lincoln and his achievements, I would argue that FDR might or might not have outdone them.
FDR, after was was the man who secured super-power status for the USA. In 1932, at his inauguration, he inherited a country crippled by the greatest economic crisis in its history. More than that, it was fatally hamstrung by the kind of pig-headed dogmatism regarding free-markets that we see today. And he overcame them, more of less, and despite having a supreme court full of these free-market Jesuits. Men who would rather stick to 'correct economic doctrine', rather than actually solve the very real and very serious problems, i.e. high unemployment, that was facing the country.
And then there was more. Europe was on the verges on throwing itself into a war beyond all comprehension. With certain states run by men of comic-book evil status. Yet of course, the USA had strong isolationist sentiments. However, he saw the danger, and prior to having his hand forced by the Japanese, he helped out when and where he could. As an Englishman, for that I am eternally grateful.
If he had a fault, it was that he died far, far too soon. So not really his fault then after all. However, on a more serious note, he was perhaps unable to believe just what a thug Stalin was. Goodness knows what a post-war world would have looked like had he remained fit and capable.
 

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Bill Nye the Zombie said:
First off, there were no Republicans during the Era of Good Feelings. There were only Democrats. Republicans only came around in the 1850s, unless you count the Know-Nothings who came in around the 1840s.
No, the party I'm talking about is mostly called "Democratic-Republicans" but I just call them Republicans because that's what they called themselves. The Democrats are not that party. By 1828 the Republican party had split into the Democrats led by Andrew Jackson and the National Republicans led by John Quincy Adams and Henry Clay.

As for the Know Nothings, those were mostly local mainly in Maryland IIRC, but when the Whig party disintegrated it split into the American Party and the Republican party the American party being the new Know Nothing party, that party then transitioned into the Constitutional Union party before finally going to the Republicans.

Bill Nye the Zombie said:
Second, we, a ragtag nation, managed to best the British Navy to the point where their newspapers were moaning about the fact they couldn't win,
Um they constantly won at the very least on the East Coast (hence why they burned down the White House), the Great Lakes got better towards the end but not anything conclusive.

Bill Nye the Zombie said:
Had the British government court- marshaling everyone and anyone who lost a battle, and stopped veteran armies from the Peninsula and other Napoleonic campaigns at Chippawa, Lundy's Lane, Baltimore, and at New Orleans, with an army of pirates, creoles, Kentuckian and Tennessean milita, and a handful of regular soldiers, we crushed the best the British had to offer with only a handful of casualties.
In a couple of battles, otherwise the British just steamrolled a bunch of untrained militia hence again WHY THEY BURNED THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN.

Bill Nye the Zombie said:
That by itself is something to be proud of, but at the same time, our country of 18 independent states became a nation, all because of "Mr. Madison's War".
Not sure it was called that, but the goal of the war was to capture Canada, not survive British onslaught, and in that objective Mr. Madison failed. Sure the Americans got lucky and repelled the British because the weather really hated them. Yah overall it did have positive effects on America, but that doesn't mean it was because the war was such a success.

Bill Nye the Zombie said:
And finally, they didn't "forget" to bring the ladders, the British general who was in charge of it ran, was court-martialed afterwords, and was dismissed from the service.
Doesn't seem like you negated what I said.

Joseph Harrison said:
1. Wait, there are people who actually think that Calvin "Oh-don't-mind-me-I'm-just-gonna-cause-the-Great-Depression" Coolidge is one of the Greatest Presidents?
Yup [http://iusbvision.wordpress.com/2010/05/17/in-honor-of-calvin-coolidge-a-great-president-few-remember/]. I would link to the GOP wall of their heroes, but apparently they took that content out.


Joseph Harrison said:
2. Polk was a war-mongering asshole who invaded Mexico and stole half their country so that slavery could expand. The Mexican Cession caused the Fugitive Slave act and Bleeding Kansas so no, I do not think he is the Best President.
The thing though was that he had a goal at the beginning of his office i.e. to expand the territory of the United States and deal with all of its foreign policy issues and he succeeded. He dealt with the SouthWest and he got Oregon all like he promised.

Joseph Harrison said:
6. George Washington is considered to be one of the Best Presidents because he really established what it meant to be president, he created the Cabinet and set up the two term system for Presidents which went unbroken til FDR. He also managed to stay independent along party lines while not being out of the loop. Personally, I don't find him all that great, the only thing he actually did was put down the Whiskey Rebellion but people still worship him.
Yah he did roughly nothing while the nation wasn't well booming. It just seems outside the Whiskey Rebellion and Jay's Treaty nothing happened during his term.

Joseph Harrison said:
Also The Federalists collapsed because they were against the War of 1812, which was immensely popular and because they wanted to secede from the US to form the Essex Junto.
The thing though was that their support was already falling apart, this was just the death blow.


Joseph Harrison said:
8. How do you define Liberal and Conservative? For me its:
Liberal= Big gov't, high taxes, high spending, change
Conseravtive= Small gov't, low taxes, low spending, keep things the same

I believe that Lincoln and Teddy both fall rather firmly in the Liberal category.
Lincoln again was sort of in the middle if not leaning towards Conservative, I mean he started out openly not even wanting to ban slavery just keep it from expanding into the territories. Yet he made a couple of steps to ban it (by then the border states had also banned slavery so there wasn't as much opposition to a national ban). His Reconstruction plan was well really lenient, only 10% of people pledging loyalty to the Union and they get to get re-admitted? He was more leaning on the Conservative Republicans so the Radical Republicans often threatened to leave the party (they temporarily ran against him in 1864 with John C. Fremont but Fremont dropped the campaign as election day approached).

Theodore Roosevelt called his Domestic Policy the "Square Deal" where he becomes the in between the Conservative and the Progressive. So I wouldn't exactly call him a liberal nor would I automatically associate Progressivism with Liberals because Progressivism is many different things that can go on all ends of the spectrum. For example Eugenics was a Progressive movement and Theodore Roosevelt was a pretty big racist when it came to foreign affairs, and that certainly was a pretty Conservative movement. Another example would be the Temperance movement which would evolve into the Prohibition movement, that was also considered a pretty Conservative movement but it was also Progressive. But like I said he was a compromise candidate like Woodrow Wilson, a guy in between. In 1912 he was pretty Liberal, but at that point he was probably just pretending to believe in that stuff because the whole point of his campaign was to get Taft to adopt a more Progressive platform.

But I generally think Liberal and Conservative are terms that are defined by time period and area, obviously a Conservative from Lincoln's time would all be irrelevant now. I mean even better when going back the 1790's, many of the issues there would be hard to place on our modern spectrum mainly because everything was so different. It's more interesting when going to other countries like say those in Eastern Europe, are Socialists left wingers or are they right wingers there? If Conservatism is trying to conserve what you had before then shouldn't Socialists there be right wingers? Things like that make me distrust the whole spectrum as simplifying such a complex thing as ideologies.
 

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Parshooter said:
Knowing these guys the disembodied head of Nixon would win.
I thought that too, but then I remembered that Nixon is technically President of Earth, so it wouldn't count. My vote would be on David Palmer.
 

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Warforger said:
As for the Know Nothings, those were mostly local mainly in Maryland IIRC,
I don't know about Mary land but I do know that The Know-Nothings, or America Party, were very popular in Boston and New York due to the high Irish populations in those areas. Have you ever seen Gangs of New York? Its all about that.

Warforger said:
Yup [http://iusbvision.wordpress.com/2010/05/17/in-honor-of-calvin-coolidge-a-great-president-few-remember/]. I would link to the GOP wall of their heroes, but apparently they took that content out.
Wow, that was even more ignorant than I thought it would be.

Warforger said:
The thing though was that he had a goal at the beginning of his office i.e. to expand the territory of the United States and deal with all of its foreign policy issues and he succeeded. He dealt with the SouthWest and he got Oregon all like he promised.
I was only saying that his methods of acquiring the South West were not as upstanding as the OP seemed to believe.

Warforger said:
But I generally think Liberal and Conservative are terms that are defined by time period and area, obviously a Conservative from Lincoln's time would all be irrelevant now. I mean even better when going back the 1790's, many of the issues there would be hard to place on our modern spectrum mainly because everything was so different. It's more interesting when going to other countries like say those in Eastern Europe, are Socialists left wingers or are they right wingers there? If Conservatism is trying to conserve what you had before then shouldn't Socialists there be right wingers? Things like that make me distrust the whole spectrum as simplifying such a complex thing as ideologies.
This is essentially what I was trying to say, the guy I was quoting said that Lincoln, and Teddy were Republicans like it was a bad thing and I just wanted to point out that Republican and Democrat as we currently see them did not have the same meaning at the time and we can't really compare them to modern day Republicans and Democrats.
 

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I would like to see how Harry S. Truman would have held up against the two presidents.
There is a man who was an underdog. Higher up people did not think this rural country guy who did not have as much education as other presidents could win. There was even a paper company that printed off on the front page that Truman lost. When he went in; however, he was a strong president. Before that, he had to take over for FDR and finish up WWII. He made the decision to drop the atomic bombs on Japan. Whether you agree or disagree on that decision, it takes serious decisiveness to say that we will use this new destructive weapon when there is a lot of uncertainty. He maintained his decision to fire General MacArthur when he started becoming too full of himself and his position, basically becoming disobedient. He kept sending air drops into East Berlin, and when he realized there was not enough planes that could supply the city, he built another airport. He pushed for an immediate recognition of Israel because he felt it was right to side with the Jewish refugees.

If all else fails, he took this picture after he was declared president.
This being after the misprint I talked about earlier.

Anyway, that is just my thoughts, and I would like to see how he would hold up.
Also, it has been a few years since US History, so I might be a little off on some facts. Tell me if I did anything wrong so I can correct it.
 

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John Adams: An independent leader that bowed to no party. He was know to make good decisions even when everyone opposed him. When his cabnit wanted war with France, He pulled a Xantos gambit to harass french ships that messed with them. This brought America together and later got France to sing a peace treaty so they would leave America alone. He didn't care if it made him look weak as he wanted to do what he felt was best for America. Later would become friends with Thomas Jefferson again after Benhamin Rush died.
 

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the7ofswords said:
TR fought in a war HIMSELF before he was president.

W sent OTHER people to war for no reason while he was president. (AND he went AWOL from the National Guard during Viet Nam.)

There's no friggin' comparing those things!
I'm Pretty sure they meant George Washington not George W Bush.
 

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As a non-American the answer seems easy. I just heard of a documentary that Lincoln was actually a vampire-hunter and had magical powers. That spells winner right there.
 

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BaronIveagh said:
Against Abe: he may have freed the slaves, but he also revoked the protections of the Constitution in the north and allowed military tribunals to hang American citizens on hearsay. (Which was found unConstitutional after his death)
I personally consider the Civil War a hell of a refutation of the Second Amendment. What was the Confederacy but a well organized militia against the established government?
 

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WaterDancer said:
John Adams: An independent leader that bowed to no party. He was know to make good decisions even when everyone opposed him. When his cabnit wanted war with France, He pulled a Xantos gambit to harass french ships that messed with them. This brought America together and later got France to sing a peace treaty so they would leave America alone. He didn't care if it made him look weak as he wanted to do what he felt was best for America. Later would become friends with Thomas Jefferson again after Benhamin Rush died.
Yep, I'm also reminded of the Cuban Missile Crisis with this method. The best presidents stood up in a way that benefited their country as well, and many won elections by keeping us OUT of war.
 

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gphjr14 said:
Hey LBJ had a pretty aggressive civil rights reformation. He knew he couldn't win an election so he might as well piss off a bunch of southern democrats. In retrospect if you're not a minority you probably don't care about all that...
So did Nixon :) However, he'll forever be remembered for something else.

President of Earth.
 

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1) Dwight D. Eisenhower
2) Ronald Reagan
3) 3 way tie: John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Harry Truman
4) Theodore Roosevelt
5) George W. Bush

1) Jimmy Carter
2) Andrew Jackson
3) Ulysses S. Grant
4) Warren Harding
5) Richard Nixon

Franklin D. Roosevelt also deserves special Mention. While he falls in the middle ground, I am not to fond of him. Sure, he did good with the depression, and was a good war leader in WW2, but he was EXTREMELY corrupt and a communist (or at least, surrounded himself with communist).
 

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All of this has made me go back and re watch a couple videos on a similar matter.
<url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc&feature=plcp>George Washington versus <url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7y2xPucnAo&feature=plcp>JFK

NSFW too I guess I should say.
 

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jmarquiso said:
What was the Confederacy but a well organized militia against the established government
Yeah, never mind that a sizable portion of the regular army and several of the officer training schools went over to the other side as well. Or the fact they were led by Lincoln's first choice of the army's officers to lead the US army against them.

You're forgetting that it was also a well organized militia that put them down.

Fág a' Bealach