OH M GOD YOU GODDAMN NOOB!
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Playing CoD at all... /rimshot
But seriously, last game I played was Monday Night Combat. What makes you noobish in that game varies widely depending on who you ask. If you ask good players - nothing really. If you ask bad players - mostly everything.
Any class or tactic you use is "OP" and "noob". Any class or tactic they use is "pro". If you switch classes next round, then you are now playing that "pro" class in a "noob" way. If they switch to your class, they're playing it "pro", and you are still a "noob".
To these people, "noob" actually means "good", and "pro" actually means "sucky reprobate monkey balls". It's an understandable mistake.
But seriously, last game I played was Monday Night Combat. What makes you noobish in that game varies widely depending on who you ask. If you ask good players - nothing really. If you ask bad players - mostly everything.
Any class or tactic you use is "OP" and "noob". Any class or tactic they use is "pro". If you switch classes next round, then you are now playing that "pro" class in a "noob" way. If they switch to your class, they're playing it "pro", and you are still a "noob".
To these people, "noob" actually means "good", and "pro" actually means "sucky reprobate monkey balls". It's an understandable mistake.
Nothing makes you a noob. A noob is just someone who is labeled by a game's community for using easy, effective, and efficient ways of getting points. This is because said community either doesn't possess the brain power, or is too lazy to come up with plans to counter these tactics.
For Example: If their is a camper in CoD. Instead of tossing your grenades all willy-nilly in hopes of getting a random kill, save them for that as*hole with the sniper that's hiding behind that dumpster. Whining all day about campers isn't going to make the camper change his ways. But a fragmentation grenade probably will.
[small]Disclaimer: That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.[/small]
For Example: If their is a camper in CoD. Instead of tossing your grenades all willy-nilly in hopes of getting a random kill, save them for that as*hole with the sniper that's hiding behind that dumpster. Whining all day about campers isn't going to make the camper change his ways. But a fragmentation grenade probably will.
[small]Disclaimer: That's my opinion and I'm sticking to it.[/small]
I played vladimir once, scored 24 for 0. I felt dirty afterwards. Its like playing with god mode on. He's actually a sickening character to play.Free Thinker said:
TF2. Nothing.
Well, I suck as a sniper unless I use the huntsman (24 kills in one life on Sawmill, anyone?), but I don't play sniper due to being a man and not minding looking my enemy in the eyes when I smash in his skull with my frying pan. Also, not playing as a sniper means I get to keep my balls, who would otherwise be taken from me and burned along with a flag, an eagle and a gun. All while big, manly men wept a single tear for the loss of another man to the ranks of pussified bastards who can't win unless they can insta-kill someone and/or turn invisible.
Well, I suck as a sniper unless I use the huntsman (24 kills in one life on Sawmill, anyone?), but I don't play sniper due to being a man and not minding looking my enemy in the eyes when I smash in his skull with my frying pan. Also, not playing as a sniper means I get to keep my balls, who would otherwise be taken from me and burned along with a flag, an eagle and a gun. All while big, manly men wept a single tear for the loss of another man to the ranks of pussified bastards who can't win unless they can insta-kill someone and/or turn invisible.
As a decent sniper who plays on 24/7 instaspawn servers to farm the newbies all I can say is that it's good practice. I mean as a sniper the skill of the opponent doesn't mean much when they're halfway across the map, so I still improve myself by sniping newbies as, apart from their ability to strafe, whether or not I kill them comes down to my own skill. Going on casual servers means I can practice shooting without worrying too much about being ripped to pieces by good players who actually try to flank me. Also at my level I'm not enough to break the balance of the game all by my lonesome, except for the odd rampage where I hold the 2fort bridgeErana said:
Also OT, Bad Company 2. Carl Gustav. Explosive Mk 2. Extra Explosive Ammo. Camping. Also grenade launchers with explosive mk 2. Normal grenade launchers take skill to aim if you want a one shot kill, not so much with that perk. Once I was far enough away from the grenade that killed me that I actually neither heard nor saw any sign of an explosion.
I never understood the hate for that tactic. It'd be like getting angry at a mage for doing magic at you, or a druid for shape-shifting. You're a HUNTER. You are a goddamn RANGED class. You shoot things, like, from a DISTANCE.Fishyash said:
It's kinda what hunters do.
In my WoW days, any class that damaged my opponent in duels. Not using a shield as an enhancement shaman made me a noob apparently. On Eve, basically every mistake ever makes me a noob. If I don't know wtf is going on it's probably someone else's fight, I'm one who really hates screwing up just to escape ridicule for screwing up.
Read first sentence. Here's my response:Steve Schmaling said:
This was in Free For All. Two of them were camping in the two second floor buildings excluding the main villa, 1 was in the main villa, moving from the window overlooking the pool to the balcony overlooking the main square. The last was just camping in a corner near the stairs where at the bottom, a spawn point was that if you stayed there you could rack up spawn kills assuming enough people spawned there.
It wasn't organized, it was free for all. They were all on their own little camping excursion, using silenced weapons, motion sensors, claymores, cameras, flak jackets, and other camp-enhancing tools to avoid death. Annoying.
Well to be fair Ice Car I didn't know it was a free for all match, when I first replyed to your comment.
I had the same problem one time in which I was playing Gun Game and I was on the 18 tier while others were still working on 5-8. Well it was down to me and three other guys at nuketown and they all decided to camp in one house and guard all the entrances just to try and make me lose. People are awful when it comes to campin.
I had the same problem one time in which I was playing Gun Game and I was on the 18 tier while others were still working on 5-8. Well it was down to me and three other guys at nuketown and they all decided to camp in one house and guard all the entrances just to try and make me lose. People are awful when it comes to campin.
The Huntsman in TF2. Not because it's overpowered (it's actually a terrible weapon) but just simply because the only strategy involved is to spam it in people's general direction until you get kills. Which is kind of ironic considering the Sniper is supposed to be a class based around precision.
Isn't there a difference between being a noob and using something that works? Some people don't seem to know the difference. However, if you are playing Reach and you use Armor Lock, I will call you a pussy as I'm sticking my DMR into your eye socket after you come out of it.
