Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Gidiel167]

eh, at least it will be quick

 

[LorChan]

I'm nowhere near as fit as Leela, and from what I've seen, psychology just... doesn't work with her. She's not crazy or anything, she just doesn't bullshit anybody - every card she has is in play all the time, so you can't really work your way into a weakness.
Aaaaaaand she would totally murder me without regret. The only hope I have is that somebody she respects shows up and stops her.

 

[Conza]

Well mine is the angry/evil half of Captain Kirk, and with or without a phaser, there's no way anyone of us could take him, I mean come on, he took down a Gorn!

 

[badgersprite]

Burn every spinning wheel in the kingdom! Seriously, Maleficent will keep a grudge forever!

Also, ***** turns into a fucking dragon!

 

[gostchiken]

...We are boned

 

[DanielDeFig]

A genetically created monster of super-strength, hyper-intelligence, and who's only programming is to: "Destroy everything he touches! HAHAHAHAH!", who has now been trained in the ways of the Force?

I'm dead. And the universe is screwed.



Been reading the first page, it's surprising how many avatars spell immediate death for their owners (and sometimes the universe) in this hypothetical situation.

 

[Drummie666]

Yeah, you tell me how fucked I am.

Yes. You totally are. Because yours is from fusion. Luckily my samus avatar is from Other M. As I am Male, I can just tell her to stop and she'll listen.

 

[ProtoChimp]

Oh jesus balls no... A big daddy with a monkey face ahh lord help me no...

 

[Dedtoo]

Mother of god!
I will die!
Unless i get some of the other armies to protect me...
But probably not.

 

[DarkFenix]

I'm boned. How can I hope to defeat a megazord??

 

[kitsunema]

well he's telling me its a good day to die, i guess he means me. but he's a dinosaur with a captains hat... im boned.

 

[Headsprouter]

TRAPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINCH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! It's eating my head! IT'S EATING MY HEEEAAAAD!

It'd probably go something like that....look, he's leaping at my face right now....

 

[ZeroMachine]

Yeah, you tell me how fucked I am.

Yes. You totally are. Because yours is from fusion. Luckily my samus avatar is from Other M. As I am Male, I can just tell her to stop and she'll listen.

 

[strum4h]

I have been waiting for this day.

 

[Alphakirby]

GET THE PEANET BUTTER LACED WITH GLUE!!! My avatar is obviously Kirby and he would eat me considering he's normal Kirby so yes, peanut butter laced with glue is my survival tool, and some bread

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

No chance of survival. Since he's summoning Judgement. I'm absolutely screwed.

 

[blankedboy]

I feel sorry for my avatar, I really do, apparently it's been eaten, has eaten me, has had sex with me, has killed the vice president of the United States and god knows what else, do we still find these threads amusing?

Nope.
For the sake of not getting probated for low content, it's a Shock Centurion and it speaks for itself.

[sub]Your Intelligence has decreased to 46.[/sub]

 

[Frosty676]

I think I'm actually in a "win" situation with mine)))

ps. That's Panty from Panty and Stocking for those who don't know or don't watch anime.

 

[Jonluw]

I'm so deep in shit! I'll have to run to the forum games section to get away from it.

Seriously. I'm so fucking tired of seeing forum games getting replies in the hundreds in the off-topic section.

We have a section dedicated to these kinds of threads. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/index/362-Forum-Games-RP] Post them there.

Seriously. Quit it.

Spoiler: Uuuurgh.

 

[WOPR]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Considering mine is an unstoppable machine of destruction, I am already dead.

being that my avatar is a robot programmed by me... (fictional still) he wouldn't attack me

BUT!
for the threads sake lets say he does

not only will I have died, but there will be a blast so big the only way to recreate it is to play a dragon ball z game and blow up the earth