Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Not George Carlin]

Well, shit.

 

[Javelk]

Well, I'm screwed at the end of this life and the next.

 

[Veldaroth]

hmmm...the doctor never kills...and I would never kill the doctor...so....what would happen?

Technically, the Doctor has killed people...

As for me, yeah, I'm doomed.

 

[Angus565]

What?! A regular falcon could kick my ass, but this one is so intelligent it has a monocle!!
Imagine what HE could do!!

 

[Section Crow]

so a demon spawned through the fires of hell who can control said fires with a face that could probably eat your face off in less then 2 seconds with a broadsword is after me...

looks like im on the highway to hell

 

[Blemontea]

barely, all i got to do is walk slightly faster than normal for about 20 seconds and the problem takes care of itself.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

DAWN OF THE 1ST DAY, 72 HOURS REMAIN.

...Anybody got an oacorina?

 

[Cpu46]

Goddess of battle vs. Engineering student

Round 1: Student feebly attempts to defend self. Goddess wins

Round 2: Student runs away weeping like a child. Goddess wins

 

[H20 Pirate]

Crap........ Look at him, I mean, just look at him.

 

[godofallu]

Brock Sampson Vs Me?

Now that would be a battle to behold. The bards would sing for a thousand years, and the planet would be forever scarred.

In the end I would tame him, and we would travel together roaming the lands. If Dr. Venture can pull it off why not me?

 

[CyanideSandwich]

I bet I could totally take Facebones.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Yeah i'm pretty screwed, unless its daytime. Eli has incredible strength and agility, can fly and eat me death.

Yeah, i'm boned.

 

[emion]

well tried t draw a scott pilgrim parody of myself as my avater so.... worst case he would be "less" sh*tless then me

 

[fisk0]

Since my avatar is the cockpit of a interplanetary or possibly even interstellar fighter ship from Wing Commander I guess I would be pretty screwed, even though it's not armed with any earth shattering weaponry (the Wing Commander IV flash mines were capable of wiping out entire space stations with only one device though).

 

[DarkxReaper56]

Guys...I think We are all f*cked. CTHULHU ATTACKS!!!!!

 

[H20 Pirate]

Guys...I think We are all f*cked. CTHULHU ATTACKS!!!!!

Blimey, maybe we have a chance if we get to high ground.............

 

[Aenir]

All life would cease to exist.

 

[Sexy Street]

Chef.
Well, there goes my testicles.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Not that screwed. If he's as hungover as he looks, I could walk outside and be safe.

 

[altobizzaro]

FIST OF THE WOBBLE WOBBLE!!!!!!