Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

Katherine Kerensky

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I'd have to request for the execution to be called off, and instead to take part in a pistol duel with someone.
And whoever survives, walks free :D
Hooray for pistol-duels proving innocence :D

Or, of course, I'd have to ask them to use my remains for Science!
 

Cpu46

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I would tell them to throw a party in the honor of me being killed. I would enjoy myself for a while then spike the drinks. While everyone is passed out/ out of their minds i would leasurely escape, find a plastic surgon and radicaly alter my appearance then live out the rest of my life.
 

Cain_Zeros

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Nov 13, 2009
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"You first. Wanna make sure you get it right after all. Can't have you botch the execution of a monster like me."
 

thatstheguy

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To not be executed until Half-Life 2: Episode 3 comes out and I've beaten it. With the amount of time spent on that bloody game, I'd expect it to be a friggin' masterpiece and could die happy after playing it.
 

The DSM

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The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.
 

Joe Deadman

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I would also ask to say ready, aim fire. But I would stop at aim and keep saying things like "wait for it" and "any moment now" just to see how long it takes for someone to just give up and shoot me.
 

Jark212

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Jul 17, 2008
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Pass on my seed to a beautiful woman...

I'd want to be executed by firing squad...
 

Space Cowgirl

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Oct 21, 2009
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Ask the guards escorting me to my death to skip along with me singingloudly and off-key "We're off to see the wizard..." but not before we have some Cotton Candy flavored pudding whilst listening and dancing to "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.
 

nolongerhere

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Nov 19, 2008
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"Any last requests?"
"Yeah. Could you not kill me?"
"'Fraid not."
"Well, then I've got nothing."
 

llew

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probably to ask if i could have 3 wishes, 1) beat up every person on my "to-kill" list 2)to do everything on my "to-do" list and 3) have a 3-way with a few random hot ladies ;)
 

Boba Frag

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To request that I be given personal command of my firing squad. My first order...

Line up straight.
Face left!
Fire!

After that, I'm pretty sure I could take out the last guy, taking advantage of his disorientation at having just blown a squadmates head off.

Either that, or one last cigar before I meet my maker.

Hmmm. That reminds me, must take up smoking cigars.
 

T-Bone24

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To execute me in the best way possible. IE: Fired into the sun.

"Any last words?"

"Well, yeah, could I get some food or something, this'll take like 8 years."
"NO".
 

Boba Frag

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The DSM said:
The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.
You've obviously never been walloped by one of those terrifying things :-/

They feckin HURT.

Still, a few nasty bruises is better than an inconvenient lack of blood or intact spinal column.
 

OhJayEee

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I would ask to be given a dangerous quest rather than execution. Something like "slay the evil dragon" or "fend off the zombie hoard" or "save the U.S economy". If I succeed (very unlikely) I'm free. If I don't, well then I'm already dead. Hey! If videogames do it, why not the real world.