Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

[BritishWeather]

I would request to borrow one of their rifles.

 

[TheGameXXVII]

to let time do the execution for them.

(y'know, live out my life)

 

[Sieni]

Sex. I don't want to die as a virgin :C

 

[NotAPie]

Let me live till 2013 so I can see if the world really ends.

 

[Cpu46]

I would tell them to throw a party in the honor of me being killed. I would enjoy myself for a while then spike the drinks. While everyone is passed out/ out of their minds i would leasurely escape, find a plastic surgon and radicaly alter my appearance then live out the rest of my life.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"You first. Wanna make sure you get it right after all. Can't have you botch the execution of a monster like me."

 

[thatstheguy]

To not be executed until Half-Life 2: Episode 3 comes out and I've beaten it. With the amount of time spent on that bloody game, I'd expect it to be a friggin' masterpiece and could die happy after playing it.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Sex. I don't want to die as a virgin :C

Also, I would request if I could run over a random person in the world with a pick-up truck.

 

[sean.A7x]

Get metallica to play me fade to black right before im killed

 

[The DSM]

The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.

 

[Joe Deadman]

I would also ask to say ready, aim fire. But I would stop at aim and keep saying things like "wait for it" and "any moment now" just to see how long it takes for someone to just give up and shoot me.

 

[Jark212]

Pass on my seed to a beautiful woman...

I'd want to be executed by firing squad...

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Ask the guards escorting me to my death to skip along with me singingloudly and off-key "We're off to see the wizard..." but not before we have some Cotton Candy flavored pudding whilst listening and dancing to "Candyman" by Christina Aguilera.

 

[nolongerhere]

"Any last requests?"
"Yeah. Could you not kill me?"
"'Fraid not."
"Well, then I've got nothing."

 

[llew]

probably to ask if i could have 3 wishes, 1) beat up every person on my "to-kill" list 2)to do everything on my "to-do" list and 3) have a 3-way with a few random hot ladies

 

[Boba Frag]

To request that I be given personal command of my firing squad. My first order...

Line up straight.
Face left!
Fire!

After that, I'm pretty sure I could take out the last guy, taking advantage of his disorientation at having just blown a squadmates head off.

Either that, or one last cigar before I meet my maker.

Hmmm. That reminds me, must take up smoking cigars.

 

[T-Bone24]

To execute me in the best way possible. IE: Fired into the sun.

"Any last words?"

"Well, yeah, could I get some food or something, this'll take like 8 years."
"NO".

 

[Boba Frag]

The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.

You've obviously never been walloped by one of those terrifying things :-/

They feckin HURT.

Still, a few nasty bruises is better than an inconvenient lack of blood or intact spinal column.

 

[OhJayEee]

I would ask to be given a dangerous quest rather than execution. Something like "slay the evil dragon" or "fend off the zombie hoard" or "save the U.S economy". If I succeed (very unlikely) I'm free. If I don't, well then I'm already dead. Hey! If videogames do it, why not the real world.

 

[Azraellod]

Let me kill myself instead.

One thing I insist on is controlling how I leave this world. I have no intention of leaving it at the hand of someone else.

Well, that's my method of execution covered. So, for my last request, I would like my name wiped from anywhere it appears. I want to be forgotten once I am gone.