Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

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EqualNOpposite

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To speak with the executioner for an hour.

I wouldn't ask him not to kill me; I'd just try to understand why he does what he does, and make him understand the mindset of a condemned man. It'd make the process easier for both of us.
 

bad rider

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Could it be that I get Punked just before I die, You know like a pie in the face while in the guillotine or over sized lethal interjection needle or maybe even just go out with the classic whoopee cushion on the electric chair. Go out with a laugh as they say.
 

Infinatex

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Distorted Stu said:
To play Duke Nukem forever.. that should give me a few extra years to live.
HA! Same train of thought! I was going to say I want to play Half Life 2: Episode 3
 

Noone From Nowhere

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Another execution-related thread? Is someone trying to tell us something? Do I at least have time to pack my bags to get out of town?
Anyway, my final request would be to have a battle royale with the prison guards.
If I win, I gain my freedom. If I lose, at least I went out fighting.
 

oppp7

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Cut my head off and count how many times my head can blink before I die.
 

Tuddle

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I would want to be killed just like the comedian in watchmen. (AWESOME EPIC DEATH)
(The comedian gets killed in the first 5 mins of the movie so I didn't think spoilers tags were needed)
 

A Raging Emo

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Tuddle said:
I would want to be killed just like the comedian in watchmen. (AWESOME EPIC DEATH)
(The comedian gets killed in the first 5 mins of the movie so I didn't think spoilers tags were needed)
I'd rather go out in a flaming blaze of glory, kind of like the Rorschach flamethrower scene.
 

Lust

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I would ask for them to come up with away to bring me back from the dead perfectly intact, Mass Effect 2 style. If not, immortality will suffice also. But if that still doesn't work, I would want the all the guards to run at me. I would fight until my last blood filled breath.
 

rt052192

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I'm waiting in my cold cell, when the bell begins to chime.
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time.
'Cause at 5 o'clock they take me to the Gallows Pole,
The sands of time for me are running low...

Running low--ooohhh...
When the priest comes to read me the last rites,
I take a look through the bars at the last sights,
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me.

Can it be that there's some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror.
Is this really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming,
It's not easy to stop from screaming,
But words escape me when I try to speak.
Tears flow but why am I crying?
After all I'm not afraid of dying.
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard,
Somebody cries from a cell "God be with you".
If there's a God then why does he let me go?

As I walk my life drifts before me.
Though the end is near I'm not sorry.
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away.

Mark my words believe my soul lives on.
Don't worry now that I have gone.
I've gone beyond to see the truth.

When you know that your time is close at hand,
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion.

"Hallowed Be Thy Name" Iron Maiden
 

Tuddle

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Pulse Reality said:
Tuddle said:
I would want to be killed just like the comedian in watchmen. (AWESOME EPIC DEATH)
(The comedian gets killed in the first 5 mins of the movie so I didn't think spoilers tags were needed)
I'd rather go out in a flaming blaze of glory, kind of like the Rorschach flamethrower scene.
But then....(watchmen not-so-spoiler)
Rorschach didn't die from the scene, he ended up in prison after that.
 

Hyper-space

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HOLD THE PRESSES!

then get executed, putting the entire newspaper industry on hold, causing the mortal blow to a dying market.
 

Super Shell

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I'd ask for them to not give me a gravestone. I would ask for them to plant an apple tree where I'm buried instead.
 

RaZor921

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I can think of two possible wishes. 1. Everyone involved in the execution, even the ones who orchestrated it, shall be killed or 2. Get 10 kids before i die... and then avoiding to get kids