Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

Sacman

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I want a copy of Mobile Suit Gundam: Awakening, Escalation, Confrontation... why because $1400.00 for a damn book is freaking retarded!!!
 

Kiju

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My last request? ...wouldn't be allowed to be posted on this board. Yay. :D
 

Xeros

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I'd ask to ride a roller coaster, and have them take shots at me while it's going.

quote="sean.A7x" post="18.182837.5442445"]Get metallica to play me fade to black right before im killed :p[/quote]

I think Ride the Lightning would be more appropriate. :)
 

Chechosaurus

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Jul 20, 2008
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Nice, expensive beer and whiskey and unlimited access to the deli counter at the back of Morrison's. I would drink and eat myself to death.
 

secretshadow90

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I can think of three plans
Plan A "the achievable plan": Let me watch all of Satoshi Kon's and Hayao Miyazaki's works again so I can provide commentary, post it online, and live forever in internet fame
Plan B "the bullcrap plan": Get me some Zydrate before the execution so I won't feel nothin' at all~
Plan C "the Cthulu Plan": I have a Necronomicon. You will let me finish this statement. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. As His loyal Minion, I'm taking the whole damn world with me. (If this fails, I might get transferred to a mental asylum,therefore am alive, so I still win)
 

Rancid0ffspring

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Aug 23, 2009
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The DSM said:
The firing squad only have potato guns.

Lets see them try and kill me with small bits of vegetables.
It would be irritatingly slow.

My last request? Can I ride the next rocket launch into space by being strapped to the nose?
 

Jzolr0708

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Apr 6, 2009
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One [Morning Glory Dew] to drink right before. Then... right as soon as they fire
*Bubble!*

Haha! Thanks for the mana, guys!

*BUBBLE HEARTH*!!!!
 

wildpeaks

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lemby117 said:
to beat up jack thompson with a wii remote, then I can die happy
Considering you went on a rampage before ending up in death row, it's reasonable to assume you already did that
 

shadow741

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Oct 28, 2009
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"My last request is... give me your gun." (you can guess what happens next and no, it's not a sex joke for you sick minded ppl)
 

WolfThomas

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Well I'd want the electric chair and as my last meal I'd eat 3 kilos of unpopped pop corn, washed down with corn oil and butter.

Hopefully what happens next is as awesome as I imagine.