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Sam G

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So, there's this website called Omegle [http://omegle.com/], which is a cool little chatroom-type-place wherein it automatically sets you up with a random stranger, and you have a little conversation. Some of those conversations turn out quite hilarious, so I started this thread (well, restarted really; I can't take all the credit, as there was a thread very similar to this one present on the site a few months back) for people to demonstrate some of the fun conversations they had; for example:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 'Sup?
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u
You: NME!
You: That is to say, "not much either"!
You: It's also a pun based around the name of a radio channel!
Stranger: hAha
Stranger: from dude?
You: Indeed I am! How did you guess?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: u r from gb
Stranger: ain t u?
You: It be so, indeed.
You: As in, totally, dude.
Stranger: uk
You: Aye.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: look like ur speech is same desmond
Stranger: who is in LOST
Stranger: on*
You: I'm more of a "Heroes" man, myself...
Stranger: nice i ll start that when i finished Lost cos i wanna be more concantrate to HEROES
Stranger: concentrate*
You: Oh heck, the hippo anus is burning! I have to go! Best of luck in your future endeavours!
You have disconnected.
Surely the lot of you shall have far more interesting conversations than that, so be sure to flaunt them here!
 

The Hairminator

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: I just saw omegle had upgraded to video
You: I think that kinda ruins the concept
Stranger: certainly
You: there are other, probably better sites, for that very purpouse
Stranger: I suppose there are, yes
You: I had come to the conclusion that the stranger part was a big component
You: but appearantly I was wrong
Stranger: some people seek to remove that component i guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected. (just why did he disconnect? We were having a conversation!!)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Suddenly bananas!
Stranger: dave?
You: bananas fucking everywhere man!
You: dude!
You: the bananas...
You: the bananananas
You: :(
You: I'm so lonely
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi fatty
You: so yeah......
You: this was awkward
You: I have some weight problems, but hey, what's it to you?
Stranger: ... go back to mcdonalds kid
You: I weigh 300 lbs, and I'm 42 years old
Your conversational partner has disconnected.(I'm not any of those things)
 

Fraught

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Stranger: hiii=D
You: Hey. :D
Stranger: asl?
You: 17,895 years old I am. I'm a female Shaltanac from the planet of B'hraag.
Stranger: I'm from Pandora.
You: Hmm, Pandora?
You: Oooh, Pandora!
Stranger: I'm an avatar.
You: My grandma lives there.
You: I went to visit my grandma once, and, needless to say, I almost died.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

The Hairminator

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Fraught said:
Stranger: hiii=D
You: Hey. :D
Stranger: asl?
You: 17,895 years old I am. I'm a female Shaltanac from the planet of B'hraag.
Stranger: I'm from Pandora.
You: Hmm, Pandora?
You: Oooh, Pandora!
Stranger: I'm an avatar.
You: My grandma lives there.
You: I went to visit my grandma once, and, needless to say, I almost died.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're doing it wrong.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 'sup?
Stranger: wnna go n cm bbz
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no but seriously
Stranger: i have a huggge
You: do you really type like that?
Stranger: p
Stranger: p
Stranger: p
You: c-c-combo breakre
Stranger: pencil case
You: breaker*
You: awsnap
You: that's so hot
Stranger: i know right
Stranger: wanna touch my sharpener ;)
You: It just makes my eraser gum so hot
Stranger: wowieee i have an erect ruler now :|
You: I don't think this is gonna work, because I'm a pencil person as well.
You: unless...
Stranger: darn
Stranger: are you a boy
You: boy?
You: aren't we talking about office materiels?
Stranger: no aboput real life
You: wtf are you talking about
You: you're disgusting
You: Die in a fire
You have disconnected.
 

Sleekgiant

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: holy frijoles
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: m/f
You: ??
You: que habla espanol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

The Hairminator

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fit jewish boy looking for fitt girl
You: fitt girl?
You: is that some kind of jew robot?
Stranger: what?
You: you heard me
You: don't try your jew tricks on me!
You: I know them all!
Stranger: well.. you are just too cool
You: Why, thank you.
You: You are kinda cool too
Stranger: just like hitler nice talking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Have you seen the light?
Stranger: no
You: Never?
You: Have you ever been outside?!
Stranger: not yet
You: OSHI
Stranger: no
You: seriously
You: it's a whole world out there
You: you can't imagine it
Stranger: i always stay at home
Stranger: in the darkness
You: it's wonderful, and frankly... pretty full of shit
You: on second thought, never go out...
Stranger: really?
You: you'll just find someone that will... *sniff*... break your heart
You: and it will happen again and again
Stranger: i dont want this shit
You: DO YOU THINK I WANT IT?
You: DO YOU?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Sleekgiant

Redlin5 made my title :c
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LENIN
You: JOHN
Stranger: VLADIMIR
You: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH
Stranger: *cymbal crash*
You: Really is there a point to this
Stranger: What, life?
You: Seems kind of random
Stranger: Life?
Stranger: If so... yes. :D
Stranger: Completely pointless, mate. ^.^
You: Well thats good back to randomness
Stranger: It's pathetic how we attempt to instill order in anarchistic complex systems, no?
Stranger: The most we could do is cause the system to colapse into decoherence and anarchy.
Stranger: *collapse
You: Like $chan
You: 4chan
Stranger: *is unfamiliar with that term*
You: Its for the best
Stranger: I suppose so.
Stranger: BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
You: TAKE A RIDE ON MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAMZING
Stranger: Narwhal narwhals swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion 'coz they are so awesomee!
You: GIVE HIM A LICK MMM HE TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINS
Stranger: pretty big and preetty white they beat a polar bear in a fight!
You: WITH A STROKE OF HIS MANE HE TURNS INTO A PLANE*forgets the rest*
You: Just don't let Narwhals near your balls
Stranger: Like an underwater unicorn, they have a kickass facial horn, they're the Jedi of the sea! They stop Cthulu eatin' ye!
Stranger: Inventers of the shish-kebab!
You: Truly Weebls stuff is great
Stranger: YOS. :D
Stranger: JEREMY IRONS
Stranger: LENIN
Stranger: MARX
Stranger: TROTSKY
Stranger: :D
You: OH NOES YOU ARE ON A ROLL
Stranger: For what? D:
You: I don't know just felt like stopping you for I'm EVIL
Stranger: SOCIALISMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ...
Stranger: :D
Stranger: Good and evil don't exist. >.>
You: Oh yes it does for I'm the most EVIL bastard EVAR
You: *shoots a puppy*
Stranger: *sighs*
You: .......
Stranger: If by the standards of society, evil exists, then I'm positive I also qualify. ^.^ But those concepts are imaginary, love.
You: Meh we can make our own standards
Stranger: I do.
You: It's better that way for society is going to hell in a hand basket
Stranger: But that doesn't work too well. ^.^
Stranger: Hang on for a minute, I'm about to rant.
You: *hangs on*
You: .......
You: *colllapses*
Stranger: wait, goddamit.
You: lol
You: Sorry but I must go
Stranger: There is no difference between right and wrong, because right and wrong do not exist. I could lend any desired import to these terms, and who could tell me I am wrong? Concepts are ideas, fantasies; products of the imagination. There is no absolute meaning in any of it, no truth, no purport; no actuality. And this is proven by how often society?s notion of morality changes, how often they amend what is considered acceptable and what is considered taboo. In the end, all morality is is a set of directives put in place to support self-preservation. And those shift and morph and alter as needed. If the law no longer serves to uphold people?s survival, then that law is either modified or eliminated. But people don?t actually care about these things, about their notions of virtue or honour or benevolence; of good or evil. They simply wish not to perish, or to suffer. When religion propagated foreordination, a divine decree predetermining all souls to either heaven or hell, people endeavored to engage in all manner of ?morally questionable? acts, at least in relation to what today is considered improper or unethical comportment, because there existed no fear for their immortal essence. If, by this belief, all people are preselected by God to eternal salvation or damnation, without consideration of their actions, there then is no occasion for them to act in accordance to any code of supposed proper conduct. And when you have nothing with which to threaten, that is when you lose control. And control is power. The church soon realised this. If people truly believed, as they did, that to their actions there was no consequence, then when presented with the choice to lie, or steal, or cheat, or kill, they would not hesitate to involve themselves in such deeds, especially if said deeds in some way proved beneficial to their overall wellness or prosperity. The entire concept behind society is to rule and direct and contain. And if that ability to command is challenged in any way, by any thing, then whatever that thing is, presenting said challenge, it must be done away with. Which is why you see today?s prevailing belief to be that your actions do indeed significantly impact your course of destination. Funny how fickle divine law can be, isn't it? There is no such thing as conscience, of inherently knowing right from wrong. Those feelings are ingrained in us from the time of our birth, onwards. And people are cowardly creatures. They?ll do or say just about anything to save their own skin. So if you beat them over the head long enough with what you say they can and cannot do, they?ll start to believe in their subconscious mind that what you?ve said is indisputable fact, the be all and end all of universal principle. And if they believe you able to form their suffering, to cause them harm, emotional, physical or otherwise, and if they believe in your willingness to exert this capacity over them if ever they should confront or disregard what you?ve told them is and is not acceptable, well, then then they are yours to control. And it?s all based on fear, all based on a primal, animalistic instinct to survive. Not off of some inner sense of integrity, piousness or an intuitive comprehension of what is virtuous and what is iniquitous. Not on purity of heart or kindliness, but on people?s fear. Fear for themselves, for their lives, for their freedom, their health, their happiness, and for their souls. The things people would do if they didn?t think they?d get caught! But they know they will, they?re afraid of what may happen to them, and so they live out their pathetic and meaningless existence in misery, in the death grip of a system which cares only to bridle their lives and exercise determination over who they are, where they go and what they do. And the lemmings that they are, they actually believe all that hoopla they?re fed about how freedom isn?t free and about having certain, inalienable rights. I am without fear. Self-preservation has, to me, never been a source of motivation. I am just not concerned, one way or the other, with how I end up or where. In my eyes, I just am, as is everything else. And there is no sense in trying to fit it to any purpose, or meaning, or worth. I do not care. How do you stop someone like me, then? When they show total disregard for everything that had ever been established as sacred, as having merit or significance, when they place no value on anything? Not on themselves, not on anyone else, not on any set of morals or principles or rules? Not on life? It would be impossible then to persuade them, impossible to bribe them, impossible to coax, or blackmail, or inspire them; impossible to control them. This is why it is that I am so feared. It is because they have no power over me, and I thus pose a danger to their rule and their conservation. So, now, remember what I told you. No difference exists between right and wrong because right and wrong, in application to action, does not exist. Thus is must go, without saying, that killing cannot be determined absolutely as either. Society would have you believe that to take a human life is categorically wrong. Sinful, immoral, evil. Yet even in labelling the act with such superficial and vacant words, they, in the same breath, will tell you there are indeed exceptions to the rule. Killing becomes suddenly acceptable if committed in what they deem the proper context. If, for example, two countries are embroiled with one another in war, killing not only is considered excusable, it is expected and even encouraged. Still, of course, within the perimeters they have outlined, with the weapons they have provided, just so it appears as something controlled and civil. Still, the end result remains the same. You have still taken a life. Nothing more, nothing less. Or, let us say you find yourself the target of some attack, your physical well being under threat, well, then it is alright to kill too! After all, it was either you or them. Why, they have even produced an excuse for themselves committing what has been deemed the ultimate trespass! If one executes the expiration of another, then that in turn gives justifiable cause to carry out the same upon them, the death penalty, they like to call it. Killing validates killing. When done within a certain set of boundaries, within a milieu they?ve determined proper, it no longer is referred to as murder, no, now its self-defense, man-slaughter, enemy-fire, punishment, so on and so forth. Still, as I said, the outcome is immutable. It seems a tad hypocritical, does it not? If it is an irrefutable truth that killing is wrong, then how can it ever be right? And why then is it considered an act of evil when only people are involved? It isn?t called murder when we kill an animal outside our own species. It isn?t called murder when other animals kill each other. They may tell you those animals don?t possess the mental capacity to comprehend what death is. And that makes their demise somehow less profound then our own, less meaningful? Don?t other animals run when faced with danger too? Don?t they fight to survive the same as we? Of course they do! People don?t understand what death is either. That?s why they?re so afraid of it. It isn?t something they can contain or rule or explain away with fanciful terminology. And when confronted by it, they react as any creature would. The will to live is rooted in nothing more intricate then instinct. People are animals too, and we all are governed by the same basic principles. Not the precepts which keep managed the pretentious world we?ve created around ourselves so that we might feel some form of significance, but the order of nature! The answer is that killing is neither wrong nor right. It just is. The laws people have created, the way in which they qualify everything by assigning it a meaning, a definition, a reason; it all is for one purpose and one purpose alone. To keep them alive. The great joke of it is, despite the immense effort they put forth in trying to stave death off, they all inevitably will perish, regardless! Like any great artist, my purpose is to reflect life unerringly. But people, they regard themselves far too gravely to accept the truth, that we?ve all been made fools of. They choose instead to overlook that truths existence. They say I?m deranged. But insanity as a concept is for identifying the deviants. It's not because I am of unsound mind, as they say, but because they wish not to be faced with the falsity of their standards. If, by their determination of madness, I am mad, if by their basis of reality, I cannot discern what is real, then to uphold the pretense of those conclusions, the illusion that they hold some value, they never can concede to any summation of my sanity, and they thus can never, truly punish me as they would punish others who have engaged in similar conduct. I serve only to remind them of what they cannot do if they desire to maintain the front of their civility and their assertions of what is true. And they do hate me for it.
Stranger: HAH.
You: *hit by f***ing wall of text*
 

The Hairminator

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A horse walks into a bar...
Stranger: and?
You: Animal control is called, and the horse is put down before it could do any harm.
You: *ba-dum-tsssh*
Stranger: OMG LOL
Stranger: I wanted to type that
You: A man is ordering a drink while looking sad...
You: the bartender asks: "Why the sad face?"
You: "My son just got diagnosed with terminal lung cancer"
Stranger: I see what you're doing here
You: what am I doing?
Stranger: practicing anti-humor on omegle people
You: anti-humor is humor too!
Stranger: pfft
Stranger: if you're a sandnigger
You: I laugh it.. :(
You: Guess I have middle-east genes.
Stranger: ew
You: that I'm un-aware of
Stranger: oh
Stranger: WHATEVER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

delet

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi madam
You: hi sir
Stranger: whats up?
You: there appears to be sky above
Stranger: :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Earth
Stranger: dont you wanna talk?
You: that has nothing to do with earth
Stranger: golbal warming?
Stranger: global*
You: The mafia hates cats
Stranger: soon thei very heads to bow
Stranger: their
You: The egyptians are planning a war against the mafia to avenge their fallen gods
Stranger: you are pseudo-intellectual, wearing a smart
You: It's the hat of +7 int. It helps a lot
You: It also has a propeller on it
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Steve
Stranger: martin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hai
You: 8
Stranger: 9?
You: 7
Stranger: doing it wrong
You: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
Stranger: .
You: BOOM
You: you died
Stranger: No, im still here
Stranger: DU'H
You: You're dead
You: You're just in denial
Stranger: oh you, stop being such a fag
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

Sam G

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: To protect the world from devestation!
Stranger: huh?
You: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Stranger: wanna elaborate
You: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Stranger: like really
You: Jessie!
You: James!
You: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light!
You: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Stranger: quit being a little *****
You: Meowth! That's right!
You: Haha, got you!
You have disconnected.
 

BigStupidJellyfish

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You: Wot u up too at the moment?
Stranger: Just looking through Facebook, you?
You: Browsing the interwebz, might check my facebook now you mention it
Stranger: Facebooks my homepage so its the first thing i check :)
You: :D
Connection imploded.
 

The Hairminator

How about no?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HeY
You: What do you call a black man flying a plane?
Stranger: night flyer?
You: A pilot.
Stranger: gooood one.
You: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
You: "Where is my tractor!?"
Stranger: hahaaaa.
Stranger: funny.
You: A horse walks in to a bar...
You: Animal control is called, and the horse is put down before it could do any damage.
Stranger: what did the person say when she isn't laughing at your jokes?
Stranger: "i'm disconnecting!"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

deathless14

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idk how to do the spoiler thing so...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: boxers or briefs?
You: briefs
Stranger: what color?
You: white
Stranger: fitted or full cut?
Stranger: lol
You: fitted lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: what brand? out of boredom
You: fruit of the loom
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool.
Stranger: why?
You: idk
Stranger: just because? lol
You: ya lol
Stranger: well thats cool. tighty whiteys are the best. lol.
Stranger: its what i wear too...durin the day at least.
Stranger: anyhow. ty i suppose?
You: yup....
Stranger: what are you up to?
You: nothing
Stranger: whats on your mind?
You: your mom
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: right
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 18
Stranger: i c
Stranger: this is dull.
Stranger: and i gotta piss.
Stranger: so i suppose i should bid you adieu
You: good bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected
 

deathless14

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Stranger: RAWR! Im a dinosaur!
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The Hairminator

How about no?
Mar 17, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey :)
You: why did the little boy sitting in santa's lap cry?
Stranger: why?
You: santa's boner reminded him of his pedophile father
You: *ba-dum-tssh*
Stranger: ... i dont really have a response for that haha
You: A horse walks in to a bar...
Stranger: and?
You: Animal control is called, and the horse is put down before it could cause any damage.
Stranger: im assuming youre male?
You: that's sexist!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 

TheNumber1Zero

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Jul 23, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: The Pants were Dead
Stranger Oh no not you again!
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Sometimes it's I'm the only one who posts before they leave, depends on whether or not I have it ready to Paste.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Stranger: hi
You: Sup
Stranger: stiff dicks nd airplanes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: u?
You: Basically the same thing only with hippo
Stranger: woa lol
You: while slaugtering walruses making them into walrus kebabs and eating them as a sunday snack, then feasting on the rest of their organs!
You: The usual
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wow
You: Uh oh...I gotta go before I leave,
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: lol
You: LEARN TO WRITE DUMB ASS! HEIL SPELL CHECK!
HEIL SPELL CHECK!

remember to join the Grammar Nazi Guild.
 

Sam G

New member
Jul 14, 2009
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi !
You: Guten Tag!
Stranger: guten abend
You: Spacken sie Destsch?
Stranger: ein bisschen
You: Yeah, I don't know that much either. Might be easier to speak english from now on...
Stranger: it's easier yeah ;)
Stranger: german is a great language but so difficult
You: That it is, myep.
Stranger: asl ?
You: Well, as you may have guessed, I don't live in Germany.
You: I don't live in Athens either.
Stranger: lol where do you live so ?
You: I'm gonna lie and say Jupiter.
Stranger: waow what a cool place !
Stranger: good lie ;)
You: Nope. Boring as hell.
You: So, ever killed a man?
Stranger: not these days
Stranger: should I ?
You: Well, not unless you want to go to jail and be a prison-*****!
You: I was a prison-***** once...
You: Best days of my life...
You: JFK! Blown away! What more do I have to say?!
We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world's been turning!
Stranger: cool you're a cool guy
Stranger: I love mad men !
You: Well, thanks!
Stranger: i'm schizophrenic you know
Stranger: so i can understand this kind of madness
You: As it were, I create the sound of madness! I wrote a book on pain, in fact, yet somehow I'm still here to explain!
You: Were you aware, for instance, that the darkest hour never comes in the night? I ponder, who could sleep with a gun when they have to wake up and FAIIIGHT?
Stranger: I don't know, all these questions are too difficult for me, you know i'm just a guy which is trying to live for both of me...
Stranger: I did suffer, got a lot of pain... but your questions are too hard for me...
You have disconnected.
 

WafflesandBacon

Inspired by Nonsense
Aug 25, 2009
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You: screw the rules i have money!
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: money
Stranger: one of if... not... the root of all evil
Stranger: and you love it
Stranger: you love that root
Stranger: you love that root of evil
Stranger: so much
Stranger: because it defines you
Stranger: it makes you special.. it gives you a sense of purpose
Stranger: but in reality... it is what is killing you... the planet... and life
Stranger: without it... we'd die
Stranger: with it... we are slowly dying
Stranger: pyschologically
You: I just was doing a quote....
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hahahaha
You: XD
Stranger: who quoted that
You: ever heard of Yu-Gi-Oh abridged?>
Stranger: yes
Stranger: my baby neice loves yu gi oh
Stranger: well
Stranger: take care