You: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
Stranger: and if i run away?
Stranger: like super fast?
You: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
Stranger: can't catch me then.
You: HUWAHGH
Stranger: but you couldn't get it?
You: YAH
You: WIOHFSD
Stranger: I'd be far gone.
You: I'VE FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FIRCESOME THAN YOU
Stranger: not a very good cop, now are we?
Stranger: i highly doubt that.
You: So, caught without gold to pay your fine, eh?
You: LOOKS LIKE IT'S A RAPIN' TIME
Stranger: please, I'll sell you my children!
You: ...
You: this is acceptabe
You: How old are they?
Stranger: so... which so you want?
Stranger: err, 5, and 12?
Stranger: CHOOSE
Stranger: FAST
Stranger: BEFORE I DECLINE MY OFFER
You: Which sex is the 5 year old?
Stranger: they're sex-less.
You: BOTH
You: NOW
You: GIVE
You: THEM
Stranger: NO
You: TO
You: ME
Stranger: ONLY ONE
Stranger: AH
You: FINE
You: THE 5 YEAR OLD
Stranger: I CAN'T GIVE YOU BOTH!
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: THE 12 YEAR OLD!
You: GIVE ME THE YOUNG INNOCENT ONES
Stranger: D;
Stranger: fine!
You: Good
You: Goooooood!
Stranger: just no surprise buttsecks...
Stranger: k?
You: Never
Stranger: promise?
You: *lick lick lick*
Stranger:
You: In return
You: You will recieve
You: Hold on
You: Lemme get your reward
Stranger: I'm holding
Stranger: hurry your ass up now
Stranger: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY
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You: SPARKY
You: YOU GET SPARKY
Stranger: that's pretty creepy, I must say
You: His name is Sparky
Stranger: so is that a dog.. or a dino?
You: Dino
You: Called Sparky
You: Sparkz for short
You: But it MUST be with a Z
Stranger: canz i eait him?
You: NOES
Stranger: D;
You: HE EATS YOU
Stranger: ...
You: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMN
Stranger: delicious?
Stranger: THAT'S NOT FAIR
Stranger: YOU LIE
Stranger: LIAR YOU
Stranger: LEAVE
Stranger: JUST LEAVE!
You: You tore off your chesticles
Stranger: chesticles?
You: Man boobs
You: Or woman boobs
You: Either is good
You: Sparkz goes both ways
Stranger: kinda like yo' momma?
You: Sort of
Stranger: eh...
Stranger: awkward.
You: Expect my mumma is a velociraptor
Stranger: does she eat birdies?
You: She eats everything
You: ONLY 5 DORRA
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: why didn't she eat you?
Stranger: hmm?
You: That's sick
You: I'm her son
You: You sick fuck
You: Ew
Stranger: oh, ew
Stranger: so you're like sparky junior?
You: Sparkz is my brother
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: into incest?
You: My mum and Sparkz didn't shag
You: Don't be a freak
Stranger: ugh, you confuse me too much
You: Me and Sparkz do though
Stranger: hypocritical much?
You: All night long ;D
Stranger: -__-
You: Dang he's good
You: Goes both ways
Stranger: as do you
You: If you get what I'm sayin'!
Stranger: i think i do..
Stranger: sadly
You: Room for one more
You:
Stranger: keep dreamin'
You: Will do
Stranger: call yo' momma
Stranger: ;D
You: I'll never stop dreaming about you
You: Ew
You: Sick fuck
Stranger: yes, you so want this
Stranger: pfft!
Stranger: oh hush, you love it
You: Well...
You: Well...
You: DICKTITS
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what
Stranger: the
Stranger: fuck
You: DICKTIIIIIIIIIIITS
Stranger: creeper
You: Yep
Stranger: .-.
You: Sparkz is at your window right now
Stranger: is not
You: Look behind you ;D
Stranger: YOU LIAR
You: He's got a cloaking device
You: NOW HE'S GOT YOU
Stranger: that'd be kinda creepy
You: GOOD SPARKZ
Stranger: has not
You: GOOOOOD SPARKZ
Stranger: YOUR MOM HAS ME
You: YEP
You: SHE WENT WITH HIM#
You: FOR BACKUP
Stranger: no, i mean... your mom HAS me
Stranger: jaykay :3
You: ;3
You: He looks like he's got balls as a mouth
You: You ever see that?
Stranger: does not
You: Does too!
You: Back me up, Sparkz!
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Stranger: no!
Stranger: oh, hah
Stranger: i see it now
You: Exactly
You: Now he's gonna rape ya
Stranger: WELL SORRY!
Stranger: ew :/
You: Well I can't stop him
You: Sorry
Stranger: i wonder how the kid would look like..
You: Dinos like rapin'
You: Oh no
You: He'll eat you afterwards
Stranger: will not
You: Will too
You: He's a T-Rex
Stranger: he'll fall in love with me.. and we'll wed
Stranger: and have 453654534235645325 dino babies
You: Sparkz is wed to me!
Stranger: bullshit
Stranger: the damn dino is two timing me!
You: Fuck!
You: Me too!
You: Should we team up?
You: And form a superhero squad
You: ?
Stranger: nah, too much of a cliche
Stranger: i say I kill you
Stranger: and i get sparky all to myself
Stranger: sound like a plan?
Stranger: (;
You: Does Sparkz get a costume?
Stranger: say what?
You: I think the Hamburgler'd suit him
Stranger: I miss those movies, shit
You: I haven't seen them
You: Since I'm in the UK
Stranger: I figures
Stranger: figured*
You: OH SHIT YA'LL GOT SOME MIND READING STUFF GOING ON HERE
You: HEEEEEEEEEELL, DAWG
Stranger: NAH, BRO, JUST YOUR SPELLING, HOMIE G
You: OH RIGHT
You: LIKE MUMMA, RIGHT?
Stranger: I KNOW!
You: AND ARMOUR
You: AND HERB
Stranger: YESSIR/MA'AM
Stranger: herb?
You: EXCEPT THAT'S PRONOUNCIATION
Stranger: wtf?
You: Americans say "erb"
You: AND I RAGE
You: LOTS OF RAGE
Stranger: ISN'T CAPITALIZATION FUN?
You: I LIKE TO HOLD SHIFT
Stranger: -__-
Stranger: you weird kid
You: You slightly odd for being on Omegle, person of unknown age.
Stranger: :/|
Stranger: likewise.
You: Inubidubly
Stranger: Indubitably?
You: Yeah that
Stranger: how old are you, anyways?
You: 16
You: Yerself?
Stranger: 15
You: Golly
Stranger: gee
You: A 15 year old using grmmar on the interwebz
You: *grammar
You: What is the world coming to?
Stranger: you're 16...
You: Indeed
You: I am
Stranger: oh hush.
You: Am I embarrassing you?
You: My apologies
Stranger: yes, I'm so ashamed.
You: There there
You: *pat pat*
Stranger: D;
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DON'T TOUCH ME
You: ON THE HEAD
You: SPARKZ DOES THE OTHER STUFF
You: SPEAKING OF WHICh
You: YAY YOU'RE PREGNANT
Stranger: I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISS A HAPPY MEAL OFF
Stranger: but he hasn't eaten me yet?
You: He takes his time
You: Well, there goes a little toe
You: Ouch
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: QUE?
Stranger: he loves me too much to eat me
You: DONDE ES TU ESCOPETA Y TU QUESO EN LA CASA?
Stranger: ESCOPETA?
You: Shotgun
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: TENGO UN MONO EN MI PANTALONES
You: OH SHIT
You: THAT'D HURT
Stranger: nah, it's a baby mono
You: Ah
Stranger: I GOTTA ASK YOU SOMETHING SUPER IMPORTANT
Stranger: LIKE SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: KAY
Stranger: STRAIGHT
Stranger: OR
Stranger: CURLY
Stranger: GO!
Stranger: NOW!
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
You: STRAIGHT
Stranger: 2
Stranger: ugh -_-
You: What?
Stranger: NOTHIN'!
You: 'KAY
You: I THOUGHT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HAIR
You: And my hair is straight
You: So yeah
Stranger: WE WERE
You: OH RIGHT THEN
You: So why the "ugh"?
Stranger: BUT I WAS JUST ASKING WHICH DO YOU PREFER?
Stranger: BECAUSE NOW I MUST STRAIGHTEN IT...
You: Ah
You: I see
Stranger: pain in the ass, yo
You: Indeed, yo
Stranger: so...
Stranger: how's college?
You: I just do higher education in school
You: Yourself?
Stranger: wait, what?
You: Go on for a few more years in School
Stranger: you lost me..
You: Ever heard of Sixth Form?
You: If not
You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_form
Stranger: nope
You: That sums it up better than I cn
You: *can
Stranger: c'mon, simplify it for me.
Stranger: -_-
Stranger: FINE!
Stranger: your last 2 years?
Stranger: before uni?
You: Yeah
You: Or a job
Stranger: way to make it all confusing
You: Not compulsory to do Sixth form though
Stranger: same here, you can drop out at 16
Stranger: HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
You: WOOOOOO
You: McDONALDS JOB FOR ME
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: let's not get carried away now...
Stranger: hobo's are a better choice
You: True
You: Fine
Stranger: you get money.. without working!
Stranger: your top 3 bands?
Stranger: GO
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
You: DRUGS IN AN ALLEY CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WOOO
Stranger: 2
You: Uhh
Stranger: 1
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: GOGOGOGOGGO
Stranger: LOSERRRRRRRRRRR
Stranger: GO
You: Not really a music guy
Stranger: GO
You: CAGE THE ELEPHANT
Stranger: oh come on
Stranger: continue
You: JOHNATHON COULTON
You: AND
You: CLUTCH MAYBE
Stranger: never
Stranger: ever
Stranger: ever
Stranger: ever
Stranger: heard of them
You: Don't put so much pressure on me
Stranger: except clutch
Stranger: I THINK
Stranger: it's cool, i get pressured, too
Stranger: when people make me think quickly
Stranger: I FREEZE
You: Yeah
Stranger: O.O
You: Same
You: Just like
You: "SHIT, BANDS"
You: "UUUH, UUUUH, UUUUUUUUH"
Stranger: "I CAN'T DO IT"
You: "FRACK"
Stranger: frack...
You: Scrubs
Stranger: scrubs, oh gawd
You: It got crappy D:
Stranger: as did House
You: Never seen it
You: Wanted to
Stranger: O.O
You: Never had the chance
Stranger: dayum, boy
You: I know, right
Stranger: top 3 most randomest things about yourselffffffffffff
Stranger: GO
Stranger: GOGOGOGOGOGGO
You: I HAVE MILD TOURETTES
Stranger: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CHEST I HAD A BIT OF BONE SITCKING OUT
Stranger: 1
Stranger: 0
You: AND
Stranger: o.o
You: I'M A MASSIVE BIOWARE FANBODY
You: JESUS
You: SO MUCH PRESSURE
Stranger: GOO
Stranger: GOO
Stranger: 1 MORE
Stranger: MOAR
Stranger: AH
You: THAT WAS 3
Stranger: GOOOOOO
You: THAT WAS 3!
You: UUUUUUUH
Stranger: no, it was 2
You: MASSIVE BIOWARE FANBOY
You: I SAID THAT
You: Also I wear glasses
You: Does that count?
Stranger: sure, why not?
You: Good
You: That's that solved
You: Jesus, I'm not good at thinking fast
Stranger:
Stranger: you must learn to
You: I know
You: I shoukld
You: *should
You: But imma herpa derpa
Stranger: herpa derpa?
Stranger: oh you and your terms
You: Herpa derpa doo
Stranger: ?
You: Basically a way of saying I'm a bit slow
Stranger: :L
You: :3
Stranger: gotta name?
You: I dunno
You: You?
Stranger: TELL ME YOUR NAME
You: Well, people know me as 47
Stranger: -_-
You:
Stranger: i dislike you
You: Aww
Stranger: very much so
You: Why does everyone say that?
Stranger: haha
You: *cry*
Stranger: your*
Stranger: because you won't tell us yuor name!
You: I suppose I could tell you
Stranger: quit being a pussy!
You: If Sparky says it's okay
Stranger: gogo!
You: Let me converse
Stranger: he agrees!
Stranger: he told me
You: *whisper whisper*
You: *whisper*
You: It may or may not be Jack
You: I'l leave you to decide that yourself
Stranger: Jack and Jill went up a hill...
You: I received that a lot of my mum is called Gill.
You: So...
You: ORIGINALITY
You: YAAAAAY
Stranger: lol
Stranger: what are you most afraid of?
Stranger: GOGOGOGOGOGGO
Stranger: 9
You: WATER
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 7
You: UNDERWATER
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: seriously?
You: Yep
You: Stuff freaks me out
Stranger: you're picking up speed, my man
You: I blame all the vidja games
You: Nah, that's just an easy one
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: tall or short?!
Stranger: GOGOGOGOGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: Short
You: 5'6... I think
Stranger: alright, alright
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: I'm kinda hungry...
You: There's this thing called food
You: It sounds good
Stranger: shit, seriously?
Stranger: do tell
You: I know, rigjht
You: I makes you less hungry
You: And tastes good too
Stranger: that's impossible!
You: Shit's incredible
Stranger: best of both worlds!
You: I know
You: Great taste of water, great filling of Nutrient paste!
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: the fuck?
Stranger: must
Stranger: call
Stranger: father
Stranger: for
Stranger: food
You: om nums nums
Stranger: omnnomnomnom
You: Yummies
Stranger: in my tummy
You: AND I FEEL LIKE LOVING YOU
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ahem
You: ;D
Stranger: you're too late
You: Dammit
You: Sparky
Stranger: sparky and I are already togerhet
Stranger: together*
You: Fuck, that cockblocker
Stranger: but on a more serious note
Stranger: i don't feel like loving you today
You:
You: Nobody feels like loving me
You: Sad faec
Stranger: middle child syndrome?
You: Nope
You: Second child
You: Out of 2
Stranger: oh the baby!
Stranger: screw you.
Stranger: >:C
You: Wait, what>
You: What?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: at. all.
You: I am confuse
Stranger: once your parents get another baby.. you're screwed <3
You: They split up
You: SO HAH
You: *****
You: And my Dad had two other kids anyway
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: my sweater gathers up hair..
You: You got any siblings?
Stranger: i do.
You: AND COMB THAT SWEATER
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: I PREFER A LINT ROLLER
You: We don't have those
You: WE JUST HIT OUR CHILDREN WITH HAIRY CLOTHES
Stranger: o.o
Stranger:
Stranger: good idea!
You: Shakes it off good
Stranger: ....
Stranger: yes I love you
You: ;D
Stranger: I mean, I'd love to get ot know you
Stranger: to*
You: I'm scared
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: 'tis a song
You: Ah
You: I see
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: :3
You: I thought you were gettin' all creepy like
Stranger: not my scene, thank you very much
You: I see
You: Oh, shit, there goes another toe
You: Bad Sparky
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: sparky needs to die
Stranger: it's his time to go
You: Nooooes
You: Sparks
Stranger: c'mon
Stranger: just, just let him go
You: ...
You: goodbye, sparky
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You: *gun*
Stranger: RUFF RUFF
You: ]D;
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: I WAS KIDDING
Stranger: OH WELL
Stranger: peace out, girl scout
You: NOW OUR LOVE CAN THRIVE
Stranger: I think not. I kinda found someone else...
Stranger: sorry :/
You: Awww
Stranger: maybe next time
You: Three of us?
You: ;D
Stranger: aww, you're gay?
You: Nah
You: BUT I LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Stranger: lies (;
Stranger: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
You: ONLY 5 DORRA
Stranger: hah
Stranger: at first i mistook it as Dorra
Stranger: Dora*
You: The explorer?
Stranger: yes, sir
You: ***** scares me
Stranger: wait,, so is your mom named Gill?
You: yeappers
Stranger: must be awkward
You: Not really
Stranger: I mean, "Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water.. then they fucked"
You: wat
You: WHOOOOOA
You: WHAT
Stranger: that's how the story goes...
You: YOU FOREIGN PEOPLE HAVE WEIRD RHYMES
You: FREAKY
Stranger: so you're into incest?
You: No
You: Not at al
Stranger: ho, you jelly?
You: I not jelly
You: I JAM
Stranger: how do you know I'm foreign? hm?
You: Because you spelt it "momma"
You: Deduction skills, you see
Stranger: spelt, hah
Stranger: doesn't matter, the 'yo momma' jokes?
You: I still call 'em "yo mumma"
Stranger: lawl
Stranger: only the english use
Stranger: 'spelt'
You: You used "spelled"?
Stranger: yep
You: Eugh
Stranger: your face.
You:
Stranger: <3
You: </3
Stranger: x3
You: <3
Stranger: !!!!!1111!!!!one!!!!11111eleven!!!111111exclamation point!!11111
You: QUESTION MARK
Stranger: no..
Stranger: you ruined it
You: Elipses
Stranger: you sick bastard!
You: YO MUMMA RUINED IT
Stranger: where in the UK are you from?
Stranger: if you dont mind me asking?
You: Central
You: Ish
Stranger: -_-
You: Southwest of London
You: Sort of
You: Not too sure myself
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you kinda suck, you know that, right?
You: Yeah
You: I spend too much time on computer games
You: AND I LOVE IT
Stranger: ew :/
You: What?
You: Don'tcah like some vidja games?
Stranger: computer games=blech
You: SHUN
You: SHUUUUUUN
Stranger: SHUNNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: CHARLIE
You: SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: UNICORN
Stranger: CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You: CANDY MOUNTAIN
Stranger: god i miss that
You: Still there
You: I might have to go and watch it
Stranger: that's what I'm doing
Stranger: hah
You: Good times
Stranger: i havent seen tha tin like 3 years
Stranger: tha tin*
Stranger: that in*
You: Just wondering, why do you think computer games are blech?
Stranger: seems... boring?
You: Huh
You: I find that problem with real life
Stranger: fogetaboutit
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's a leoplorodon!
You: We spoke to the man in the hat!
You: You told us many stories!
You: Tonight we feast on turtles!
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: im fucking starving
You: Feast on turtles
Stranger: oh when you're down an dlooking for some cheering up
Stranger: and*
You: God those songs creeped me out
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: i gotta go
You: Awww
Stranger: i need some food
You: Fine
Stranger: D;
You: LEAVE ME
You: ;D
You: Wiat
You: D;
Stranger: HM?
You: That
You: I meant that
You: D; not ;D
Stranger: sorry D;
Stranger: ill see you around
Stranger: or not
You: I understand
You: Toodle
You: MAYBE FATE WILL HAVE US MEET AGAIN
Stranger: toodle lou!
You: Laters
Stranger: and we'll ahve sparky babies
You: Yes
You: Babbies
Stranger: dude, i can't disconnect
You: Huh
You: YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME
You: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: IM KINDA SCARED
Stranger: I COULD ALWAYS X OUT...
Stranger: ;D
You: True
You: :9
You:
Stranger: i cant leave
Stranger: give me liek 10 minutes
You: Want me to do it for you?
Stranger: k?
Stranger: NO
Stranger: I DONT WAN TOT LEAVE YOU!!!!!!
Stranger: WANT TO*
You: Righto then
You: That's not creepy at all
Stranger: good!
Stranger: I KNOW!
Stranger: YOU LOVE IT!
Stranger: i made it all dramatic on purpose D;
You: I see
Stranger: well I'm off.
Stranger: bye jack-o
You: Toodle pip
You: Farethe well, unkown person
Stranger:
You: Name?
Stranger: Nico
Stranger: now bye
You: Later, Nico
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stranger: ah
Stranger: swim away
Stranger: swim awayyyyyyyyy
