One-line confessions

[v3n0mat3]

I drank some guy's milkshake while he wasn't looking.

 

[Sanguinius- The Angel]

I don't want to be with my girlfriend anymore, but I don't want to break up with her, as I don't want to lose the friends I have met through her, and I don't really want to have her get upset, and turn said friends against me.

 

[Xerosch]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

While I watched an experimental movie where NOTHING happened?

OT: I'm 31 and sit idly by while my life slides into isolation.

 

[SleepyOtter]

Here you go :3

I tryed to eat that cookie....it didn't work and now my laptop is missing a corner :'(

 

[Ham_authority95]

I'm afraid that I might be incapable of love.

Don't worry. Love doesn't pay the bills anyway....

OT: I'm going to fail my history class but I feel fine.

 

[zama174]

I don't want to be with my girlfriend anymore, but I don't want to break up with her, as I don't want to lose the friends I have met through her, and I don't really want to have her get upset, and turn said friends against me.

Ouch.. Been there man.. Trust me when I say that if they are really your friends you're not going to lose them, and sticking with her is only dragging both of you down.. Things are only going to get worse for both of you if you don't end it now.

OT: I'm in love with someone I have no hope of being with..

 

[badgersprite]

I accidentally the whole bottle.

EDIT: Dammit! Ninja'd. ><

 

[BrownGaijin]

My primary reason for winning the lottery is in hopes that I can consentingly grope an young woman's breasts.
I'm the reason why Bruce Wanye never appeared on Smallville.
I am the main investor in producing the Twilight movies.
I am the reason why Duke Nukem was delayed for so long.
I am the reason why Duke Nukem was resurrected.
I am the reason why the Supreme Court is holding "that" hearing.
I am the reason why Americans are so apathetic about their civic duties. P.S. I voted!
The reason GLADoS went insane... IT WAS ME!
Every time someone thinks that the world is going to end in 2012, I get a nickel for it.
I set up old man Withers from the amusement park to take the fall. I send him and his husband a gift basket every Christmas.

 

[Salad Is Murder]

I think about killing myself fairly often, and I don't mean "I wish I were dead" or "people would be better off without me" kinds of things; I mean like visualizing murdering myself...it's like an intrusive thought, almost memetic in its frequency and volume.

I'm not worried that I'm going to do it, but the constant fixation is making it harder and harder to get through the day.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I had sex with my best friend's married sister, while her daughters were in the living room.

Been there. Except replace "daughters" with "pupils learning from the master"

/terrible humor

 

[Karousawai]

I was the dude with the Infect deck. Cookie for what the hell I'm talking about.

You my friend get a cookie. Phyrexia will triumph!

OT: I'm pretty sure one of my best mates is gay for me, and I have no idea what the hell to do.
I hate the morals of professional gaming, but I can't think of a better way to live.
I can't bare the though of quitting WoW.
I'm doing a course at uni that I honestly don't think will lead to a job I'll enjoy.

There, I'm good for another few years.

 

[M-JN]

Recently I dinged a guy's car. He turned out to be like a hundred and two years old, and he couldn't read the insurance card I gave him, so he told me to write it down and give him a copy... and I completely bullshitted the old dude, wrote down a fake name, number and insurance co. And he drove off. And I felt like a hardcore criminal dude.

... but later I felt bad so I called the insurance company anyway and fixed his car. Not hardcore, me.

 

[open trap]

You love me more than i love you

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

i killed a guy once. and i'm thisclose to killing another.

Really?

Mind explaining a bit?

Just a wee bit? A little context?

Just curious is all. I don't mind, of course, if you'd rather not share.

 

[credop]

A guy once committed suicide because of something i said. I didn't care.

 

[Korolev]

Sometimes I cannot believe the amount of hatred my heart can hold, but I have the decency to feel ashamed about it.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Calumon: I ate all the pies.

Same here, bro. The girl thing, not the pie thing. Although I can't say no to a nice pie either.

OT: I'm overly obsessed about getting a girlfriend, and it's ruining my life a bit.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

I'm an asshole but I don't care (which ironically is the reason why I'm an asshole)

 

[SnipErlite]

I think about death on a nightly basis and it terrifies me.

I used to do that. Got fucking scared all the time.

Now, after reading the Discworld series, I imagine death to be like Pratchett's Death. And, for some strange reason, that comforts me.

[sub]Now I'm thinking about death again...brilliant.[/sub]

Nahh it'll be alright. Things like that always work out in the end. Right?

 

[Charli]

I'm afraid of being friends with people.