One-line confessions

[ScarletRider]

All I'm hoping for is to see her smile.

 

[Mr. Socky]

I'm sorry for being so awesome.

 

[teebeeohh]

i cant say no to cake
for about a week i considered joining the army after having almost perfect scores in all the test
i sometimes dont get up in the morning because Im overwhelmed by insignificance
i never finished portal

 

[Tdc2182]

I cut my Rosary with scissors then lied about it.

I've done much worse stuff, but that one had me failing the most guilty.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

I lied to my therapist about having thoughts of suicide because I wanted to end my therapy sessions as soon as possible.

No, that's not dark humor, I'm serious.

When I was a child, I told my Therapist all the happy things she wanted to hear, so I wouldn't have to go anymore; even though I wasn't really happy or 'okay'.

 

[Ultress]

I'm in love with a lesbian

 

[Sexy Street]

I was the dude with the Infect deck. Cookie for what the hell I'm talking about.

 

[Sexy Street]

I lost my wallet in El Cegundo

I'm cool with people calling me the Space Cowboy, the Gangster of love, or Maurice

Wa woooooaw
EDIT: shit double post...

 

[shadow741]

I accidently the whole game.

 

[Westaway]

I put poison in all the pies

Halarious

 

[Death God]

I don't work on any homework until the last 5 minutes before bed when I am rushing to finish.

 

[AvsJoe]

I am getting bored of Zero Punctuation.

I lied to my therapist about having thoughts of suicide because I wanted to end my therapy sessions as soon as possible.

Instead of suicide, find something you can dedicate your life to. Film a movie, write a book, get "the" girl, save people's lives for a living, etc. Do something fun; suicide's no fun.

It was me.

No, it wasn't.

I was phone.

It was clearly this guy!

 

[Tharwen]

I sometimes randomly find myself looking for information about people over the internet. I've now decided to completely stop trying to find things out about people that they wouldn't otherwise tell me.

I do that.

Why would you stop? It gives valuable insight on how to communicate with certain people in social situations.

Because it just feels intrusive. If the person wanted to give that information out, they would. Taking it for myself is a lot like searching through their room just to find something interesting.

I sometimes randomly find myself looking for information about people over the internet. I've now decided to completely stop trying to find things out about people that they wouldn't otherwise tell me.

Given that you actually know me, this is more than a little creepy...

As I said, I'm not going to do it again!

Worry not! Anyway, there's almost nothing really bad to be found on the interwebs.

 

[Gralian]

I think about death on a nightly basis and it terrifies me.

 

[Declaro]

I can't go past a mirror or a reflective window without looking at myself to see if I look a right state or not.

I look in each mirror/shiny surface because I think I see someone else moving around, like a cat does.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I am the man who arranges the blocks.

That's funny, because I'm the czar putting gold on my bread. Whoops.

As I understand it, history says that did not end well for you.
At all.

 

[Bravo 21]

i should be doing my homework now, just like almost every singel time im on the Escapist

 

[Divine Miss Bee]

i killed a guy once. and i'm thisclose to killing another.

 

[nunqual]

I don't have nearly as much confidence as people think I do.

 

[The Night Shade]

I was the one that ate from the cookie jar