One-line confessions

[UnwishedGunz]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Can I have 5 million pounds please? *puppy dog eyes*

OT: without realising it, I managed to clock up over 150 hours on different games in a month

i have 823 hours logged on TF2

 

[Tonythion]

It wasn't really over 9000.

It was 1006! (Cookie for reference, won't take people long though)

TFS

COOKIE NOW

OP: I have a huge ego but I don't like the way I look...how is this possible you ask?
I really have no idea...because I like looking at myself in the mirror...

 

[dark-amon]

I'm with stupid -> dark-amon

 

[gundargundar]

I'm Old Gregg!

 

[The Ambrosian]

It wasn't really over 9000.

It was 1006! (Cookie for reference, won't take people long though)

TFS

COOKIE NOW

OP: I have a huge ego but I don't like the way I look...how is this possible you ask?
I really have no idea...because I like looking at myself in the mirror...

Well the picture wont embed so here is your text cookie -hands over cookie-

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Can I have 5 million pounds please? *puppy dog eyes*

That's, ah, a little excessive! Ahahaha. Besides Hull is kinda outta my way, if your profile is right... is it?

Calumon: Wow, Jack only asks for 5 pounds to the meat man! And that fills him up! You must be HUUUGGE!

Jack: Calumon! That's not nice to say to someone!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

This, and that I spent all of this months money last month, because I should not be allowed outside with disposable income.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'm Old Gregg!

You've got a man-gina!

 

[KnowYourOnion]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

"JASON CAN HAVE MYYYYY BISCUIT!"
BLACK BOOKS FTW

 

[The_ModeRazor]

So, just a day like any other, right? Playing some minecraft, digging my pretty cool mine. And then I got this tingling sensation in the back of my skull. I went into lol editor, and gave me 255 blocks of lava. The kind that flows like water, that got taken out of the game. And I flooded my entire fucking mine with it. My house too. And everything around it. I had a tower some distance away, climbed to the top, and watched the fiery death flow. It was beautiful.

 

[eggy32]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

Dammit, you beat me to it.
Also, Black Books, cookie now

 

[Private Custard]

I once punched a cow in the face when I was drunk. It was advancing relentlessly!

that isn't a confession it is just pure awesomeness!

I didn't knock it out though, it just moo'd at me and stood there. It stopped trying to push me around though!

Hurt my hand......cows have really tough heads!

 

[Geekosaurus]

I once killed a man.

 

[C95J]

I once punched a cow in the face when I was drunk. It was advancing relentlessly!

that isn't a confession it is just pure awesomeness!

I didn't knock it out though, it just moo'd at me and stood there. It stopped trying to push me around though!

Hurt my hand......cows have really tough heads!

I tell you what, next time your in a difficult situation. Just shout "C95J's Avatar" 3 times whilst tapping your feet on the ground and all will be taken care of for you

 

[reddfawks]

I chewed up the ends of all the pens at work. =_=

 

[DaBungalow]

Collapsed in hysterics in front of my best friend when he tearfully told me his girlfriend had passed away the night before.

Why? I still have no fucking clue.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

I shot the sherriff.

But I did not shoot the deputy

 

[Private Custard]

I once punched a cow in the face when I was drunk. It was advancing relentlessly!

that isn't a confession it is just pure awesomeness!

I didn't knock it out though, it just moo'd at me and stood there. It stopped trying to push me around though!

Hurt my hand......cows have really tough heads!

I tell you what, next time your in a difficult situation. Just shout "C95J's Avatar" 3 times whilst tapping your feet on the ground and all will be taken care of for you

I'll carve it into my arm with a sharpened bulls horn!