One-line confessions

[JokerCrowe]

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*ahem*

I'm the reason we don't go into the Basement anymore...

Don't Hurt me!!!
*covers head with arms*

 

[Yoshemo]

The truth is I'm too afraid of the future to take advantage of the present.

this. sad >:

 

[Knusper]

I let a nice cup of tea go cold this morning before I went to school - cardinal sin.

cold tea is fucking tasty!

Not compared to hot tea. I follow the stereotype, you see. (I'm British)

 

[PrototypeC]

I killed a hooker in Jersey.

...
OK, OK... I have now, and will always, not be able to have a female friend without picturing them with their clothes off every time I see them.

 

[Sneaky llama]

I'm supposed to make a presentation for school, but I'm watching Star Trek Voyager/reading Escapist Forums.

well done star trek is more important
EDIT: OT- I never really cared for The Godfather. (Not a Family Guy reference so no cookies)

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

I let a nice cup of tea go cold this morning before I went to school - cardinal sin.

cold tea is fucking tasty!

Not compared to hot tea. I follow the stereotype, you see. (I'm British)

Yeah, me too. hot tea is indeed better but I was just saying that cold tea is also really good. On average, I drink up to 20 cups of tea a day.

 

[skaskunk]

I'm have no future plans and spend all my time playing Modern Warfare 2 and wasting money...

(Think I'm gonna join the army...sounds a fun way to die)

 

[The Stonker]

I've broken the heart of a woman which I loved this year.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I'm that guy who pees all over everything in sight when using a public restroom. And I enjoy it.

 

[sabbat]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

Bill Bailey ate my bees :/ on a spit, I think. Whilst reading from a survival book.

OT:
I once put a man in hospital with a small turnip, a plastic spatula and a bent spoon. It haunts my dreams even now :|

Errm, are we on about Black Books here, 'cause I don't remember seeing an episode where Manny eats bees.

 

[Fuselage]

My dream is to rule over an empty world filled with blocks and animals, zombies, monsters.
These blocks are different in color or usefulness, For example 4 wood will make a workbench and 1 stick and 1 coal makes a torch.

 

[Anarchemitis]

This isn't actually Sparta.

 

[Kaltazraza]

I spend more money on cake than on clothes.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I am the Walrus.

 

[rekabdarb]

This isn't actually Sparta.

2006 called they want their joke back

i've asked out 5 females, each time rejected, and i've yet to get a valentine since 10th grade when i had a stalker. (i would be in 15th grade as of this minute)

 

[Arctodus_Simus]

My girlfriend is dropping hints about kids, and that terrifies me

 

[RileyFaux]

I hate kids.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

I had sex with my best friend's married sister, while her daughters were in the living room.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I should totally be writing an essay right now.

 

[sabbat]

I'm the thing that hid under your bed when you were a child.