One Sentence Summaries

[SimuLord]

Old-school edition:

Zelda 2 The Adventure of Link: If all else fails use fire.
Faxanadu: This is not enough golds.
Aerobiz: Let's become the World's Number One Airline!
Super Mario Bros.: Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
Pac-Man: Waka waka waka waka waka waka.
Pong: Avoid missing ball for high score. (out-Engrishing the Japanese! I love it!)
Smash TV: I'd buy that for a dollar!
Dragon Warrior: But thou must!

 

[MasterStratus]

Fallout 3: The world blew up, let's go kill things.

 

[jebussaves88]

Half Life 1&2; Be quiet and enjoy the physics engine
Prince of Persia Warrior Within; My God I'm so badassed my soundtrack and hair style changed.
Dead or Alive 4; There's a game behind those jugs?

 

[Antiparticle]

Pretty fun topic! Let me try a few.

Resident Evil 5: Zombies on motorbikes!

Bioshock: They're big but really not so tough.

Red Alert 3: Warning: Absurd Storyline Generator detected.

Fallout 3: Dammit, dad.

Gears of War 2: 1. Hold down B 2. ??? 3. WIN!

Guitar Hero 3: Say goodbye to your fingers.

 

[Benny Blanco]

Dead to Rights: "As much as Max Payne was cool, he didn't have a BIG FUCKIN' DOG trained to rip people's throats out and retrieve their guns."

Full Spectrum Warrior - Ten Hammers: "Because attention to detail and realism is key to our simulation... except when designing the laughably inaccurate skins for the British Army."

Mass Effect: Oh, those crafty Canadians, they realised that a satire on international relations can easily be spoonfed to American nerds if you throw in a PG-rated sex scene.

 

[Aqualung]

FEAR 2: Keep your mind-willy in your mind-pants.

 

[itsmeyouidiot]

Sonic Unleashed: Finally, half decent Sonic game; literally.

MadWorld: Black and White and Red all over.

Dokapon Kingdom: Mario Party meets Dragon Quest; it's better than it sounds.

Wario Land Shake: Like playing a cartoon.

Smash Bros. Brawl: Audi Faman! Illius!

Super Paper Mario: Redefining "2.5D."

Link's Crossbow Training: The reason you bought the Wii Zapper.

Zack and Wiki: It didn't sell well; thus, Capcom's blatant Wii neglect.

 

[Maileigh]

Dead Space: Ah! Who the heck is tha... EWWWW!!

 

[Librarian Mike]

Left 4 Dead: "What did you do?!?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfEWg9nkeqQ

 

[Internet Kraken]

Sonic Unleashed: Did you expect a Sonic game to actually be good?

 

[Hephaesto]

Ninjabread Men: Like having sex, but with cheese grater.

 

[ae86gamer]

Mass Effect-Awesomeness in a disk.

 

[stinkypitz]

Castle crashers - Is even kind of cool when your not high.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

Fallout 3: War... War never changes.

Diablo 2: Clicky Click.

I'm both glad and depressed that someone got to these before me on page 4.

The Darkness: You are possessed by a beast that won't leave you alone; let alone die, until you have a baby son, well, someone has high standards, now don't they?

World of Warcraft: You will never see the light of day again.

any Mortal Kombat: Blood orgy!

God of War: Blood orgy with chain-blades!

 

[L4Y Duke]

Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Vegas 2 - More like Part 2.

 

[Mr. Fister]

I like this.

Ocarina of Time - Best game ever made, still.
Twilight Princess - Link shares his spotlight with another awesome character.
MadWorld - Sin City meets Mortal Kombat meets God of War, with extra fun.
50 Cent: Bulletproof - It's like watching him masturbate in front of you.
50 Cent: Blood on the Sand - It's like watching him masturbate in front of you, except it's actually enjoyable.
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Standing together, we shine ever brighter!

 

[TheEvilDuck]

Pokemon: "Gotta Catch 'em all!"

Guitar Hero: "No you are not a musician."

Tomb Raider: "Hello boys, I see you've already met the twins."

Castlevania: "Dracula, but with far gayer clothes."

Soul caliber: "You'd think giant swords would do more damage."

Portal: "Man's greatest achievement."

 

[maddawg IAJI]

TF2-One red team one blue team, You know where this is headed.

Portal-keep on trying till you run out of cake.

Gears of war (1 and 2) never wear a helment and you'll be okay (maybe).

Left 4 dead- Zombies ,check, 4 player co-op ,check, 7 year olds are playing this game double check.

Half life 2 episode 2- see the rocket man off.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Left 4 Dead: "Grabbin' peeeelz." Or, "I HATE vans!"
Oblivion: "Oh, would you look at the pretty land-d-d-d-d-dsc-sc-scape-e-e" *crash*
Fallout 3: "Do not feed the Yao Guai. That is all."
Portal: "The cake was REAL! IT WAS REAL! AND I COULD'VE HAD SOME!"
Bioshock: "Would you kindly?" Or, "Look... you can take the ears off. Honest. Just step away from me."
FEAR: "It's too quiet in these air vents, I'm getting nervous OH GOD CREEPY GIRL SPIDERCRAWLING AT ME" *bangbangbang*

 

[Dreamaniac]

Ratchet and Clank: The size of your guns doesn't matter, it's only how many you have and how much stuff you can blow up with them.