Only in video games...

[The Common Hours]

Only in video games where 1 man in a power suit can kill countless aliens without any help

Only in video games where you can just from a 4 story building to assassinate someone without breaking a bone

Only in video games where having a plastic guitar can make you famous

Lets keep this going shell we?

 

[onewheeled]

Only in video games can a hat simulator disguised as a shooter sell so well.

 

[Skorpyo]

Only in video games can teddy-bears be the most lethal projectile.

 

[jcallen]

Only in video game can cause or prevent genocides.

 

[Skorpyo]

Only in video games do people stack First-aid kits with bullets.

 

[Pecoros7]

Only in video games do you find hospital toilets filled with 9mm handgun rounds.

 

[Taxman1]

Only in video games can I make a Ferrari appear out of nowhere through my phone.

 

[pope_of_larry]

only is a video game can you get a 1 cubic meter of dirt float

 

[RandallJohn]

Only in video games can an overweight plumber who lives off of money he finds lying around have a princess for a girlfriend.

Only in video games can you get arrested for a killing spree, and be released from custody seconds later.

Only in video games can an eight-year old girl take out a 30-year old bodybuilder in a fair fight.

Only in video games is a kickflip to indy 900 to mute to revert manual casper possible.

Only in video games can gigantic vengeful demons be defeated by spiky-haired adolescents with not enough clothing.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Only in a video game can a treasure hunter save the world from an ancient curse, survive several perilous moments, take multiple bullets to the face and still come out of it with great hair.

God Damn, seriously, who does Nathan Drake's hair?

 

[MrGalactus]

Only in video games can you tape a chainsaw to a paddle so well that the chainsaw becomes two chainsaws.

 

[twistedheat15]

Only in video games can skinny blond emos swinging swords the size of aircraft wings be considered cool~

 

[Judgement101]

Only in video games can you give a russian a bottom of vodka and watch as he shoves it into his eye socket and then falls asleep.

 

[Reaper195]

Only in video games can you clip through walls!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Only in video games can you shoot yourself in the head and not be killed, but instead release monsters in your head and everyone thinks its normal.

 

[JamesBr]

Only in a video can a key card take up the same amount of space as an assault rifle.

 

[astrav1]

Only in video games can you wear a dapper white suit whilst fighting bandits in a windshield-less steam powered Mech, then come out spotless and play a show 50 minutes later.

 

[likalaruku]

Only in video games can you save 4 planets from the same bad guy in 8 hours.

Only in video games will you see giant scorpions wrestling giant spiders.

Only in video games can it rain meat & watermelons.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Only in video games can thousands of gold pieces be weightless, while spell scrolls alone can fill an inventory.

 

[RandallJohn]

Only in video games can you save the world, then be plunged back into obscurity a month later (by the time the sequel comes out.)