Out of Context Quotes

[Drathnoxis]

"Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."

 

[Chimpzy]

"There's nothing gayer than wavelengths of visible light."

 

[Chimpzy]

"You either die a hero or live long enough to try your hand at rapping." Sun Tzu, on his debut rap album

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I refuse to be 'your mate'-ed for this shit."

"Finally bloody finished. Ah shit, not again."

"Fucks' sake, if you shat a gold brick you'd just ***** and moan about the corners being too sharp."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"This has everything to do with chiptunes and Steely Dan."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"And I don't support child labor; children are shit at their jobs!"

 

[Worgen]

 

[lostinreality]

"This fact makes me seriously worry about availability of my brain to be freely scanned by satellites, running at Earth orbit."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Put me in the oven! Put Daddy in the oven!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I have to reload my demons."

 

[LegoDnD]

"I'd embrace the advances of a child if it meant I never heard your voice again."

 

[Meximagician]

"What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Talking to my aunt is my least favorite thing, next to scratching my balls with a steak knife."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Oi, I'm the villain in this story."

"If I wiped any faster I'd have been sanding my arse."

"I identify as 'gettin too old for this shit'."

"Was Village Idiot a paying position, you think?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"It looks like Rob Liefeld drew the end of AKIRA. And also some of my nightmares."

 

[davidmc1158]

"And we want your sad-ass undercover agents to stop trying to infiltrate our group. Frankly, we're tired of killing them and we can't afford the body bags."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Because of her work on 'The Crown', I am now sexually attracted to Margaret Thatcher, and I don't think I can ever forgive her for that."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Gay? I just thought you were, like, really English."

"Management didn't appreciate me trying to incite a Workers' Uprising."

"He'll be remembered as a man who really liked wearing a hat."

"If that's not enough of a threat, I'll also sing while I do it."

 

[Drathnoxis]

Fits pretty well in this thread.
"A cloaca doesn't mean forgoing developing a sense of social modesty."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Fits pretty well in this thread.
"A cloaca doesn't mean forgoing developing a sense of social modesty."

I stand by this statement and will knife-fight any evolutionary psychologist who disagrees.