Out of Context Quotes

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I also dislocated my wrist doing jazz hands, so I guess I can't talk too much."

 

[Thaluikhain]

Elon Musk said he wanted to have sex with me pretty much instantly.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Like teleportation, but using your legs.

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Oh, I forgot! I am a registered letter offender."

 

[Gordon_4]

"You mother fuckers are going to kill all my lilies!"

Spoiler

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Man, dystopia's easy when you're the only one in it."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Someone named Lucifer calling me up and saying 'come see me, I need you'... is pretty much my dream come true, so we're gonna wanna move on that."

 

[Meximagician]

(reading aloud) "Reality for 1.8e308 Reality Machines without having any Charged Infinity Upgrades, having any equipped Glyphs, or buying any Triad Studies."

(beat)

"I don't have any idea what any of that means."

 

[Thaluikhain]

I would recommend Iron-Blooded Orphans over Unicorn.

Sounds like it could be about weird cooking options.

 

[Chimpzy]

We all have only 5 minutes to live, but everytime we take a breath the timer resets

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"It's like that one time that didn't happen in China!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Anyway, time for arson."

 

[Chimpzy]

If two vegans argue, is it still beef?

 

[Xprimentyl]

"Australia is kicking my ass."

 

[Gordon_4]

It's people like you who bring footy clubs down, Dottie!

 

[Drathnoxis]

 

[Thaluikhain]

It's like the Green Lantern but like the scuffed Ryan Reynolds version.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Man, why do I keep doing the thing where I literally get inside of his butthole?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I'm having a lot of fun deciding who lives and who dies."

 

[Mister Mumbler]

"Face gasket"

"As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky."