Paranoia

[Shanaar]

It's 2 day's late and you get it for free.

Go for a walk

 

[Lazy Kitty]

During your walk, you trip over a stone, causing it to roll into a biochemical laboratory, knocking over several nameless components which then mix together, form a virus, cause a zombie apocalypse and wipe a forms of life including plant-life from this pathetic planet.
Dammit, I wanted to do that!

Creates another universe

 

[Mr. Grey]

Turns out you created ours all along.

You go out line-dancing.

 

[Rasputin1]

You get lost and end up at a break-dancing competition.

You go to the cinema

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get kicked out because the owner is a jerk.

Driving a DeLorean at 88 mph

 

[Shanaar]

You get a Trillion pond fine for speeding and not honouring the queen. You get send to the tower and die of a splinter in your eye.

Going to a braai

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You end up on the menu.

Rolls a 20-sided dice.

 

[Scde2]

All sides are the same.

Thinking about life.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Thinking about life causes all life to perish due to a side-effect of a Doomsday Device which generates a field (that's the side-effect, it was only supposed to throw planets into the sun) which causes everything that's thought of inside the field to perish.

Uses Splash.

 

[Shanaar]

Critical hit!!!!

Going to the escapist headquarters.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You find it has been destroyed and replaced by Team Rocket headquarters.

Pushing random buttons.

 

[Shanaar]

You push the end of the world button.

Making a Dagwood sandwich in sub-zero freezing water.

 

[Rasputin1]

You didn't bring the mayo! oh and I suppose the breads wet or something.

Going for a bike ride,

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Your bike gets stolen by a GTA main protagonist.

Does nothing.

 

[Rasputin1]

You get savagly attacked by boredom and have to be hospitalized for several weeks.

Buying a laserbeam.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

You get scammed and end up with an infra-red LED instead.

Randomly explodes and respawns in random locations to randomly explode again.

 

[Rasputin1]

You respawn next to some fuel tankers beside a kitten factory.

Falling from 30,000ft.

 

[Shanaar]

You fall in a bottomless pit and keep falling.

Arching some one.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

He becomes your arch-enemy.

Sending robots to destroy those puny humans.

 

[Scde2]

The puny humans send someone back in time to prevent the robots from being built.

Eating ice cream.