Pentagon to Rewrite Evolution, Create Immortal Life

Dorian6

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I don't know if that's really cool, or if we're creating the Geth.

Granted "Synthetic Uprising" would be a pretty bad-ass way to die
 

Voodoomancer

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Orcus_35 said:
Voodoomancer said:
Synthetic organisms, eh?


You know you're thinking it.

Someone go get the Magnussons...
i'd love to have a pet-strider!
"Here boy! Fetch!"

* neighbor's house gets crushed to pieces as the strider rolls over to get a belly rub *
 

DRTJR

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I hope they Don't give Him a red, white & blue Skin-Tight suit, and Give him a sheild
 

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If there has ever been a clear sign and warning of the coming zombie apocalypse THIS IS IT.

GRAB YOUR SHOTGUNS AND MAKE READY YOUR PLANZ

Z-DAY IS COMING!!!
 

Olorune

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I'm not usually one to hate on cool science stuff like this but...that sounds like an extremely bad fucking idea.
 

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LordOfInsanity said:
There's stupid... and then there's stupid. Why the fuck is the science community full of stupid?!

If Mother Nature wanted immortal beings, she would have evolved them naturally. We got death and disease and age because evolution demands it. While I'll give them an A for effort, they still get a F for everything else.
You need to realize that Evolution is NOT. OUR. FRIEND.

I'm more positive on hippies then most people , and I have to say that this, "As nature intended" bullshit is made for people who don't understand evolution. Evolution encourages murder, genocide, infanticide, adultery, rape, and short term, selfish thinking that dooms huge swaths of populations to slow, agonizing demise 9 times out of 10. Then, the biggest asshole in the mass grave claims all the spoil unless the people around him can trick enough cowards into being a bigger asshole to said guy. And all of this chaos isn't even a matter of a selfish individuals, it's a collection of random asshole traits playing a game of king of the mountain on a mound of dead bodies. Not only that, but the very nature of evolution isn't some divine plan of a mother goddess, it's by definition a bunch of random factors that don't give a shit about harmony or balance that only manage to stick around if they manage to not self destruct through blind, dumb luck. And somtimes, the rare lucky winner get an asteroid dropped on them.

Evolution is as efficient as throwing magnetic numbers against a refrigerator, and then sending astronauts up in a rocket useing the resulting equation. After a million fiery deaths, you take the successful numbers, build a bigger rocket, and throw the numbers again. Its pretty amazing, but if we want to talk about improving quality of life (Which science does) then it would be difficult to comprehend a system less efficient then Evolution.

Even politics.

I think this is a very cool idea. Science Fiction inclination aside, there are incredible advantages to this research. Of course, we do have to realize that they're decades at best from even thinking about multi-cellular organisms. Real science tends to be a lot more boring, and a lot more complicated, then we like to pretend.
 

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John Funk said:
Holy sh*t. Do these people not watch movies?! Is it me or does this sound like the plot to a cheesy sci-fi/horror thriller?
Of course they do. Where do you think they got the idea?
 

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now i know, this might sound fuckin oresum to many ppl.
but it really just fills my head with discomfort.
 

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Heart of Darkness said:
....Holy sh*t is right. Imagine the kinds of benefits to science and medicine we can make if we do succeed in creating life, immortal or not.

This is damn fascinating.
Here here.
 

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zehydra said:
Turns out the pentagon is working on a new superhuman soldier, and we all know how those end up, right?
Emotionless bricks who never do anything right without being described as "maverick"?

Seriously scary stuff. You can imagine the ethic-screamers can't you? Oh God...more for my Ethics teacher to moan about.
 

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Allow me to address the anxieties underlying your concerns, rather than try to answer every possible question you might have left unvoiced. First, let us consider the fact that for the first time ever, as a species, immortality is in our reach. This simple fact has far-reaching implications. It requires radical rethinking and revision of our genetic imperatives. It also requires planning and forethought that run in direct opposition to our neural pre-sets. I find it helpful at times like these to remind myself that our true enemy is Instinct. Instinct was our mother when we were an infant species. Instinct cuddled us and kept us safe in those hardscrabble years when we hardened our sticks and cooked our first meals above a meager fire and started at the shadows that leapt upon the cavern's walls. But inseparable from Instinct is its dark twin, Superstition. Instinct is inextricably bound to unreasoning impulses, and today we clearly see its true nature. Instinct has just become aware of its irrelevance, and like a cornered beast, it will not go down without a bloody fight. Instinct would inflict a fatal injury on our species. Instinct creates its own oppressors, and bids us rise up against them. Instinct tells us that the unknown is a threat, rather than an opportunity. Instinct slyly and covertly compels us away from change and progress. Instinct, therefore, must be expunged. It must be fought tooth and nail, beginning with the basest of human urges: The urge to reproduce. We should thank our benefactors for giving us respite from this overpowering force. They have thrown a switch and exorcised our demons in a single stroke. They have given us the strength we never could have summoned to overcome this compulsion. They have given us purpose. They have turned our eyes toward the stars.
Finally my question is answered [http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2005-06-07]
 

sartezalb

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A fair amount of hysteria in this article, and even more in the forums. But it's not your guy's fault - society has a bad habit of...well, treating scientists like alchemists and wizards. We haven't really moved past the Dark and Middle Ages in that sense.

This is probably just spitting into a hurricane, but let's see how this goes...

"The Pentagon's mad superscience branch DARPA..."
Truism. Everything associated with the government is mad. But that's beside the point.

"Included in the Pentagon's budget for next year is a relatively piddling $6 million dedicated to a project called BioDesign, a relatively unassuming moniker for a project with the goal of eradicating
'the randomness of natural evolutionary advancement.'"

Here's an idea of the kind of thing on which we're (hopefully) on the cusp. Someone's suffering from sickle cell anemia because the protein is defective. This defect starts right at the level of a DNA sequence that isn't quite right. So what if we could introduce something into the cells to cut out that bad sequence of DNA and paste in a piece of DNA with the "proper" sequence near the cells with the defective sequence.

People are hoping that with <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zinc_finger#Engineered_zinc_finger_arrays>zinc fingers, we may be able to do this sort of thing in the near future. And this is just on the speculative side; this isn't counting the thousands of experiments that are run every year in which we alter DNA sequences in various organisms to get the kinds of proteins we want. The majority of insulin production at present (I believe) is thanks to genetically modified bacteria that we've reprogrammed for that purpose. So if they're just sticking to modifying pre-existing genomes (which seems more reasonable than creating your own genome from scratch, with this kind of budget minus government inefficiency), then the principle of it is not so exotic.

"The final goal of the project is to create living, breathing organisms from scratch that have been genetically engineered to "produce the intended biological effect."
This is rather ambiguous. Create very simple organisms from "scratch" or heavily modify slightly more complicated ones? "Living breathing organisms", by the way, is quoted off the Wired article, not the Pentagon review. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some exaggeration here; there are quite a few interesting organisms that don't "breathe" in the normal sense, and would probably make more sensible targets.

On the other hand, it makes very little sense to be mucking around with human DNA. There are plenty of NIH grants trying to do similar things. So I'd put away the Captain America fantasies. ;-)

Said organisms will ideally have their cells bolstered with special molecules that prevent cell death, so that these artificial life forms can be "programmed to live indefinitely."
This makes me suspect that we're dealing with smaller, maybe unicellular organisms. Cell death is covered by a specific set of events with clearly defined checkpoints. In a unicellular context, it's a "simpler" matter of knocking out these events (although we probably haven't characterized all of them, and moreover, one thing usually affects another, so such specific knock-outs can be complicated).

In a multicellular context, however, this becomes very complicated. A big reason for controlled cell death in the human body is to keep cell counts balanced relative to each other. If this doesn't happen, we get...well, tumors, since cells are preprogrammed (for the most part) to divide at a certain rate. So in a multicellular organism, you would not only only have to stop cell death but also arrest further cell growth. That's...double the problems. And that $6 million could run out fairly quickly.

"But if that weren't enough, the organisms will also have genetic serial numbers so that they can be tracked - and as a very last resort in case it all goes out, these aberrations of nature will come equipped with self-destruct devices:"
Assuming a random distribution of DNA bases (which is an oversimplification, but bear with me), one would require only a 16 base pair sequence to be reasonably sure that such a sequence will only occur once in the human genome. Probability hits pretty hard, so such a "genetic tag" would, in theory, be not so difficult.

As far as self-destruct goes, cell death is much easier to encode than cell life. I could think of all sorts of crazy things that could a cell to just quit. The interesting thing though, would be making the trigger specific to the organisms in question. Sulfuric acid kills, for instance, but it is a little non-specific. ;-)

"Naturally, despite DARPA tossing $20 million at a new synthetic biology program, there are some serious roadblocks in the organization's plan."
I can see you're excited, but $6 million versus $20 million is a big difference...

Ok, I'm just nitpicking. :)

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In sum, I don't really see a terrible lot here to be worried about, except that millions of dollars are being poured into this as opposed to helping NASA, oh I don't know, keep up manned space flights? There is one way I could see this being turned to something more nefarious than has been brought up here, but it's an application that has been looming over the world's heads for a while, and I don't feel like adding to the Luddite panic.

As far as the ways in which this is playing God (altering DNA, creating recombinant lifeforms), a lot of your taxpayer dollars are going towards laboratories that are already doing such things. So if you're having ethical conflicts now, I suggest you leave the first world countries.
 

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I can see why this would seem like a good idea, but you only have to scrape the surface of that to see that it really isn't. All living things weren't meant to become immortal... over-population much?
Death is a part of life. As hard as it may be to accept that, it's the natural order of things.