PETA Gives Award to "Animal-Friendly" Adult Swim

[Ghengis John]

First off I think we can all agree that seal clubbers are horrible people who rank right below nazis in terms of terrible things one can ethically do to them. If you're a seal clubber and you're reading this, I'm sorry but you're a coward and the world hates you so find a new job already. If you don't believe me see how well "seal clubber" goes over under "occupation" in the world of online personals. Also I'm not sorry. You suck.

With that taken care of, PETA are frankly insane. I was once chastised by a PETA person for swatting a mosquito. I asked them why and they told me that the mosquito was only doing what it had to to survive, and I could "spare the blood". I asked them about disease and they told me they didn't know, I should go ask "Darma" or something, it sounded like some woman's name. I forget.

So I went to their website and asked why this was wrong considering mosquitos can be possible carriers of blood borne diseases. Several people hissed at me that "Darma" or whoever would not be happy, several others insisted this person would know. Still others said they had wondered this themselves. And then they deleted my message. So I asked if there was some kind of problem with having an open dialogue. This was an organization that's very existence hinged on the free flow of ideas. And they banned me. This was no loss though, it just gave me a chance to know what they're like. They're a gaggle of hypocrites and between their fear of outside thought and slavish obedience to individuals seem to be little more than a cult.

They don't think really. not for themselves or about anything. For that matter they're unrealistic. A product of the zeal that will always distance them from "normal" people.

 

[lacktheknack]

And hold on!!! Animals like eating other animals, why ain't PETA hunting down the wolf that killed 8 sheep last summer in Finland?

They were briefly considering weaning all carnivores onto "humane" food. Yes, really.

Here's the one big question, though: WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE PLANTS?!

I don't remember what was the name of the movement where the followers weren't allowed to eat ANYTHING living, they can only eat, mushrooms that have dropped their spore, fruits that have dropped on to the ground (seed must be left to the ground), nuts and stuff like that... If we all would eat like that we wouldn't that be nice?

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE BACTERIA?!

 

[lacktheknack]

Well, baby seal hunters kinda deserve it.

Um, no? Seal hunters need money, and the seal hunt brings in a ton of money.

Are you seriously basing an ethical decision on how CUTE something is?!

Are all Eskimos evil for eating seal?

Calves have bigger, wetter eyes than baby seals. Therefore, you must be evil for eating beef.

The list goes on.

 

[tkioz]

PETA are cracked, honestly if it's wrong to kill an animal for mauling a human, because it was just following it's nature, it's wrong to ***** at humans for eating animals, it's our bloody nature, we were not made to be vegans, we're bloody omnivorous.

 

[Blatherscythe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

I think I'll just leave this right here. Weasel stomping day, by Wierd Al Yankovic, shown on Robot Chicken by Adult Swim.

Fuck you too PETA, dead cute animal = MURDER! dead humans = OKAY!. Oh sure PETA, fuck logic right?

 

[Blatherscythe]

First off I think we can all agree that seal clubbers are horrible people who rank right below nazis in terms of terrible things one can ethically do to them. If you're a seal clubber and you're reading this, I'm sorry but you're a coward and the world hates you so find a new job already. If you don't believe me see how well "seal clubber" goes over under "occupation" in the world of online personals. Also I'm not sorry. You suck.

With that taken care of, PETA are frankly insane. I was once chastised by a PETA person for swatting a mosquito. I asked them why and they told me that the mosquito was only doing what it had to to survive, and I could "spare the blood". I asked them about disease and they told me they didn't know, I should go ask "Darma" or something, it sounded like some woman's name. I forget.

So I went to their website and asked why this was wrong considering mosquitos can be possible carriers of blood borne diseases. Several people hissed at me that "Darma" or whoever would not be happy, several others insisted this person would know. Still others said they had wondered this themselves. And then they deleted my message. So I asked if there was some kind of problem with having an open dialogue. This was an organization that's very existence hinged on the free flow of ideas. And they banned me. This was no loss though, it just gave me a chance to know what they're like. They're a gaggle of hypocrites and between their fear of outside thought and slavish obedience to individuals seem to be little more than a cult.

They don't think really. not for themselves or about anything. For that matter they're unrealistic. A product of the zeal that will always distance them from "normal" people.

Who the fuck is Darma? The leader of PETA? Their version of god? Some computer AI in the guise of a bunny rabbit using PETA as a way of pushing it's agenda of world domination through hippy Nazi zombie abominations? Perhaps we'll never know.

 

[Danpascooch]

I played some of those games... I kinda got the impression that they were making fun of PETA.

They totally were.

This is all probably because they took Robot Unicorn Attack seriously, lol

 

[doomboy29]

An award from PETA? Thats not something you want.

 

[Danpascooch]

First off I think we can all agree that seal clubbers are horrible people who rank right below nazis in terms of terrible things one can ethically do to them. If you're a seal clubber and you're reading this, I'm sorry but you're a coward and the world hates you so find a new job already. If you don't believe me see how well "seal clubber" goes over under "occupation" in the world of online personals. Also I'm not sorry. You suck.

With that taken care of, PETA are frankly insane. I was once chastised by a PETA person for swatting a mosquito. I asked them why and they told me that the mosquito was only doing what it had to to survive, and I could "spare the blood". I asked them about disease and they told me they didn't know, I should go ask "Darma" or something, it sounded like some woman's name. I forget.

So I went to their website and asked why this was wrong considering mosquitos can be possible carriers of blood borne diseases. Several people hissed at me that "Darma" or whoever would not be happy, several others insisted this person would know. Still others said they had wondered this themselves. And then they deleted my message. So I asked if there was some kind of problem with having an open dialogue. This was an organization that's very existence hinged on the free flow of ideas. And they banned me. This was no loss though, it just gave me a chance to know what they're like. They're a gaggle of hypocrites and between their fear of outside thought and slavish obedience to individuals seem to be little more than a cult.

They don't think really. not for themselves or about anything. For that matter they're unrealistic. A product of the zeal that will always distance them from "normal" people.

Dude, be quiet, Darma is listening, and she is PISSED......she is everywhere....


lol, seriously though, they're a bunch of domestic terrorists, do you have any idea how many animal testing labs have suffered "electrical fires" after a conflict with PETA?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I played some of those games... I kinda got the impression that they were making fun of PETA.

They totally were.

This is all probably because they took Robot Unicorn Attack seriously, lol

Proves how stupid and humorless PETA is then.

 

[kingcat1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ijLulwUTY said it all really , dont know how to embled this :/

 

[Megacherv]

Ha...progress...their naïvety makes me giggle.

 

[Blatherscythe]

these games encourage players to give animals a break and stop eating, wearing, and shooting them

*sigh*

Can we have like a country somewhere built for these types of special people who do not understand reality? Just stick'em in with the WBC, the hippies, the spirit healers, the Flat Earth Society and Jehova's Witnesses.

Heh, that'd be a great place for vacation.
Maybe we could just trick them into going to North Korea? Put up some false name signs, say they are devilish bastards who hate animals and god but are willing to change and love doing drugs... it could work.

Some many birds... with one stone... It would be beutiful!

 

[OceanRunner]

Ingrid E. Newkirk, president of PETA, said of the games, "By portraying the killing of animals for sport, food, or fur in a negative way, these games encourage players to give animals a break and stop eating, wearing, and shooting them."

So what they're saying is, as long as animals aren't being hurt/killed, they can do anything they want and still be "Animal-Friendly"?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

That wasnt really a question question, more of a statement question.

actually.... now that I think about it, PETA is kinda funny. I remember seeing a cooking mama flash game that criticizes you for preparing a thanksgiving dinner and gives you a bunch of facts on how its "inhumane" to eat thanksgiving farm grown turkeys, and turkey in general. Then after you make a vegetarian/vegan meal (one of the two, I forget which) and it tells you how good it is to eat veg/vegan (which but probably both).

 

[Deadlock Radium]

If there was something worse than a facepalm, I would do it.

It's called "headdesk".

Or facetable.

 

[s0m3th1ng]

PETA, the largest RL Troll organization on the planet.

 

[Beryl77]

Oh come one. They do and say stuff that's just incredibly stupid. It's clear that PETA doesn't care about animals, they're just seeking attention. No normal person would behave like that.