ckeymel said:
Malygris said:
"With a little Nintendogs influence, perhaps the next Call of Duty game will have you unlock achievements for petting the dogs you encounter and going on walks or playing Frisbee with them," the group said.
I want the job of being PETA's official spokesperson. It seems like they get to sit around all day thinking up the most ridiculous things they possibly can.
PETA Spokesperson 1: I hear in Resident Evil 5, there are some worms. Think we can kick up a storm about that?
PETA Spokesperson 2: Hmm... write this down. Perhaps you can train the worms. Maybe teach them knitting or sewing. NO! Try to force Capcom to allow the player to tickle the stomachs of the worms, call them cutesy names and let them ride around on their shoulder.
PETA Spokesperson 1: Ok, sir, I've got it. Shall I put it in the post?
PETA Spokesperson 2: No. Let our messenger walrus take it.
[sup]*waves letter at walrus*[/sup] Go on, Sally. Take the letter and fly to Japan.
I said fly!