Phrases That Make You "Cringe"

[daftalchemist]

"Froyo". First of all, I wasn't aware it was so difficult to say "frozen yogurt". Second, it makes me want to punch someone in the dick/ovary when I hear it.

Edit:

And "legit". What the hell is up with everyone saying "legit" all of a sudden? "I'm so hungry, man. LEGIT", like someone is accusing them of lying and they need to clarify that what they're saying is legitimately true. My sister says it all the time, and it annoys the hell out of me.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I have 2 that I don't like.

I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic but... [insert racist/sexist/homophobic comment here]

No offence but... [insert offensive comment here]

You might like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGjbmywaKMI

This guys great. Thanks for that.

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

"in a minute" because it never a minute, when its actually sevral minutes why do people lie to me.

Oh sweet merciful Jeebus, I know. Especially when it came from my mother or my GCSE and A Level art teacher.

A minute? Let's try A FEW HOURS.


x

 

[Insanity72]

"I'm the Adult, so i'm right"

Just because i make a valid point to contradict your reasoning, doesn't mean you can play that card....

 

[Lawllerskater]

"Stop it! No! AHHHH! RAPE!"

Shut up! I'm doing my thang, and you're shouting rape. It totally messes up the thing I'm doing.

 

[Sam_Winchester]

"What can I do ya for?"

No, I don't want to be done by you for any quantity of money. Thanks for the offer.

 

[Arsen]

"Dis" instead of "this".

Yeah. I went there.

 

[Gormers1]

Being gay Im exposed to some cringe-worthy slang and terms used by other gay friends. Not flaming gayness, but for instance terms used to describe other men with pokemon-like specificity.

 

[SilentBobsThoughts]

YOU KILLED MY FAHTHAH!

Ruins any intense moment in any given film for me. :/

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Whenever anyone says something like 'stupid morons' (often in multiplayer)

like there are any other kind of moron...>_>

 

[crimsonshrouds]

"If it were a snake it would have bit me"
Seriously working at walmart has introduced all kinds of hate that i never knew lurked in my heart.

 

[theultimateend]

"I could care less"

It's couldn't you spastic!

Found it weird either way.

In theory Jesus couldn't care less about people. Because his love is infinite, or so I hear.

So his caring, a 100% couldn't be any less because he's not capable of doing so.

Not a faithful guy, just pulling a quick example.

 

[I Have No Idea]

Not when they go on the internet and write 'could of'. And I know could've is a contraction, thanks. I already said this in another post, read up.

Ah, I see. Sorry, I should've read a bit farther into the thread.

 

[Whodat]

"Same difference".

RAAAAEEEEG!

 

[kaizen2468]

"It's a kidney stone"

 

[Blazenwizard]

That would have to be "You ARE the father"...even though it's not me I still shiver..ugh

 

[Blazenwizard]

"If it were a snake it would have bit me"
Seriously working at walmart has introduced all kinds of hate that i never knew lurked in my heart.

Holy Crap you just made me think of another one! lol

Since I work in a Candy Store I hear the Phrase "I feel like a kid in a candy store" so often it makes me want to Shin Hadoken whoever utters those words...smh

 

[The Electro Gypsy]

Though this is more pronunciation, when Americans pronounce "Route" as "r-out" instead of "root".

Otherwise "Same difference". That actually makes me feel murderous.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

tbh, any phrase involving 'Noob' to anyone who's a low rank.

Seriously, the guy's just starting out. Cut him some slack. Elitist assholes like that really piss me off, since I can say, for a fact, that we all started out like noobs a long time ago somewhere, and people seem to forget to acknowledge that. If the guy's claiming he's awesome but he's not, I can understand the hate, but 99% of them go to low ranks in online games that are probably just learning how to headshot 99% of the time.

It's annoying.

 

[Vault101]

just the word fag

I dont know why but to me its the most stupid hateful word ever, and whoever uses it loses all credibility