To be fair, the reason I cringe at mine is because I adopted it from my mother. And she used it on me. Though, I don't even know when she started. It came out of nowhere one day. Then she used it a few more times. I think someone coached her!JoesshittyOs said:Similar to yours, "I don't want an excuse" or things along that line (can't remember what the actual phrase is).
What if my parents just died? That'd be a good reason why I'm late, don't ya think?
Well, I didn't see anyone else mention that. I think you're the first. I think George Carlin even did a short joke about it, too. Might have been part of a larger routine and joke, though.Bambi On Toast said:Didn't check if anyone beat me to this but: Lee Evans?Saltyk said:So, I think everyone has that one phrase or word that makes them cringe. So what is yours? And bonus points if you say it yourself making it even worse.
I'll start with two phrases.
"It was in the last place I looked."
Okay, so I know what people are trying to say when they use this phrase. They are trying to say that they've been looking for something for a while and were running out of ideas. But I know what they are literally saying and I always want to reply, "Why would you keep looking after you found it?" I mean do you think the TV remote you just found in the fridge is your remotes evil twin? Is there a possibility that it came from a parallel dimension? I know that sounds ridiculous, but seriously that phrase bugs me.
"That's an explanation, not an excuse."
Okay, so I say this one from time to time. Some of you may have seen me state this in a few threads here from time to time. It's a great phrase to use to counter crappy defenses against why someone did something stupid or wrong. "Being drunk simply explains your actions, it does not excuse them." So, why do I cringe every time I use it? I adopted this phrase from my mom. Some of you already know what that means. She used it against me a few times. And honestly, there was no counter argument to that. Granted she was right, but remembering how she used it on me every time I use it myself is kind of bitter sweet.
Okay, Escapists. What about you. Any phrases that make you cringe?
I'm pretty sure I heard Lee Evans do a piece on "It's always in the last place you look" which was along the same lines. I'd try and link you the youtube vid but I can't be bothered. It's from a fairly famous stand up gig (In the UK, anyway). I was a big fan of Lee while growing up, he's a good english comic.
I agree with most about the "I could care less" phrase....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw&ob=av3e - David Mitchell with his opinion on this.
That's exactly what I was going to put.Rabish Bini said:"I could care less"
It's couldn't you spastic!
My Economics teacher always says expodential instead of exponential and that really, really gets on my nervesSeriphina said:hm not so much a phrase but when people say pecific instead of Specific! OMG it grates on me! We used to have a modern studies teacher who would say it and I was a kid thinking "YOU ARE A TEACHER! How are you getting this wrong?!"
2 things,catalyst8 said:The esteemed Mr. Fry is only expressing his opinion. Incidentally I despise Wilde almost as much as I detest Restoration Comedy, but to address Fry's point:
I take no issue with inventions which enrich the language, but I most certainly challenge those which denude its potency. Language is the greatest invention of our species, & to strive for its inferiority is an absolute crime - an unbearable shame of such utter stupidity it genuinely saddens me.
Hooray for taking sentences out of context!holy_secret said:This sentence makes me want to take something hard and introduce it to the speakers head.
I hate "deceptively" in general as it's really hard to work out what the person actually means at the time.(sic) humor said:"I'm deceptively innocent, teehee. ".
This, as well as anything else logic-ignoring. "Because", "no u", "lalalalalalala", "shut up" and blatantly ignoring facts.holy_secret said:Because I said so.
This takes the price. This sentence makes me want to take something hard and introduce it to the speakers head.
No, not because you said so. I require a reason for why you are saying what you are saying or wanting me to do something you want me to do.