pick-up lines anyone?

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

Do you want to have SEX? I think we should have SEX. CASUAL SEX.

cheeky bit of american dad?

OT:
FOREPLAY THEN SEX?

 

[beeejay]

can i touch your belly button? From the inside?

 

[yoyo13rom]

I always considered that the best pick up lines were from A Night at the Roxbury

 

[SnipErlite]

"I'm a girl and I'm not fat. Would you like to fuck me?"

Works everytime ;D

>.> I would not even be surprised if that's true and it works. That is quite brilliant.

OT: I've been meaning to try:

Me: "Giant polar bear"
Girl: "What?"
Me: "Breaks the ice. Can I buy you a drink?"

That, or "I think you're very attractive. Do I have a chance?"

Hello. I'm not going to annoy you with some lame pickup line that my friends told me, I'm simply here to offer you a night of no-strings-attached safe sex with a random disease-free male who's in this bar for the same reason you are.

This line actually worked a few times, women value honesty.

......Mind if I nick that....

Wait, so by me using that it would be a pickup line someone told me. Ehh she won't know...

 

[Buizel91]

Hmmm...


How you doin'?

first thing that came into my head was this XD


And I've never acctualy chatted anyone up or used pick-up lines =\

 

[Buizel91]

Oops double post

 

[SimuLord]

To all the guys who respond to a girl saying something to the effect of "I'm a girl. Wanna fuck?", you make me sad. There is tremendous joy in having standards, if only because it's far more satisfying to make her work for it (the origin of girls-want-bad-boys, I think.)

As for the best pickup line I've ever used, it's been a variation on "I couldn't help but noticing _________" (something she's wearing, something she said at work/in class), basically showing her that I've paid attention and we probably have something in common. From such origins are great things made.

 

[Sacman]

"I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it
It's just for you
Give a little squeeze and say 'How do ya do'
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket"

 

[pyrosaw]

Do you want to have SEX? I think we should have SEX. CASUAL SEX.

Ninja'd.

Could you hold my adorable puppy while I go get a condom?

You got room for two in those jeans?

 

[rt052192]

forget cheesy pickup lines, just introduce yourself and start up a conversation.

 

[Skorpyo]

"Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3."

That's a good way to spend the night at home, after being slapped by the girl you just called "Ugly-by-today's-standards".

OT: "Does this rag smell like Chloroform?"

 

[Marter]

"Can you hold my drink while I go take a dump?"

If she does it, she's a keeper.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Bloody 'ell, this is heavy."

...what?

 

[flangleelgnalf]

"Bloody 'ell, this is heavy."

...what?

haha that took me a second to figure that out.
as for the topic, since i am a nerd with no social skills and a distinct lack of creativity for things involving talking to other people i really have nothing usefull to add.

but if i MUST talk to somebody i usually just open with a generic greeting.

edit: actually... i wonder if that would work. what do you guys think? "Hey im a nerd with no social skills and an unhealthy obsession with obscure bits of information, who are you?"

 

[Delock]

"I already have a drunk, dancing midget in my van. Care to get this party started?"

"Would you like to make a baby to sacrifice to G'thyklainneget tonight?"

"I'm Batman."

Choose one.

 

[Stone Wera]

"Hey, you should totally follow that trail of candy leading into that windowless van!"
"My parents told me not to trust strangers with candy."
"I'm not the one with the candy, I merely pointed out the presence of the candy."
"Well I guess I can trust the candy."

Works every time...

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

"Hey you know how wants the next dance with you?
(with thumbs point to self) This guy."
Works 200% of the time. On girls with a sense of humor