Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[johnnyLupine]

How about the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away. with mind bullets?

That one's already taken? Dam..I guess I'll have to go with the ability to turn teapots into chocolate, that power is about as useless as..well..a chocolate teapot with the added bonous of being able to make sweet delicious goodnes as long as I can shell out for a new teapot.

 

[Starik20X6]

Talking to sea-life!

Can you imagine a superhero whose power is talking to sea life? Hahahahaha how lame would that be!

[small]I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.[/small]

well, to be honest, being able to talk to sea life can have its uses, just not practical uses like in combat.

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OT: Be able to give life to the models I make out of clay. Unless I can break into a plasticine factory, I'll be limited to making Pikmin-sized creatures to help me around the house.

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I can spawn endless copies of the infamous video game "ET," for the Atari 2600

 

[T3hSource]

Dishonored just showed me how broken "Blink" is,so it would be too damn awesome for the real world.Imagine blinking on top of a bus instead of paying for the ticket
Another power would be cloning myslef and when my clone merges back I gain its memories knowledge and all that good stuff,imagine what could you do with two of you.Also warping time would be nice,but stopping it would be overkill for physics...

 

[Mr Fixit]

I would have the ability to manifest dust..... I might use my power to annoy people, but otherwise completely useless.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Well I always wanted have the ability to see where the lost item I'm looking for is exactly located, kind of like temporary switching my sight for the lost item point of view. Granted to make this more useless, it has to be items that I know not like let say where El Dorado is located.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

The ability to change any computer program or game into anything I chose instantly. I could make awesome mods without needing to code or anything!

 

[Fayathon]

How about not being affected by sleep deprivation in any way shape or form? It wouldn't make it so you couldn't sleep, you'd just never need to.

 

[regalphantom]

My useless super power would be the ability to talk to and command squirrels. I mean, what good would that do? (wink wink nudge nudge)

But realistically, I'd probably choose one of the following: Immunity to aging, I wouldn't grow old, but I'd still be vulnerable to pretty much anything an average 20-something is vulnerable too, so apart from being that guy who hasn't really aged and who has a lot of stories, should a super-villian show up my best strategy would be to run as fast as I could to a volcano proof bunker... in mars... hidden under a blanket of some sort.

Either that, or I would choose the ability to read peoples minds, but to only be able to do so when that person is thinking about me. Yeah, I guess it would be kinda useful if somebody was planning on hurting me, but for most practical purposes it would only really help me figure out what people actually think of my new jacket.

 

[Ledan]

The ability to conjure warm, soft flames on any part of my body. Not hot enough to burn anyone,paper or clothing, and is only a few centimeters high. Would provide light whenever I wanted, and I could keep myself warm . Also, running it across my hands over and over again would be fun.

 

[Floppertje]

you know... most of these superpowers aren't worthless at all. reading minds? turning water into alcohol? you'd be a billionaire before the month was out! my superpower? the ability to clean my house (just mine) without getting out of my chair.

 

[AngloDoom]

The ability to not get tired and not have to sleep.

It'd be horrible at first, thanks to the long days, but think of the stuff you can get done with an extra seven hours a day. Plus, I could get rid of all that room in my house for beds and replace it with something better.

 

[RicoGrey]

My super power would be super intelligence, but my drawback would be that I am obssesed with the cannon of various fantasy/sci fi series. Also I read a lot of fan fiction. Not in real life, just with my useless super power.

 

[tseroff]

I have a couple, but I think the most fun would be the ability to turn ramen into pho and vice versa. Think of all the possibilities...

If I could actually have one, the most useful would probably be something along the lines of the Icarus Landing System, i.e. can jump from any height without being injured, but it's really loud, annoying, and relatively slow. It would be useless in fighting crime, but it would be soo nice.

 

[Glaive_21842]

The ability to effortlessly open really annoying packaging.

 

[HannesPascal]

X-ray vision but not the kind superman has, I would just have the ability to see X-ray radiation.

 

[Jinjer]

The ability to effortlessly open really annoying packaging.

Would that include peeling apart a tank?



I would love the power to temporarily bestow minor bad luck onto people I don't like. Not like get-hit-with-a-car bad luck, but spill-your-coffee-on-yourself bad luck

 

[Epicspoon]

The ability to control and enter the dreams of others. No mind control and I can't kill them (in real life) or be killed myself (also in real life) but I can manipulate their dreams however I wish and when I'm in them they seem real to me. and it's not some thing like inception where either of us can be trapped in a dream forever. It would just be cool.

 

[Genocidicles]

Cage-o-vision.

I see everyone as Nicholas Cage.

 

[Sack of Cheese]

I want to change my nails colour at will!