Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[Henkie36]

Making sandwiches with my mind sounds pretty handy. Basically like Mathilda but then only for sandwiches. It would save me every day like 5 minutes, which means that I could sleep 5 minutes more.

 

[Pandabearparade]

The ability to turn cardboard into donuts.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

The ability to make alcohol out of water.

Humans are 70% water. <_< You could kill people with that power.

For me, I want the power to remember everthing, perfectly. Everything I see, and hear anyway.
>_> I don't think it would be so fun to remember everthing you feel, smell, and taste.

Captcha: xylopone

If I had that power, I would never misspell this word, or any word ever again. Also, I could use the most complex passwords ever without ever having to write them down.

 

[Redingold]

Ooh, the ability to magically repair low-level wear and tear on objects, like rips in clothing or scratches on CDs. I wouldn't be fighting crime with it, so I think it counts under the OP's rules, but it would be quite useful.

the ability to make alcohol out of water

 

[___________________]

The ability to read my own mind.

 

[squidface]

To erase any knowledge of "arrow to the knee" references and jokes.

But that meme is practically dead now! Erasing it from people's memories means it could start all over again!

Meant to add including the inception of the thing in the game itself.

 

[BlackStar42]

To be able to snap my fingers and have the music I'm thinking of (along with lighting to match) play at the volume I intend it to be. The amount of times I've been at parties or out drinking/at a pub and hated the music being played is countless.

And a mandatory downside (If any) would be that I would have had to have heard the song in it's entirety first.

I'm so stealing this idea. Every time someone manages to drag me to a party it's always, ALWAYS crappy dubstep being played (no offence if you like it, but I'm a metalhead, so...yeah.)

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

ability to turn into a flying baby

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Ooh, the ability to magically repair low-level wear and tear on objects, like rips in clothing or scratches on CDs. I wouldn't be fighting crime with it, so I think it counts under the OP's rules, but it would be quite useful.

This is about as worthless as gold

EDIT:
sarcasm if you couldn't tell

 

[Something Amyss]

Minor telekinesis. Like, not throwing boulders or anything. Maybe flick peanuts at them, or even a basketball in a pinch.

Or pyrokinesis, but of a similarly limited level. Like, I could light candles and stuff. Worst I could do is make someone smoke themselves to death.

 

[Schadrach]

I'll go with my *actual* superpower -- the ability to fall off of paperwork. The downside is that it's uncontrolled...

 

[MopBox]

Kick people really hard!

 

[Ready2Go]

If your looking for something, the ability to know exactly where it is and in what condistion its in.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

The ability to turn myself into Nicolas Cage at any time.

Alternatively, the ability to punch Shia LaBeuf in the face from any where at any time...

 

[eventhorizon525]

Some that I thought about:

The ability to be the most physically fit person in the world, but only when crippled or handicapped (like say when you have a broken leg or something more permanent).

Not needing sleep as long as you are lying in bed.

The ability to survive any fall, but only if you aren't conscious.

Being able to remember anything, right after it would be relevant.

 

[Driekan]

I already have one. The ability to randomly, and uncontrollably, cause electronics to short out or in any other way cease functioning.

Street lights have failed as I walk past them frequently enough that people noticed the pattern. And then that long history of IT calls was explained.

It sucks, but it does make me feel like a badass, so there.

 

[rayman56]

My worthless power would be the ability to give every guy in a room an erection.

 

[RJ 17]

The ability to forget TV shows, Video Games and Movies after I had experienced them.

Would be a-mazing.

You know, that really is a pretty good "useless" power, and yet it'd still be incredibly useful! For me, I'd forget all about the Portal games just so I could have fun playing through them again with each time being my first time! (so I wouldn't already know all the solutions)

 

[tmande2nd]

The ability to have lazer guided spit.
So I can be like a camel.

Just wait for it...and POW hit someone with a gob o spit right in the back of the head.
Except Robert D JR

 

[evilengine]

someone who shits everything he sees. Like cyclops he has to wear shades to prevent this, pray he doesn't look at the moon or something