I have trouble sleeping, so I think I'd like the power to make myself sleep and wake up whenever I wanted.
Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!
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I would have the power to talk to and command cats! They will call me...THE CAT WHISPERER!!! And because I really love cats.
Oh, god, that would be amazing.RJ 17 said:
OT: Summoning sandwiches. It only works once a day but it can be anything I want.
This would actually be awesome for me right now 'cause I'm in res and the food here gets pretty boring after about a week.
because your cat always knows what it means when you kick them out of the room and get out the 'flashlight'.Dangit2019 said:
Hey... That will come very handy next time you play the lottery. Unless is one those "I can't control what I see" type of things, in that case it just sucks.Judgment90 said:
As for me it would be knowing the solution to puzzles just by looking at them. Yeah... Very fucking useful.
Captcha:be my friend... I guess someone is felling lonely.
...Would "Rain manipulation" (Ie, the ability to make it rain/stop raining (with the requisite secondary power of being able to prime conditions to make it rain, but nothing fancier than that)) count for these purposes? I mean on the one hand, it's absolutely worthless for crimefighting. On the other hand, it is VERY useful outside outside of it, especially for areas suffering from drought.
Guess what lives in the sea...Hero in a half shell said:
Speaking any language at any time...would that counnt. Cause that would be awesome. ^_^
If not...the power to levitate light objects. Like pillows, my dinner and drinks. That would be great too.
If not...the power to levitate light objects. Like pillows, my dinner and drinks. That would be great too.
I'd like the ability to command squirrels to do my bidding. I'd have them guard my apartment, and annoy the living hell out of people I don't like.
Oh what's that Steve? Your car keys keep moving to weird places in your apartment?
[small]Muahahahahahahaha[/small]
Oh what's that Steve? Your car keys keep moving to weird places in your apartment?
[small]Muahahahahahahaha[/small]
The power to hover a couple of centimetres off the ground. I don't know if this is a bit of a proper superpower due to the application of walking on water, but it would be very useful for preventing shoes from getting dirty.
The powers of rain summoning, efficient crowd navigation and metal detection would be next. Because pomeranian summoning is a bit too powerful to be called worthless.
The powers of rain summoning, efficient crowd navigation and metal detection would be next. Because pomeranian summoning is a bit too powerful to be called worthless.
The ability that any hostile animals become friendly and docile around me.
Because i fucking hate getting chased down the road because some dirt bag couldn't be bothered locking up his guard dog.
Because i fucking hate getting chased down the road because some dirt bag couldn't be bothered locking up his guard dog.
To be able to snap my fingers and have the music I'm thinking of (along with lighting to match) play at the volume I intend it to be. The amount of times I've been at parties or out drinking/at a pub and hated the music being played is countless.
And a mandatory downside (If any) would be that I would have had to have heard the song in it's entirety first.
And a mandatory downside (If any) would be that I would have had to have heard the song in it's entirety first.
The ability to not get wet in the rain. When you live in the rainiest (is that a word?) town in the country, it's not really that worthless.