Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I would like to write things down just by swiping my finger over where I want to write...

Would stop me getting cramp when writing... and would never need to find a pen again!

Also... would be a damn sight faster!

 

[CpT_x_Killsteal]

Animal Magnetism. That'll make my cat stop scratching me. Hopefully...

 

[thespyisdead]

talking to inanimate objects... then again it's not too useless


um... statically shocking people whenever i want to! that's useless enough

 

[Akkiko]

its puerile and immature but the first thing that came to mind was the ability to unfasten bras with my mind.

i will now go flagellant myself in the vestibules.

I would hate you with every fiber of my being.

I shall pick the power to shut off my hearing whenever I please. Then I wouldn't have to listen to people being stupid.

 

[Sirpipple]

talking to inanimate objects... then again it's not too useless


um... statically shocking people whenever i want to! that's useless enough

Wait wait wait there was a character in a book I read and she could shock people by touching them, I can't remember what book it was but she was the daughter of Zeus or something.

OT: The ability to find small misplaced objects like keys or the Tv remote.

 

[I-Protest-I]

Talking to sea-life!

Can you imagine a superhero whose power is talking to sea life? Hahahahaha how lame would that be!

[small]I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.[/small]

But Aquaman's a badass, his comics are brilliant since the Nu52 and the early 90s series was cool too.

 

[Violator[xL]]

Any one of these:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=55816

 

[thespyisdead]

talking to inanimate objects... then again it's not too useless


um... statically shocking people whenever i want to! that's useless enough

Wait wait wait there was a character in a book I read and she could shock people by touching them, I can't remember what book it was but she was the daughter of Zeus or something.

OT: The ability to find small misplaced objects like keys or the Tv remote.

i meant little jolts that generally annoy people -.-

 

[mooncalf]

tyrokinesis, the power to spontaneously rupture car and bicycle tyres.

 

[bluepilot]

I would have to power to give people diarrhea, and I mean the really painful explosive stuff that trickles into your shoe after the screaming stops.

Want to start a war? Well, you will be doing it from your toilet. I could reduce whole armies to cramping, screaming, smelly poo encrusted heaps. Wall street bankers will not have enough 100 dollar bills to wipe away the amount a crap that I would induce out of them.

It is a stupid power, but I would make me the strongest person on earth.

 

[Vhite]

Having personal gravity that's always directly under me so I don't get tired walking uphill.

 

[SajuukKhar]

I want the power to watch any episode, of any show, from any TV, on command.

It just magically changes whatever is on, no matter the channel, to whatever I want.

but at the same time I am the only one who can see it.

 

[Fasckira]

Taken from Karl Pilkington, but the ability to detect bullshit. Soon as someone starts lying, just be like "Oh, yep, bullshit."
Doesnt serve much of a use but it'll save me having to listen to some people!

 

[Tallim]

I would have to power to give people diarrhea, and I mean the really painful explosive stuff that trickles into your shoe after the screaming stops.

Want to start a war? Well, you will be doing it from your toilet. I could reduce whole armies to cramping, screaming, smelly poo encrusted heaps. Wall street bankers will not have enough 100 dollar bills to wipe away the amount a crap that I would induce out of them.

It is a stupid power, but I would make me the strongest person on earth.

Hehe yes all the world will fear the name of Brown Noise!


I'd have the the ability to objectively measure how good music was, but I'd have no way to prove it thus leaving me a broken shell forced to listen to people espouse the virtues of their terrible taste.

 

[Auron225]

A lot of people are missing the point here and just naming not-really-as-useful superpowers. Stopping time, slowing down time, talking to animals, seeing the future - ALL pretty useful ones that could be used for stopping crime. Except maybe the animal one but thats still useful nonetheless.

Someone said Double Jump, I like the idea of that =) Id take up free-running and it'd be awesome!

 

[Geth Reich]

The power to command the loyalty of insects!

Not to actually give them orders or anything, just so that your average ant would think "Yeah, Geth Reich is pretty awesome!".

 

[draken693]

I would want the worthless power of being able to make any type of food in any style I want. Not saying it would be good food just food.

 

[Poetic Nova]

The ability to tie shoelaces with my mind.

Considering the laces on my boots, this would be REALLY USEFUL.

Basicly this, it can take up 15 minutes to tie the boots I have.

 

[Mr S]

My useless superpower would be to have an unlimited control over my hairgrowth on my entire body. I'd be able to grow a beard in less than 5 seconds, and afterwards let it retract in the same time.

 

[Blue Jay]

The ability to forget TV shows, Video Games and Movies after I had experienced them.

Would be a-mazing.