Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!

[SystemZero]

The ability to read a closed book by staring at the cover, mostly just to weird out my friends and classmates.

 

[DrRockor]

The ability to open mail just by touching it but it only works on stuff addressed to me. I would never need to use a knife to open a parcel ever again.

 

[Vegosiux]

The ability to randomly photobomb people's photos with whatever I happen to be thinking about at the moment.

 

[DeltaEdge]

The ability to make all the dogs and cats within a 5 mile radius piss themselves. It would be very interesting.

 

[Qmonster]

Stir peanut butter with my mind.

 

[Bestival]

The ability that every picture/painting/poster I look at will forever after be slightly askew.

 

[daydreamerdeluxe]

I would have the ability to interpret exactly what mimes are saying.

This cracked me up.


A play on the classic "being able to see the future": ONLY being able to see the future. You would only be able to see where you would be in (half) an hour, thus both leaving you effectively blind and removing all free will, because you can only do things because you've seen yourself already doing it.
Alternately (no clue if this has been mentioned already), but Chrono-Displacement from the Time Traveller's Wife: involuntary time travel, in which you can't take anything either way, so you always arrive naked with no idea where or when you are. It can have positive results (they make a killing on the stock market, and once won the lottery) but the complications have gotta make it appropriate for this thread

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

The ability to point at anybody, concentrate, and give them the most explosive diarrhea of their life.

Imagine walking into a packed stadium, and like Moses, wave your hands through the air as everybody craps their pants.

[sub]Glorious.[/sub]

 

[Oly J]

telekenetic control over milkshake I think, I have no need for a glass, I shall just will it into my mouth, and be very annoying to others around me trying to drink milkshake,

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

The ability to give people a conscious or just at least better one.

 

[Angelblaze]

Hmmm my power would be to be able to visualize everything perfectly, in a way that I find pleasing IE: If I'm reading a fiction book I see everything before my eyes just how I like it, like a desktop buddy in the corner of my vision that I can move around.




*Evil grin while she begins reading fanfiction*

 

[Kyber]

No fall damage. My god i would parkour everything

 

[Generic4me]

The ability to instantly grow my toenails really fast.

 

[Irradiated Tiger]

I have 2. The first one would be the ability to find out information of any person so long as I have some connection to them, say a screen name. I think spilling some random persons personal information on the internet would terrify anybody.

The second power I would desire is the ability to control peoples bowel movements.

I am a cruel individual.

 

[chaos order]

to remove all the lint and cat fur that sticks to my dark clothes i swear my cat gets into everything.

 

[Xdeser2]

The power to instantly conjure Liam Neeson

 

[TechNoFear]

Power over traffic lights (make them change when you want).

At the moment I am not special/super enough to have this power, but unlucky enough to be going the opposite way to someone who has (the power to change traffic lights).

 

[Odinsson]

The ability to instantly change my hair and beard length. I guess it could be potentially useful, but I'd use it for stupid shit

 

[Drizzitdude]

screw attack from metroid. think about it, all you are really doing is making yourself incredibly dizzy for some minor air time

 

[Zepherus14]

Bacon Radar: You will at any time know where the closest supply of bacon is.