Pick Your "Worthless" Super Power!
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I this is going to be imba but... The ability to zone out and organize all information I've gotten throughout life in a sort of RPG menu or computer file/folder kind of way. This means selective photographic memory as well. 
The ability to make a nice cup of tea appear out of nowhere.
My life would be so much more comfortable.
My life would be so much more comfortable.
I'd go for Astral Projection.
I remain perfectly still and vulnerable while a spectral me flies through the air, seeing all but being unseen and unable to interact.
I remain perfectly still and vulnerable while a spectral me flies through the air, seeing all but being unseen and unable to interact.
The ability to make delicious milkshakes out of thin air.
My milkshakes shall bring all of the boys to the yard.
My milkshakes shall bring all of the boys to the yard.
How about the ability to make water out of alcohol.Evil Smurf said:
"I see you're enjoying a daquiri... or should I say *bam* banana smoothie."
"Oh a vodka cranberry you say, you mean watered down cranberry juice!"
Small range sound wave control - have private conversation in public places, answer my phone wherever I want, have a fan run in my house without that awful whirring noise, and I can play video games while my roommate watches in same room while not having to hear each others stuff.
Either that or talk to all animals, that could be fun.
Either that or talk to all animals, that could be fun.
My power would be... whenever I'm invited to a party, celebration, social gathering, event, etc of any sort; I become the host and get to do all the planning. The original owners still supply the funds for the planning.
You do realize how incredibly useful that superpower would be right? Its teleportation and you would instantly be able to track anyone from any internet connection. Imagine how many hackers and crooks you'd be able to catch by reaching through and putting a GPS on them.
A useless power I want is the ability to make my nails clip themselves (i.e. split off at a certain point at will). its not really useful for superness but its convenient.
A useless power I want is the ability to make my nails clip themselves (i.e. split off at a certain point at will). its not really useful for superness but its convenient.
My friends and I occasionally brainstorm worthless superpowers. Most of them you'd never want, such as:
*The ability to read someone's mind, but only while they're trash-talking you
(This one raised the clarifying question "do they have to be in your presence?" We determined they do not, meaning you could just be sitting at home and suddenly hear someone's voice in your head, saying how much you suck. Also you can't control it. This would be especially maddening if you were a celebrity.)
*The ability to melt. That's it. You can't resolidify. One-shot deal.
However, one power we came up with that I might actually want is this:
*The ability to fly, but only while having sex
You're welcome.
*The ability to read someone's mind, but only while they're trash-talking you
(This one raised the clarifying question "do they have to be in your presence?" We determined they do not, meaning you could just be sitting at home and suddenly hear someone's voice in your head, saying how much you suck. Also you can't control it. This would be especially maddening if you were a celebrity.)
*The ability to melt. That's it. You can't resolidify. One-shot deal.
However, one power we came up with that I might actually want is this:
*The ability to fly, but only while having sex
You're welcome.
