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Obrien Xp

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Delmar Wynn said:
Here is a neat trick for you to try:

Pull out the mini-gun, keep firing and reload while still firing and watch what happens. After a minute or two of doing this, stop firing and watch. Totally awesome stuff.

Greatest game ever made.
Spins right round baby right round?

I beat the darn thing and there was no boss fight. Just a long repetitive grind.
 

BOBdotEXE

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the 2 fastest ways to win:
1.(while walking) shoot minigun at bottom of street; until the recoil moves it to the top of the street;
stop shooting, and tap reload and repeat.

2. shoot some guys, then start walking backwards (the cops will start being generated off screen) walk forwards, and minigun them then continue backwards (shooting the random guys walking...
 

nohorsetown

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I suspected from the beginning that something would happen at 666 kills, but now all I've got to show for it is this stupid badge. I dunno if I should be proud of myself for guessing something fairly obvious, or kicking myself in the face for going through all that repetition. And oh Gawd, the music!

I did switch to the pistol around kill 600-something.. wait, what if there's a better badge if you get 666 kills with just the pistol? Someone, go find out!
 

Russ Pitts

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Chipperz said:
Russ Pitts said:
slutmonkey8 said:
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game less. Oh well at least I didn't pay for it.
No badge for you!
Russ, please, for the love of everything sacred, put in more SWAT dogs after the first few waves! I love Game Dogs and even I couldn't keep killing the same five sprites to get to 666 kills! At least the SWAT dogs came in waves of six WITH the Police Dogs in tow!
Sorry man. Our intern Andy actually coded this game and he's gone back to school. I couldn't change it now even if I wanted to. It's GONE GOLD! You will play it and like it!
 

Twilight_guy

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I completed the trail and played again to mess a round a bit and suddenly realized... the screen scrolls!

I fairly certain this may be the worst game I have ever played. I know its supposed to be bad but geee.

Also: I am heavy weapons dog... and this is my weapon!
 

Cosplay Horatio

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I love how it's emphasized as a trial version and the amount of dudes I had to kill was pretty tiresome. I hated those riot shield dogs. Took me nearly a minute to kill one of them cuz he got too close. Good luck with the full version release!
 

ironlordthemad

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Finished it, I was excited when the shiltrom of riot police came along, thinking I would get to fight some varying enemies. Sadly, this was not the case.
 

wordsmith

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Pretty damn poor... But then again, so was the series. Oh well, can't have everything I guess...
 

tredecim

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Russ Pitts said:
Chipperz said:
Russ Pitts said:
slutmonkey8 said:
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game less. Oh well at least I didn't pay for it.
No badge for you!
Russ, please, for the love of everything sacred, put in more SWAT dogs after the first few waves! I love Game Dogs and even I couldn't keep killing the same five sprites to get to 666 kills! At least the SWAT dogs came in waves of six WITH the Police Dogs in tow!
Sorry man. Our intern Andy actually coded this game and he's gone back to school. I couldn't change it now even if I wanted to. It's GONE GOLD! You will play it and like it!
Can't I just get the badge anyway?

606 kills and then it crashed. I don't have the willpower to do that again :'(
 

Chipperz

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Russ Pitts said:
Chipperz said:
Russ Pitts said:
slutmonkey8 said:
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game less. Oh well at least I didn't pay for it.
No badge for you!
Russ, please, for the love of everything sacred, put in more SWAT dogs after the first few waves! I love Game Dogs and even I couldn't keep killing the same five sprites to get to 666 kills! At least the SWAT dogs came in waves of six WITH the Police Dogs in tow!
Sorry man. Our intern Andy actually coded this game and he's gone back to school. I couldn't change it now even if I wanted to. It's GONE GOLD! You will play it and like it!
You... You're just like Infinity Ward! You just don't understand! Put it out and never patch it again! *cry*

I could take a look at it if you want? I've been studying this stuff :p
 

Russ Pitts

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Chipperz said:
Russ Pitts said:
Chipperz said:
Russ Pitts said:
slutmonkey8 said:
I don't think I've ever enjoyed a game less. Oh well at least I didn't pay for it.
No badge for you!
Russ, please, for the love of everything sacred, put in more SWAT dogs after the first few waves! I love Game Dogs and even I couldn't keep killing the same five sprites to get to 666 kills! At least the SWAT dogs came in waves of six WITH the Police Dogs in tow!
Sorry man. Our intern Andy actually coded this game and he's gone back to school. I couldn't change it now even if I wanted to. It's GONE GOLD! You will play it and like it!
You... You're just like Infinity Ward! You just don't understand! Put it out and never patch it again! *cry*

I could take a look at it if you want? I've been studying this stuff :p
Yes. We are JUST like Infinity Ward. I like this comparison. Continue it. But stop before the part where we get f*ed over by our parent company ;)
 

George Palmer

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Has anyone gotten to level 5 yet? The boss fight is insane! The chihuahua with the tank treads is almost impossible to kill unless you find the hidden "Bone Launcher". I managed to do it once with the chain gun though.
 

HaraDaya

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leeloodallasmultipass said:
Gabanuka said:
Got to 200 kills before I put my headphones in and realised.
Well to "finish" the game and get the badge check out the spoiler box.. if you don't want to breach the surprise then don't click it!

need to get 666 kills to get the badge IE Satans Number
Well shit. Stopped at 500. Duh.