Playing Kinect Results in Child Abuse

[Dfskelleton]

I really feel awful now, but at first I muted it and pressed the 9 key over and over while playing this song:
The sad part is that this song makes mostly anything funny, including this.
Hope she's okay, but I've gotten a slap like that before. It hurts like hell for about a minute or two, but then numbs down, but she must be like five or something. Probably worse for her than it was for me.

 

[ImprovizoR]

Another example why having to wave around with your hands like an idiot in order to play a video game is a bad idea. Just play something with a regular controller or better yet get a good gaming PC.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Oh god, that was great!
Nothing brings a smile to my face like seeing children injured.

Haaaaaa, I probably have issues.

Still, lotta injuries with this thing. The Wii caused problems too, but it really didn't hurt people. It mostly hurt walls and TVs.

Don't worry, if you want to pretend you don't hate children while you laugh at their downfall, just blame it on 'empathy' humour, rather tahn cruelty humour. As in, the humour that is caused by the desire to not be in that situation.

 

[Adzma]

Brilliant. Children getting hurt on the internets is an instant win.

 

[stabnex]

A co-worker of mine bashed his head into a wall while playing a dance game for his Kinect. His room is really tiny and he still plays it. Naturally, he's shown up with more injuries since.

OT: Fucking hilarious!

 

[shabobble]

I laughed way too hard at this. I am also definitely going to hell.

You're definetly going to hell for that?

I kept skipping back to the exact moment she got smacked, just to hear the sound, well over a dozen times. I'd hate to think where I'm going to for that.

Probably Alaska.

 

[Nowheremaan]

That was messed up and brutal! What does Lisa Simpson call this again...schadenfreude or something like that.

 

[squid5580]

Thanks Greg. Not only are you going to hell but you decided to make an article ensuring I am going with you.

 

[Reaper195]

That was both terrible and hilarious. That remix was horribly amazing. Last few seconds reminded me of using VATS in Fallout.

 

[Goldhawk777]

Oh GOd.....I'm crying with laughter.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I did a little groan when first watching and hearing the loud *SMACK* from the guy back-handing his child because i was thinking "that had to hurt." But after seeing the father stop and check up on his daughter like a good parent should..you feel a little better for laughing at that misfortune.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Oh man, I'm going to hell.

I'll see you there, Greg. I have a place booked already. Great views of the third circle.

OT: This is bloody hilarious. I swear there's at least one guy in R&D for this who really wanted it to happen...

 

[lemiel14n3]

Someone needs to auto tune this.

 

[Alizee Serenity]

Oh good gravy! I never thought I'd see the day when gamer parents have to use bubblewrap with Kinect or cushions...or helmets.

 

[WorldCritic]

Good Lord, when I first heard that smack I actually cringed.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Still just as funny as the first time I watched it, oh man, I love Motion Control mix ups or should that be Beat ups?

 

[BigHairyMarty]

It's a fine example of why the traditional method of using two hands to control a game is superior to full body movement.

 

[Marsell]

One less kinect in the world.
Some people have the worst luck.

 

[Bernzz]

I feel kind of bad because the remixed version really made me laugh.

Same. It's hilarious, but at the same time I worry for the girl's head and neck.

EDIT:

[HEADING=1]IT'S KINECT TIME![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]NO DAD NO![/HEADING]

You just made me laugh even more.

This thread may have made my day.

[sup][sup]I'm a horrible person.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Leg End]

[HEADING=1]IT'S KINECT TIME![/HEADING]

[HEADING=2]NO DAD NO![/HEADING]

Why did you have to remind me of that meme?

OT: I cringed. I cried. I wanted to smack the dad.

[sub]I still do.[/sub]