Poll: Children or Partner?

[Evilbunny]

Actually, they can do tricks if you consider growing up, getting a good job, and being able to afford to buy you a nice house in the countryside to retire in a trick. Of course, for them to be able to do this you have to be a good father, and judging from your posts it doesn't seem like that is going to happen.

No, really?
Of course I'm not going to be a good father.
I've said a hundred times I'm not going to be a father, period.

Did you really need to point out what I've already said for myself?
It just kind of seems like you're pissed because I hate kids and you love them.
Which is weird, because my hatred of brats shouldn't affect your love for them at all.

Again, just what it seems like.

Well, no. The point of my post was more that kids do have their use, and your statement of them not being able to do tricks was only really true for you.

 

[Ben Legend]

Well, no. The point of my post was more that kids do have their use, and your statement of them not being able to do tricks was only really true for you.

Well if that's the case, then I was clearly exaggerating a bit.

Kids can do...
...Stuff.
Like dishes. And laundry.
And taxes.
And basically everything else you don't want to do.

But I prefer cats.
They may be less useful, but they're more adorable and not as loud or sticky.

Yeah we try. Checkered shits are nice. I recommend you try one.

I think I'll stick to my full black.
I'm not a big fan of colored clothing.

Checkered shirts have black in them, if that persaudes you.

Children have other tricks too. Like burning a hole in your wallet.

 

[Ben Legend]

Sorry for not contributing, but I thought the title says "Children or Panther" and I pictured some crazy-ass survival scenario on some desolate island in my head.

God, I'm messed up.

haha, Shame I didn't put 'Children vs Partner.' Would have been more suiting to what you thought than 'or'

 

[mike1921]

But I prefer cats.
They may be less useful, but they're more adorable and not as loud or sticky.

small yappy dogs>>cats>dogs>satan>children

Also, it fills me with glee to see the great max not want kids for reasons similar to mine.

 

[Evilbunny]

Not a big fan of anything small and yappy.
Small quiet dogs and I would get along fine, though.

I hate all small dogs. They're annoying and can't do much for you. I like those big, powerful dogs. Now that's the kind of dog you can depend on. A Maltese can't do anything when a burglar breaks into your house. A German Shepard will tear his fucking arm off.

 

[Zydrate]

No, because I don't like kids anyway.

 

[jamesworkshop]

I would end the relationship however if say we ended up married then discovered that they were actually infertile I would not then leave them.

 

[RagnorakTres]

I certainly wouldn't leave simply for that reason, but it's something we would need to talk about as I kind of have a responsibility to carry on the Maltby line (what with my brother being in a rock band XD). Not something I'd break up with her over, though.

 

[Ben Legend]

Not a big fan of anything small and yappy.
Small quiet dogs and I would get along fine, though.

I hate all small dogs. They're annoying and can't do much for you. I like those big, powerful dogs. Now that's the kind of dog you can depend on. A Maltese can't do anything when a burglar breaks into your house. A German Shepard will tear his fucking arm off.

A dog isn't a dog unless its a huge thing you can ride on!

A little chiwawa is not a dog. for intance
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