Oh lawd.... I've had so many PS2's it isn't even funny.

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My fat PS2 stopped reading discs.
My first Slim did the same.
One got broken when I was grounded (I was a kid, damnit. >_>). My mother thought it would be a jolly idea to put the PS2 in the trunk of her car to keep it away from me. A month of shit in the trunk banging into it later and it's dead
My dog SOMEHOW managed to knock one off the top of a shelf, onto a tile floor and proceeded to chew the hell out of it.
The nephew of my sister's lover spilt a glass of Coke inside the machine when he was switching discs.
My cat absolutely LOVED to lay down on my console when it was running. All the hair that got caught in the vent managed to overheat my system to the point of frying the electronics(Fucking cat killed my original Xbox that way as well).
2 more died of natural causes.
I've had shitty luck with the PS2.....