Poll: Do you know self defense?

The Axon Hillock

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I'm pretty adept at Chin Na, the art of disabling opponents with pain, and if that doesn't cut it, broken tendons and bones.

It would be better to just go ahead and die than feel this position coming to it's full fruition. I tap out if it even looks like someone's going to do this to me.
 

MrNickster

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Judo and Taekwondo for me. I'm not a high level, but I think I can hold my own in a one on one fight.

When I turn 18 (17 now), I'll start doing Krav Maga-that style is about as no bullshit and hyper-realistic as it gets.
 

SimuLord

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15-5, 6 KOs in unsanctioned boxing matches varying between welterweight and middleweight (most of the fights at 154, where I had most of the success, going 13-1) during my teen years. I can throw a punch. The one thing I can't do is get back down anywhere even near 154! I'm 25-30 pounds heavier these days.
 

Umwerfer

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blackbelt taekwondo and pinpoint accuracy insults. Meaning, I can run at decent speeds and shout insults at my opponent over my shoulder.
The Stonker said:
smearyllama said:
It's a pretty simple question.
I used to do Tae-Kwon-Do. I was a red-belt two-stripe.

Martial arts are the worst kind of self defense.
Because if you're ready to use deadly force, then bring a fucking gun.

But yeah I know how to defend my self, it's called kicking someone in the nuts and running away or if he's too big, then run away.
martial arts=bad self defence? DUde, what a silly statement>,<
 

The Stonker

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Umwerfer said:
blackbelt taekwondo and pinpoint accuracy insults. Meaning, I can run at decent speeds and shout insults at my opponent over my shoulder.
The Stonker said:
smearyllama said:
It's a pretty simple question.
I used to do Tae-Kwon-Do. I was a red-belt two-stripe.

Martial arts are the worst kind of self defense.
Because if you're ready to use deadly force, then bring a fucking gun.

But yeah I know how to defend my self, it's called kicking someone in the nuts and running away or if he's too big, then run away.
martial arts=bad self defence? DUde, what a silly statement>,<
If your being mugged then you really don't stand a chance with your "kung fu".
You see, I have nothing against martial arts as lets say a sport or excersise but when they start claiming that martial arts can protect you from all the boogeymen in the world then it gets quite silly.
Because you never get the frontline news, "Martial art student saves the day".
I would run away if 3 guys with knives would approach me, but I've had guys seriously injured becasue they tried to use "kung fu" or "judo" and sports like that.
Yes, I view martial arts in the same category as badminton and football.
 

Snor

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I did do 7 years of ashihara karate when I was younger, got to the yellow belt but got bored due to the kata's.

I doubt its of much use except for some basic reaction made more useful.

I would still run away sooner though...or hit them in the head with a pole that has always worked out for me hahaha :D
 

ParkourMcGhee

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I know a little martial arts - never got past white belt...

Nobody's ever tried to mug me, and I haven't had a fight in aaaages, so I dunno *shrug*

I'm still 6 ft, and everybody I come across is convinced that I'm a body builder - while also having the fury of a berserker when upset.
 

DSEZ

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5 years now of muay thai
3 years of wrestling
1 year of brazilian jiu jitsu

i know quite a bit
 

Dommyboy

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Well, I know some moves that will either kill people instantly or knock them out. So, if in self defence, I'll probably be charged for murder. Apart from that, I've got nothing. Though I am naturally intimidating, being 6"4.
 

David_G

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Not really, but I'm experienced in street fighting (with bare knuckles, pipes, steel knuckles, knives, stuff like that), and have been sent to the hospital, and also, have sent others there.
 

Spinozaad

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I know Judo, although a lot of my knowledge has faded through time, and I never was really good at it.
 

ANImaniac89

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I know that a swift kick to the nuts will solve around 70% over these kind of problems, and the other 30 can be solved with the knife I keep on me at all times.

I also can make an epic grilled cheese with crab meat
 

SovietSecrets

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Sure. Make a fist with hand, raise said hand that should now be in fist form, swing said hand into person who you wish to apply your newly formed fist to. For optimal results aim for any weak spots you might see on person.