Poll: Does anybody here measure?

[ThreeName]

I don't even measure my fucking weight, and if I did "measure" it sure wouldn't be in inches.

 

[Yopaz]

I can tell you I once have measured.
That was (count in head.............) 7 years ago, when I was 15 or 16.

And I use centimeters.
As should you, which one sounds better? 7.3 or that mutliplied with 2.5 which equals about 18?

Pfft, nanometres is where it's at. Be amazed at my 1000 nm penis!

 

[JoJo]

Do I measure? Sure, I'm well over 10 inches... I never realised there were so many short people on the Escapist!

 

[Lieju]

7 inches.

Spoiler: Photographic evidence

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Well,the biggest one I have right now is Grammostola pulchra with 7 inch legspan.

Once my A.geniculata grows up it will be bigger, though.

 

[barbzilla]

Do I measure? Sure, I'm well over 10 inches... I never realised there were so many short people on the Escapist!

I'm with you, I'm well over 10", in fact I'm another 62" on top of the Poll's 10". I know that you are considered a midget at 57", so what does 10" mean? Add that to his ability to play the piano.

 

[Denamic]

I haven't measured since like 5th grade, but I'm estimating around 612cm.
Also, you still use imperial? That's adorable! Seriously though, switch.

 

[Abomination]

All I know is that I'm not in the 10" ballpark but at least 80% of women I have been with have found the size uncomfortable when "pressed".

Porn really has ruined everyone's expectations.

 

[Ieyke]

5 inches. White male.

Mr confident here; why so shy on the freakin' internet?

If I were asked in the real world... I'd probably lie and say 6. That's right, I got the balls to say it.

What's the point. If it's small why mention it, if it's big no one will believe you. I've found the average dick size one forums is about 7.5 inches which seems unlikely unless only people in the top 30 or so percentile for dick size use forums. It makes more sense to just have fun with it.

That's actually like top 97-98%.
Seriously. All the sizes that size and bigger fit within 2-3% of the population.

 

[Unsilenced]

5 inches. White male.

Mr confident here; why so shy on the freakin' internet?

If I were asked in the real world... I'd probably lie and say 6. That's right, I got the balls to say it.

What's the point. If it's small why mention it, if it's big no one will believe you. I've found the average dick size one forums is about 7.5 inches which seems unlikely unless only people in the top 30 or so percentile for dick size use forums. It makes more sense to just have fun with it.

That's actually like top 97-98%.
Seriously. All the sizes that size and bigger fit within 2-3% of the population.

TIL: I am the 1%.

#occupymypants

 

[zumbledum]

Three whole and one half inch of blue steel baby! but i try really hard

 

[SonicWaffle]

It was yeah.

And, sure, there's obviously a lot of interest, I just can't see a good reason for it.

As an aside, in ancient Greece, small penises were desirable, large ones were seen as being silly.

Honestly I think the interest is well rooted in insecurity. There's porn and guys with 12 inches under the hood which would make the majority feel tiny with their 10 inches (which is the most common one according to the poll). So it's reassuring to know that the average is actually closer to what us normal 10 inch guys have. I only know one guy who has admit that he has actually measured and compared to the average and he was quite happy to see that he was doing fine (he didn't reveal details of the size or what the average was).

A girlfriend once told me that 10 or so inches was just uncomfortable. So y'know, I guess we should be happy with what we have so long as it gets the job done.

I've found the average dick size one forums is about 7.5 inches

Bet it was fun finding that out.

 

[Me55enger]

I have what I have and I know what I have is having enough.

 

[Sassafrass]

About 68980 millimetres.
On a good day.
With a very powerful magnifying glass and fantastic lighting.

 

[CommanderL]

Sadly I am yet to found a unit of mesurement large enough to convey the fastness of my penis

 

[Meinos Kaen]

Sadly, I can't take this poll seriously since it lacks an option to also tell of people about your girth. u.u

 

[Fdzzaigl]

I refuse to remeasure because of that sad excuse of a system of units.
Use metric instead of that crap, then I'll answer!

 

[gunny1993]

lol this is such a stupid question, only a moron only looks at size ...


Also this poll is so strong it might find its way onto Fox News or into thew Daily Mail.

 

[Spambot 3000]

[link-http://i.imgur.com/3v10wDa.gif]I USED TO BE 2 INCHES BUT THEN I FOLLOWED THESE 12 SECRET TRICKS TO A MASSIVE DICK[/link]

 

[Spambot 3000]

But really I haven't actually measured because I don't care.

 

[Eamar]

Awww man, I always thought I was doing pretty well with my 9 inches, but it seems the Escapist has thoroughly out-penised me D:

Then again, I am a woman.

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Cheers for this thread guys. You've truly risen to the occasion