Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[Julianking93]

From Yu Gi Oh Abridged:

Tristan: There goes a guy with a sister I'd like to bang.
Teya: Tristan and Serinity sitting in a tree
YuGi: k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Tristan: They know my secret! I'll just have to kill them all...

 

[rosenhacker]

I have to agree with you on this.

 

[gigastrike]

Nappa: Look Vegeta! More bald people. The short one, the two talls ones, and... *gasp* VEGETA, LOOK! It's a Pokemon!

Chaotsu: I'm not a Pokemon! My name is Chaotsu! Chaotsu!

Nappa: You hear that, Vegeta? It's a Chaotsu! I'm gonna catch it!

Chaotsu: I'm not a Poke-OW!

Nappa: Awwww, it didn't work Vegeta!
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Vegeta: Witness as I reveal my giant monkey...!

Crowd: *gasp!*

Vegeta: ...form.

Crowd: *phew*

Guy: Thank God, I thought he meant penis!
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Krillin: So, how was your training with Piccolo?

Gohan: Not too bad. Piccolo's a really nice guy once you get to know him.

Piccolo: Gohan! I've found you a sparring partner!

Gohan: Really? Who is it?

T-rex: *RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR*

Young Marik: This place is great! They even have rags! Freaking RAGS, Ishizu! I've always wanted a rag! Oooo, a glowing box! I must worship it!

TV: Sorry, babe, but I'm a rebel. A loner if you will and...KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!

Salesman: What's the matter kid? You never seen the "Kill Your Family" Show before?
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Melvin: Can I get a hug?

Guy: A hug? Sure. *chainsaw sounds* OH MY GOD! AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Melvin: Ah, that was a good hug...
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Robot: Wait, Kaiba! You mustn't attack with Obelisk!

Kaiba: Who are you?

Robot: I am the robot ghost of christmas past from the future...(after a lot)...the fate of the world and your totally hot dragon girlfriend from the future depend on it, so ask yourself "what would Christian Bale do?"

Kaiba: I thought you said he was killed by his wife.

Robot: Yes...don't do that. I don't know, man. You should probably summon your Blue-eyes or something.

Kaiba: I attack with Blue-eyes!

Ishizu: But why?

Kaiba: Because a robot from the future told me to!
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Pharaoh: Can't I just mind-crush him?

Yugi: You can't solve all of your problems by just mind-crushing them.

Pharaoh: Come on! Just one little mind-crush? It will barely hurt him!

Yugi: No! Bad Pharoah! No mind-crush! No mind-crush!
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Pharaoh: I place Tea is face down position! I've always wanted to say that.
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Melvin: I am all powerful!

Pharaoh: You're a loony...

Melvin: Binky-boy!
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Tristan: My voice gives me super-strength!
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Pharaoh: I use monster reborn to bring back Tristan's old voice!
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Tristan: Zack and Cody are my friends!
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Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba.

Yugi: Shut up, Mokuba.

Gramps: Shut up, Mokuba.

Pegasus: Shut up, Mokuba.

Kaiba: Shut up, talking collar.
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Yugi: Let me try talking to him!

Pharaoh: Why?

Yugi: Look at me! I'm so cute that people have mistaken me for a baby panda! One wimper out of me and Joey will be back to normal.

Pharaoh: You mean you're not a baby panda?

Yugi: Nope.

Pharaoh: Damn, you're good!
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Kaiba: Now do you see why people peole love me so much, even though I'm the biggest dick on the show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba! Except no substitutions. And now, I'm going to...

Ishizu: Exchange of Spirit!

Kaiba: Exchange of what now?

Ishizu: Now both players swap out all the card in their graveyards with all the cards in their decks, leaving me with all the cards I need and you with only six!

Kaiba: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

...Now, I'm going to destroy the world.

 

[Vianyte]

"Puberty Power!"

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

ygotas

Ishizu- Our universe has just become a world of catch phrases like joey saying Nyeh Kaiba saying screw the rules I have money and tristan saying pretty much everything

Kaiba- But Ishizu why don't you have a catch phrase?

Ishizu- Because shut up

 

[secretshadow90]

I watch YGOTAS, DBZA, and the Legend of Zelda abridged by adamwestslapdog (he has done OoT and is currently doing MM)
And I've mostly been ninja'd for quotes. Oh wait, here's some that still make me laugh.
YGOTAS:
Yami: Melvin no!
Melvin: Melvin yes!

DBZA:
Mr Popo: So how was it?
*general consensus of awful and terrifying*
Mr Popo: I have some bad news
Krillin: What's that?
Mr Popo: You're going back.
Krillin: What?
Mr Popo: Bye.
*screams of terror*

OoTA and MMA
LInk: Oh Navi you so crazy.
(and as a followup in MMA where he still uses this line)
Tatl: I'm Tatl
Link: Gesundheit.

 

[BattlePope]

All of these are from the first Gantz Abridged episode.

"So we see that by offering a quick glimpse of the show's fantasy element followed by a mundane scene at the protagonist's school the creators hook the audience while grounding the show in reality. And that's why the first 5 minutes of Death Note are the greatest ever."

"Will you look at this morose motherf***er! Son you look like the poster child for alienation!"

"Let us just say that we are legitimate businessmen who died of natural causes."
"Why do you have bullet holes in your clothes?"
"Well when I say natural causes, of course I mean we became involved in an altercation wherein we exchanged small arms fire with other legitimate businessmen."
"Are you Yakuza?"
"Rats, my clever ruse has been exposed as a two-bit sham. I'd tip my cap to your deductive abilities were I not currently bareheaded."
"What?"
"I said you're a frickin' genius, you moron!"

 

[benoitowns]

"In America" That one I always found hilarious

 

[ultrachicken]

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Mega Ultra Chicken!!!!!

and

Mokuba: charmander char-
Kaiba: shutup charmander! ...I mean Mokuba

 

[Zombus]

Bulma: Wow! Your name controls the ship?
Popo: No, it just knows better.

 

[Jughead]

Kabia: Now I'm going to summon my blue eye's white dragon to destroy your remaining life points.
Ishizu: But why, why would you do such a thing?
Kabia: Because a robot from the future told me too!
Ishizu: I lost that giant rock lied to me.

 

[NinjaRabies]

Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.

Yugi: "Talk to the hand! MIND CRUSH!"

 

[IamQ]

Hbi2k's PSA:

*Hbi2k says that you should use firefox web browser*

Little Kid: But I use Internet Explorer.

Guts: NAUGHTY! *Stabs him in the gut with a sword*

 

[Save us.A7X]

I can't remember the exact wording but it's from one of the more recent episodes of DBZ Abridged;

*Bulma says something*
Popo: 'Oh look at that, a woman who doesn't know any better, there's a surprise.'
Krillin: 'To be fair Mr Popo, I'd never heard of Namek before either.'
Popo: 'Oh look at that, a woman who doesn't know any better.'
Krillin: 'God dammit! I walked right into that one..'

 

[tomservo4prezident]

"Screw the rules, I have green hair!..... I should lay off the drugs."

 

[hopeneverdies]

Zelda Abridged, episode 14
Link: Bongo Bongo? That is such a pornstar's name.

 

[dragontiers]

Bakura: "Oh, that's just my gaydar. My father gave it to me to protect me because I'm so bloody effeminate." Followed later by....

Bakura: "I was watching you play card games with your mates, when my Millennium Ring started pointing towards your Millennium Puzzle! I can't imagine why."

Yami: "This Millennium Puzzle is simply fabulous




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[CrazyGirl17]

A few from Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged:

Kaiba: Screw the Rules, I have money!

Yami: Did I just kill a gay clown?

Yami Bakura: I am NOT a kitty.

Kemo: Attention duelists! My hair is pointy!

Yugi: Bad Pharaoh! No mind crush. Yami: You never let me have my way, do you?

Tristan: Get your hand off my butt. Duke: Sorry, it does that.

Yami: You know the truth of my past? Then tell me, who ami I? Why am I here? And why do I feel so very comfortable in leather?

Yami (to Kaiba): Quit your eternal bitching, fancypants.

 

[TelHybrid]

Nappa: Aaaah my face!! My precious modelling career...

 

[Superior Mind]

Never heard of it before now. Spent the last hour or so watching the first season of DBZ Abridged. Had a good laugh, will have to watch the rest. I started crying when Vegeta found out that Goku squeaks when you squeeze him hard enough.

V: "Alright Kakarot, lets here those bones shatter!" (squeezes)
G: "Aaaugh- *squeak*"
V: "... what the..." (squeezes)
G: "Aa- *squeaks*"
V: "Oh my God that's hilarious!"
(Vegeta keeps making Goku squeak while laughing)