Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

Metric Monkey

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Syntax Error said:
From DBZ Abridged:

"I just had an aneurysm due to sheer stupidity."
"Wow, didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta."

Also from DBZ Abridged:
"Gohan, you need to focus your anger. Remember Icarus?" *flashback to Icarus blowing up* "He did it." -Goku(Er... the guy who voices him.)
 

Phildalf

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I just thought I'd add this little link because its unbelievable that it exists.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1578694/

"I always wanted to die wearing a dress, I REGRET NOTHING!"

"EGYPTIAN RAGE!"
"How is that different from Brooklyn rage?"
"Because I said Egyptian!"
 

The DSM

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Haruhi Abridged: Yuki: Cracker I have offically Hax0red the universe
Kyon:Wait, what?
Yuki:Action Replay,*****.
 

Julianking93

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From Yu Gi Oh Abridged:

Tristan: There goes a guy with a sister I'd like to bang.
Teya: Tristan and Serinity sitting in a tree
YuGi: k-i-s-s-i-n-g
Tristan: They know my secret! I'll just have to kill them all...
 

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DBZ Abridged said:
Nappa: Look Vegeta! More bald people. The short one, the two talls ones, and... *gasp* VEGETA, LOOK! It's a Pokemon!

Chaotsu: I'm not a Pokemon! My name is Chaotsu! Chaotsu!

Nappa: You hear that, Vegeta? It's a Chaotsu! I'm gonna catch it!

Chaotsu: I'm not a Poke-OW!

Nappa: Awwww, it didn't work Vegeta!
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Vegeta: Witness as I reveal my giant monkey...!

Crowd: *gasp!*

Vegeta: ...form.

Crowd: *phew*

Guy: Thank God, I thought he meant penis!
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Krillin: So, how was your training with Piccolo?

Gohan: Not too bad. Piccolo's a really nice guy once you get to know him.

Flashback said:
Piccolo: Gohan! I've found you a sparring partner!

Gohan: Really? Who is it?

T-rex: *RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR*
Yugioh Abridged said:
Young Marik: This place is great! They even have rags! Freaking RAGS, Ishizu! I've always wanted a rag! Oooo, a glowing box! I must worship it!

TV: Sorry, babe, but I'm a rebel. A loner if you will and...KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY! KILL YOUR FAMILY!

Salesman: What's the matter kid? You never seen the "Kill Your Family" Show before?
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Melvin: Can I get a hug?

Guy: A hug? Sure. *chainsaw sounds* OH MY GOD! AAAAAAHHHHHH!

Melvin: Ah, that was a good hug...
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Robot: Wait, Kaiba! You mustn't attack with Obelisk!

Kaiba: Who are you?

Robot: I am the robot ghost of christmas past from the future...(after a lot)...the fate of the world and your totally hot dragon girlfriend from the future depend on it, so ask yourself "what would Christian Bale do?"

Kaiba: I thought you said he was killed by his wife.

Robot: Yes...don't do that. I don't know, man. You should probably summon your Blue-eyes or something.

Kaiba: I attack with Blue-eyes!

Ishizu: But why?

Kaiba: Because a robot from the future told me to!
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Pharaoh: Can't I just mind-crush him?

Yugi: You can't solve all of your problems by just mind-crushing them.

Pharaoh: Come on! Just one little mind-crush? It will barely hurt him!

Yugi: No! Bad Pharoah! No mind-crush! No mind-crush!
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Pharaoh: I place Tea is face down position! I've always wanted to say that.
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Melvin: I am all powerful!

Pharaoh: You're a loony...

Melvin: Binky-boy!
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Tristan: My voice gives me super-strength!
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Pharaoh: I use monster reborn to bring back Tristan's old voice!
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Tristan: Zack and Cody are my friends!
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Kaiba: Shut up, Mokuba.

Yugi: Shut up, Mokuba.

Gramps: Shut up, Mokuba.

Pegasus: Shut up, Mokuba.

Kaiba: Shut up, talking collar.
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Yugi: Let me try talking to him!

Pharaoh: Why?

Yugi: Look at me! I'm so cute that people have mistaken me for a baby panda! One wimper out of me and Joey will be back to normal.

Pharaoh: You mean you're not a baby panda?

Yugi: Nope.

Pharaoh: Damn, you're good!
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Kaiba: Now do you see why people peole love me so much, even though I'm the biggest dick on the show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba! Except no substitutions. And now, I'm going to...

Ishizu: Exchange of Spirit!

Kaiba: Exchange of what now?

Ishizu: Now both players swap out all the card in their graveyards with all the cards in their decks, leaving me with all the cards I need and you with only six!

Kaiba: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
...Now, I'm going to destroy the world.
 

Sneaky Paladin

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ygotas

Ishizu- Our universe has just become a world of catch phrases like joey saying Nyeh Kaiba saying screw the rules I have money and tristan saying pretty much everything

Kaiba- But Ishizu why don't you have a catch phrase?

Ishizu- Because shut up
 

secretshadow90

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I watch YGOTAS, DBZA, and the Legend of Zelda abridged by adamwestslapdog (he has done OoT and is currently doing MM)
And I've mostly been ninja'd for quotes. Oh wait, here's some that still make me laugh.
YGOTAS:
Yami: Melvin no!
Melvin: Melvin yes!

DBZA:
Mr Popo: So how was it?
*general consensus of awful and terrifying*
Mr Popo: I have some bad news
Krillin: What's that?
Mr Popo: You're going back.
Krillin: What?
Mr Popo: Bye.
*screams of terror*

OoTA and MMA
LInk: Oh Navi you so crazy.
(and as a followup in MMA where he still uses this line)
Tatl: I'm Tatl
Link: Gesundheit.
 

BattlePope

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All of these are from the first Gantz Abridged episode.

"So we see that by offering a quick glimpse of the show's fantasy element followed by a mundane scene at the protagonist's school the creators hook the audience while grounding the show in reality. And that's why the first 5 minutes of Death Note are the greatest ever."

"Will you look at this morose motherf***er! Son you look like the poster child for alienation!"

"Let us just say that we are legitimate businessmen who died of natural causes."
"Why do you have bullet holes in your clothes?"
"Well when I say natural causes, of course I mean we became involved in an altercation wherein we exchanged small arms fire with other legitimate businessmen."
"Are you Yakuza?"
"Rats, my clever ruse has been exposed as a two-bit sham. I'd tip my cap to your deductive abilities were I not currently bareheaded."
"What?"
"I said you're a frickin' genius, you moron!"
 

ultrachicken

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Mega Ultra Chicken!!!!!

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Mokuba: charmander char-
Kaiba: shutup charmander! ...I mean Mokuba
 

Jughead

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Kabia: Now I'm going to summon my blue eye's white dragon to destroy your remaining life points.
Ishizu: But why, why would you do such a thing?
Kabia: Because a robot from the future told me too!
Ishizu: I lost that giant rock lied to me.
 

IamQ

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Hbi2k's PSA:

*Hbi2k says that you should use firefox web browser*

Little Kid: But I use Internet Explorer.

Guts: NAUGHTY! *Stabs him in the gut with a sword*