Poll: Favorite Abridged Series Quote

[CJ1145]

Yami: Did I just murder a gay clown?

Yami: Now let me show you the true meaning of torment in a children's card game!!
Joey+Tristan: We're tormenting you!~

Yami: YUGI YOU *beep*ing piece of *beep* you son of a *beep* I will *beep**beep*beep* and tear off your *beep*beep*beep*

Some guy: Wait a minute, how did you do that?
Yami: It's called cheating. Deal with it.

Yami: Oh, they had to censor me beating him out, because when I did he cried like a little baby.

Yami: Waah, waah, baby Pharoah want milk! Someone fetch me a nipple!

Mokuba: No big brother, don't! It's too dangerous! Nobody has tried it and survived!
Seto: I have to Mokuba. If I'm going to win this tournament... I have to learn how to play Duel Monsters.

 

[team star pug]

You don't stand a ... Ghost of a chance.

 

[Drakmeire]

basically 1 minute 15 seconds of catchphrase.
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CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!!!

 

[Icoveredwars]

From DBZ abridged:
Lord Guru: NAIL, I saw a bird, it was pretty, kick its ass.

Also from DBZ abridged:
Nappa: Hey Vegeta
Vegeta: What is it
Nappa: Were in prison vegeta
Vegeta: I see that Nappa
Nappa: Hey
Vegeta: What
Nappa: Dont drop the soap
Vegeta: I swear to god Nappa I will shiv you

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Going to go with Dragon Ball Z Abridged on this one, here it goes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscG_gs2BOc
Fucking hilarious, also a pedophiles best comeback.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

"Attention Duelists, if you could all stop staring at my hair for a second, you would see that I am pointing to Pegasus's mansion."


Pretty much anything that guy or Bandit Keith says is instant comedy gold.

There is also the absolute classic: "Card games on motorcycles!"

 

[KP Shadow]

"Around these parts, people who quote other abridged series get their kneecaps broken with a wrench" *holds up wrench* "Specifically, this wrench"
- Yugi, from YGOTAS's deleted scenes episode.

 

[Dango]

It's a tie between "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" and "In America!"

 

[Dango]

It's a tie between "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" and "In America!"

wow. just wow. You needed to take "in America" right before me so mine looks lackluster.

As punishment, shall I go into detail what the Fuko lookalike told me that one night?

*finishes loading gun* Oh yes yes, go ahead.

 

[Hman121]

My voice gives me super strength.

argh, ninja'd. Oh well, I also like My Way Entertainment's Bleach video and the Yu Gi Oh abridged Duke Devlin episode, with gems like:
-"You know, Tea, we could kill him right now, and nobody would care."

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

I follow YGO, DBZ and Gargoyles Abridged.

Zorc: *Sets the VIP on fire* Hooraaay! I love practical jokes!
Cody: Holy crap! I think he's dead.
Announcer: Up next, Hannah Montana!
Cody: Holy crap! I think she's dead.

"My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations!"

Vegeta's entire insane rant during Episode 18. "Dragon Ball! Hand now please."

Xanatos: Oh dear! Mysterious armed soldiers who I have never met before and are most certainly not on my payroll! Whatever shall I do?

(In an outtake)

Xanatos: *Injured and in a Jerry Lewis kind of tone* Ow! Oh the pain! My voice! I lost my cool voice... Oh no...

 

[deonte9109]

Gohan: "RAHHHHHHHH. Im gonna eviscerate you and use your intestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull."
Nappa: "........What?"
Gohan: "Im gonna skullf*** you."

 

[darkkan2125]

little kariboh is a genius

FLAME SWORDSMAN USE THE STRENGTH GIVEN TO ME BY THE YUGIOH FANBASE TO WIPE OUT JUDGEMANS LIFE POINTS

 

[CheesusCrust]

Kami: Mr Popo, where did you send them?
Popo: I'll tell you where they're not...SAFE

Vegeta: I'm gonna go pay him a...what was the word?
Krillin: A visit?
Vegeta: BEATING. That's right, I'm gonna go pay him a beating.

Vegeta: I'm not crazy, YOU'RE CRAZY...SHUT UP GHOST OF NAPPA!
Ghost of Nappa: Ayyy.

Princess Snake: I killed everything on this table with my bare hands, including the bear hands. IT'S A PUN.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Yami: Oh can't I just mindcrush him?
Yugi: No, bad pharaoh! You can't just go around mindcrushing everyone!
Yami: Just one little mindcrush...

 

[thenoblitt]

goku:can i ask you something?
piccolo:yes
goku: so your green right?
piccolo:yes
goku:and you were born from an egg right?
piccolo:yes
goku:are you a yoshi?
piccolo:yes goku im a fucking green dinosaur
goku:can i ride you?

 

[CronosYamato]

From Hellsing Abridged.

Integra(may not be the name): So, thats your field report the

Alucard: Yup.

Integra: You broke into the house?

Alucard: Yup.

Integra: And you shot him thirty-six times...

alucard: thirty-SEVEN.

integra: And then you killed his partner.

Alucard: To be fair, that was the police girl... with the big titties.

 

[Paksenarrion]

NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH!

 

[spartan231490]

Yu-gi-oh: Yugi, you little bleep, bleepidy, ect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA9DxXJVDmY

 

[Epilepsy]

From DBZA

"King Kai: YOU CHEATING SON OF A B-

Narrator: Can't hear you, don't care."