Poll: Fire! Fun... or not?

[Jedoro]

I loves teh firez

Well, some idiot in my family decided to leave a pan of... something, out in the open for God knows how long, and basically it was a really nasty mold. No one else could stomach dealing with it, so they told me to get rid of it. So, I took the pan, which was about a third full of just mold and crap, outside and filled it the rest of the way with gasoline, lit a match, and dropped it in.

My own little experience in killing it with fire.

 

[Ophiuchus]

I was a bit of a pyro as a kid, but I pretty much cured that by nearly setting fire to the shed while I was inside it. Handy hint: if the fire spreads to the glass bottle half full of the stuff you used to start the fire, don't stamp it out. Unless you're a big fan of having shards of flaming glass all over your legs.

But still, give me a Zippo and I'll be entertained for the evening.

 

[Hikikomori Ookami]

I have a big (possibly an understatement) bonfire every other weekend that I start with different creative methods.

 

[GoldenRaz]

I love fire for some reason, but I've yet to do something really stupid or dangerous with it.
I'm trying to get a Zippo lighter I got from my brother to work though, so I guess we'll see what happens when I succeed.

 

[master m99]

well i tend to buy things off e bay with a friend of mine and mess about with them there was the potassium nitrate and suger smoke stick we made, the thermite, setting his brothers new shit on fire with fire wire, setting the shed on fire with a fire pump, i have set my hair on fire many times (i have long hair) almost set myself on fire with a fire stick ya i was quite drunk and setting my leg on fire while standing in a bomb fire again i was drunk thats all i can think of right now.

 

[master m99]

well, i'm a 16 year old glaswegian male so...yes i am a pyro
funny story, my friend once walked up 2 me and said "watch this" and he sprayed lynx on his stomach and lit it, safe 2 say he lost his happy trail and apparantly some of his pubes lol

EDIT: i also once set that same guys boxers and socks alight when we were camping (but not while he was wearing them which would also have been funny

ya one of my friends burn off his pubes with a flame thrower at a party worst thing is he was sober.

 

[That One Six]

well, i'm a 16 year old glaswegian male so...yes i am a pyro
funny story, my friend once walked up 2 me and said "watch this" and he sprayed lynx on his stomach and lit it, safe 2 say he lost his happy trail and apparantly some of his pubes lol

EDIT: i also once set that same guys boxers and socks alight when we were camping (but not while he was wearing them which would also have been funny

ya one of my friends burn off his pubes with a flame thrower at a party worst thing is he was sober.

Just thinking about that... Ow...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

If it wasn't quite so painful, I would put my dick in it.

 

[That One Six]

If it wasn't quite so painful, I would put my dick in it.

All righty then... You are more of a pyro than me.

 

[That One Six]

Come on, 55 more views!

 

[headshotcatcher]

I love it, until it becomes dangerous

 

[MetalBride]

=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!

you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!

Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)

 

[MrNades]

Fire is fun but it is dangerous which makes it more fun. My family is know for it pyrotechnics.
Hell I made a Mr. Potato Head bomb.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

ha ha ha fire fun

hand on fire ouch

 

[Simalacrum]

=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!

you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!

Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)

what? normal?

pah, don't ever do that. I'm a half Japanese half English bilingal nerd who juggle's knives for fun and who's life is pretty much dominated by anything to do with circus skills. My mother rebelled against her communist parents by wanting to be a nun (which didn't work out, hence my exitence) and now spends her days making dolls-house stuff, my sister is obsessed with theatre work but has no drama qulifications becuase she's better than the teachers, and my dad is the worlds best silhoette artist. I go to a extremely posh private school but don't actually pay for the fee's of £5000 a term. My family has a curse in which theres a high chance that a massive disaster will happen whenever we go on holiday (though the family members themselves survive). I probably love to hug more than any person on the planet. Am I normal? no. Is life great?... well... no... but thats not the point!

point is, don't be normal.

come back when your no longer normal and I'll give you another cookie.

 

[MetalBride]

=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!

you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!

Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)

what? normal?

pah, don't ever do that. I'm a half Japanese half English bilingal nerd who juggle's knives for fun and who's life is pretty much dominated by anything to do with circus skills. My mother rebelled against her communist parents by wanting to be a nun (which didn't work out, hence my exitence) and now spends her days making dolls-house stuff, my sister is obsessed with theatre work but has no drama qulifications becuase she's better than the teachers, and my dad is the worlds best silhoette artist. I go to a extremely posh private school but don't actually pay for the fee's of £5000 a term. My family has a curse in which theres a high chance that a massive disaster will happen whenever we go on holiday (though the family members themselves survive). I probably love to hug more than any person on the planet. Am I normal? no. Is life great?... well... no... but thats not the point!

point is, don't be normal.

come back when your no longer normal and I'll give you another cookie.

Ok ok ok i'm not normal I'm far from it >.< I'm a 17 year old who is engaged already, i melted my hands basically and i'd do it again to save anything that has any meaning to me like this house. I spend too much time studying drama, music, art even though i've dropped out of school because my parents needed me to help with their business. So i'm completely screwed job wise after this which is going to hurt me and my fiancee very much since we are hoping to start a family soon both of us have diagnosed depression which puts a major strain on work and our relationship though no matter what in the end we are there for each other... I'm stupid enough to put my life on the line for any one ( got half hit by a car saving some one and they didn't even say thankyou =( the meanie... oh and my baby cousin but that's all good ^_^) I have a strange obsession with cookies, chocolate, baby panda's, saying look a flock of turtles and pointing out a window give me an energy drink and trust me I'd do basacally anything you ask me to as long as it puts no one in danger (apart from me)... can I has another cookie now?????? pwease??? i'll wuv you???? (oh and i'm extremely childish =D) and yeah i know everything i've listed isn't that weird i just love cookies though...

Oh Oh OH annnnd when i first got my skate board i found the biggest hill i could find for my first time.. half way down i stacked it broke my ankle and walked back home (an hour away) =D didn't go to the doctors and now i have a constant pain in my ankle.... =( owwwies...

 

[Jedamethis]

Whats your problem with hair?
Why don't you like him?
Who is the milkman?

You sir have made my day
I tip my hat to you

Flashy Lights: YAY!
Warmth: YAY!
Needless Destruction: YAY!
Pain....

 

[masher]

oh yeah. Fire is definitely fun...then something catches fire that's attached to you...like your hair or something...then that stench sticks with you for a few days...or a can explodes into shrapnel nearly missing your eye, hitting your eyebrow. But as long as it's moderated, fire is DEFINITELY fun.

 

[Lullabye]

Fire is fun as long as you keep it controlled, once it gets out of control, it turns from enjoyment to fear.

no, enjoyment turns to ecstasy as you watch them run for their lives! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*cough*choke*, hu.....
no seriously, always put out your camp fires, we dont want a repeat of what happened in Australia...

 

[Godhead]

Burning things is fun.