Good girl! now here are the cookies...MetalBride said:Ok ok ok i'm not normal I'm far from it >.< I'm a 17 year old who is engaged already, i melted my hands basically and i'd do it again to save anything that has any meaning to me like this house. I spend too much time studying drama, music, art even though i've dropped out of school because my parents needed me to help with their business. So i'm completely screwed job wise after this which is going to hurt me and my fiancee very much since we are hoping to start a family soon both of us have diagnosed depression which puts a major strain on work and our relationship though no matter what in the end we are there for each other... I'm stupid enough to put my life on the line for any one ( got half hit by a car saving some one and they didn't even say thankyou =( the meanie... oh and my baby cousin but that's all good ^_^) I have a strange obsession with cookies, chocolate, baby panda's, saying look a flock of turtles and pointing out a windowSimalacrum said:what? normal?MetalBride said:Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)Simalacrum said:you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!MetalBride said:=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!![]()
pah, don't ever do that. I'm a half Japanese half English bilingal nerd who juggle's knives for fun and who's life is pretty much dominated by anything to do with circus skills. My mother rebelled against her communist parents by wanting to be a nun (which didn't work out, hence my exitence) and now spends her days making dolls-house stuff, my sister is obsessed with theatre work but has no drama qulifications becuase she's better than the teachers, and my dad is the worlds best silhoette artist. I go to a extremely posh private school but don't actually pay for the fee's of £5000 a term. My family has a curse in which theres a high chance that a massive disaster will happen whenever we go on holiday (though the family members themselves survive). I probably love to hug more than any person on the planet. Am I normal? no. Is life great?... well... no... but thats not the point!
point is, don't be normal.
come back when your no longer normal and I'll give you another cookie.give me an energy drink and trust me I'd do basacally anything you ask me to as long as it puts no one in danger (apart from me)... can I has another cookie now?????? pwease??? i'll wuv you???? (oh and i'm extremely childish =D) and yeah i know everything i've listed isn't that weird
i just love cookies though...
Oh Oh OH annnnd when i first got my skate board i found the biggest hill i could find for my first time.. half way down i stacked it broke my ankle and walked back home (an hour away) =D didn't go to the doctors and now i have a constant pain in my ankle.... =( owwwies...
I don't know why, but if you cut a grape partially (not in half) and put it in the microwave, it lights on fire.Soulfly94 said:I actually don't know how, and don't know why. Time ago an egg exploded in the microwave and somehow it started to burn. lol.
Simalacrum said:Good girl! now here are the cookies...MetalBride said:Ok ok ok i'm not normal I'm far from it >.< I'm a 17 year old who is engaged already, i melted my hands basically and i'd do it again to save anything that has any meaning to me like this house. I spend too much time studying drama, music, art even though i've dropped out of school because my parents needed me to help with their business. So i'm completely screwed job wise after this which is going to hurt me and my fiancee very much since we are hoping to start a family soon both of us have diagnosed depression which puts a major strain on work and our relationship though no matter what in the end we are there for each other... I'm stupid enough to put my life on the line for any one ( got half hit by a car saving some one and they didn't even say thankyou =( the meanie... oh and my baby cousin but that's all good ^_^) I have a strange obsession with cookies, chocolate, baby panda's, saying look a flock of turtles and pointing out a windowSimalacrum said:what? normal?MetalBride said:Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)Simalacrum said:you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!MetalBride said:=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!![]()
pah, don't ever do that. I'm a half Japanese half English bilingal nerd who juggle's knives for fun and who's life is pretty much dominated by anything to do with circus skills. My mother rebelled against her communist parents by wanting to be a nun (which didn't work out, hence my exitence) and now spends her days making dolls-house stuff, my sister is obsessed with theatre work but has no drama qulifications becuase she's better than the teachers, and my dad is the worlds best silhoette artist. I go to a extremely posh private school but don't actually pay for the fee's of £5000 a term. My family has a curse in which theres a high chance that a massive disaster will happen whenever we go on holiday (though the family members themselves survive). I probably love to hug more than any person on the planet. Am I normal? no. Is life great?... well... no... but thats not the point!
point is, don't be normal.
come back when your no longer normal and I'll give you another cookie.give me an energy drink and trust me I'd do basacally anything you ask me to as long as it puts no one in danger (apart from me)... can I has another cookie now?????? pwease??? i'll wuv you???? (oh and i'm extremely childish =D) and yeah i know everything i've listed isn't that weird
i just love cookies though...
Oh Oh OH annnnd when i first got my skate board i found the biggest hill i could find for my first time.. half way down i stacked it broke my ankle and walked back home (an hour away) =D didn't go to the doctors and now i have a constant pain in my ankle.... =( owwwies...
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also I forgot to mention that I have alergies to gluten, sevre alergy to Penecillin, Asperger Syndrome and Joint Hypermobility Syndrome
Also, I shall give cookies to those who give me hugs *wink wink*
I'm afraid I don't know if these cookies contain animals in them... its just a jpg of google, afterallMetalBride said:Simalacrum said:Good girl! now here are the cookies...MetalBride said:Ok ok ok i'm not normal I'm far from it >.< I'm a 17 year old who is engaged already, i melted my hands basically and i'd do it again to save anything that has any meaning to me like this house. I spend too much time studying drama, music, art even though i've dropped out of school because my parents needed me to help with their business. So i'm completely screwed job wise after this which is going to hurt me and my fiancee very much since we are hoping to start a family soon both of us have diagnosed depression which puts a major strain on work and our relationship though no matter what in the end we are there for each other... I'm stupid enough to put my life on the line for any one ( got half hit by a car saving some one and they didn't even say thankyou =( the meanie... oh and my baby cousin but that's all good ^_^) I have a strange obsession with cookies, chocolate, baby panda's, saying look a flock of turtles and pointing out a windowSimalacrum said:what? normal?MetalBride said:Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)Simalacrum said:you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!MetalBride said:=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!![]()
pah, don't ever do that. I'm a half Japanese half English bilingal nerd who juggle's knives for fun and who's life is pretty much dominated by anything to do with circus skills. My mother rebelled against her communist parents by wanting to be a nun (which didn't work out, hence my exitence) and now spends her days making dolls-house stuff, my sister is obsessed with theatre work but has no drama qulifications becuase she's better than the teachers, and my dad is the worlds best silhoette artist. I go to a extremely posh private school but don't actually pay for the fee's of £5000 a term. My family has a curse in which theres a high chance that a massive disaster will happen whenever we go on holiday (though the family members themselves survive). I probably love to hug more than any person on the planet. Am I normal? no. Is life great?... well... no... but thats not the point!
point is, don't be normal.
come back when your no longer normal and I'll give you another cookie.give me an energy drink and trust me I'd do basacally anything you ask me to as long as it puts no one in danger (apart from me)... can I has another cookie now?????? pwease??? i'll wuv you???? (oh and i'm extremely childish =D) and yeah i know everything i've listed isn't that weird
i just love cookies though...
Oh Oh OH annnnd when i first got my skate board i found the biggest hill i could find for my first time.. half way down i stacked it broke my ankle and walked back home (an hour away) =D didn't go to the doctors and now i have a constant pain in my ankle.... =( owwwies...
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also I forgot to mention that I have alergies to gluten, sevre alergy to Penecillin, Asperger Syndrome and Joint Hypermobility Syndrome
Also, I shall give cookies to those who give me hugs *wink wink*
COOKIES!!! oh and i'm a vegetarianso these cookies better not have any animal fat or gelatin in them...
WOooo hugs! *tackle hugs*no need for cookies though i just like hugs... and i'm lactose intolerant anything with milk in it makes me sick =[
Pfft milk doesn't bother me... i still eat 4L of icecream when i get upset.. i just get really sick but it's worth itSimalacrum said:I'm afraid I don't know if these cookies contain animals in them... its just a jpg of google, afterallMetalBride said:Simalacrum said:Good girl! now here are the cookies...MetalBride said:Ok ok ok i'm not normal I'm far from it >.< I'm a 17 year old who is engaged already, i melted my hands basically and i'd do it again to save anything that has any meaning to me like this house. I spend too much time studying drama, music, art even though i've dropped out of school because my parents needed me to help with their business. So i'm completely screwed job wise after this which is going to hurt me and my fiancee very much since we are hoping to start a family soon both of us have diagnosed depression which puts a major strain on work and our relationship though no matter what in the end we are there for each other... I'm stupid enough to put my life on the line for any one ( got half hit by a car saving some one and they didn't even say thankyou =( the meanie... oh and my baby cousin but that's all good ^_^) I have a strange obsession with cookies, chocolate, baby panda's, saying look a flock of turtles and pointing out a windowSimalacrum said:what? normal?MetalBride said:Awwwwwww thankies!!!! cookie cookie cookie cookie cookie =D (I swear I am Completely normal)Simalacrum said:you are most certainly a troubled, troubled girl. have a cookie as a reward!MetalBride said:=D fire good. but I've learned my lesson... Last year I tried to catch fire (no I was not drunk, stoned or under the influence of anything else) It was a candle in a candle holder basically completely melted and I knocked it over after staring at it for awhile, panicked cause it was carpet underneath (and it's my grandma's old place) caught my pants on fire melted my hands with fire and covered them with burning wax... =D saved the carpet though... And it was awesome in the ambulance they gave me this green whistle thing that did some weird sh*t to me... I was so sad when they took it away from me too... Also played it on for longer so i got out doing as much work when working =D getting paid to stand there YAY!!!!![]()
pah, don't ever do that. I'm a half Japanese half English bilingal nerd who juggle's knives for fun and who's life is pretty much dominated by anything to do with circus skills. My mother rebelled against her communist parents by wanting to be a nun (which didn't work out, hence my exitence) and now spends her days making dolls-house stuff, my sister is obsessed with theatre work but has no drama qulifications becuase she's better than the teachers, and my dad is the worlds best silhoette artist. I go to a extremely posh private school but don't actually pay for the fee's of £5000 a term. My family has a curse in which theres a high chance that a massive disaster will happen whenever we go on holiday (though the family members themselves survive). I probably love to hug more than any person on the planet. Am I normal? no. Is life great?... well... no... but thats not the point!
point is, don't be normal.
come back when your no longer normal and I'll give you another cookie.give me an energy drink and trust me I'd do basacally anything you ask me to as long as it puts no one in danger (apart from me)... can I has another cookie now?????? pwease??? i'll wuv you???? (oh and i'm extremely childish =D) and yeah i know everything i've listed isn't that weird
i just love cookies though...
Oh Oh OH annnnd when i first got my skate board i found the biggest hill i could find for my first time.. half way down i stacked it broke my ankle and walked back home (an hour away) =D didn't go to the doctors and now i have a constant pain in my ankle.... =( owwwies...
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also I forgot to mention that I have alergies to gluten, sevre alergy to Penecillin, Asperger Syndrome and Joint Hypermobility Syndrome
Also, I shall give cookies to those who give me hugs *wink wink*
COOKIES!!! oh and i'm a vegetarianso these cookies better not have any animal fat or gelatin in them...
WOooo hugs! *tackle hugs*no need for cookies though i just like hugs... and i'm lactose intolerant anything with milk in it makes me sick =[
they do appear to contain milk though :S
still, hugs rock! if you ever see me in real life (I'm the ugly bloke in the middle of my profile pic) feel free to give me a hug ^^