Poll: First Kiss.

[guardian001]

I'd probably sum mine up with a resounding "meh." It was nice at the time, but it wore off pretty damn fast. So no, not particularly memorable.

 

[Lazzi]

I was 13 and it was during a trip to the (Florida) Everglades with my school. Long story short, me and a girl kissed. Its wasnt anything amazing in and of its self, and rahter bland once I look back on it. But hell it was my first kiss.

So long story short, she stole my first kiss and then I took her verginity. The world is a karmic cycle.

 

[Twin Of Aphex]

I was 13 and had spent most of the day talking to this girl (Nicole) who was the year above me in school, on msn. I made a few cheeky jokes about her coming over to mines as she only stayed 5 mins away, and she did! We had a good laugh and i thought she was going in for a hug before she left, but she was going in for a kiss and i messed it up as i was taken totally by surprise. So i pulled away and went in for a proper kiss, and it went extremly well. Shame i havent spoken to her in a few years.

 

[Skeleon]

Ah, yes. In a disco, quite drunk, a beautiful blonde girl.
Amazingly, she was still beautiful even once I was sober and saw her the next day.
We met a couple times more, but nothing serious developed from there.

 

[Rasak11]

If by kiss you mean a deep romantic action with someone you have feelings for than no.
But if you mean a stupid game your "friends" make you play to try to hook you up with a girl they think you like than yes.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I wish I could undo my first kiss. It was not wanted in any way.
Basicly, I was jumped and dry humped for fifteen minutes, and then abandoned to sort of wander off in a confused daze.
I was ten.
It was not cool.

 

[bpm195]

First kiss? I was 8 spending the summer in North Carolina with family. Days were spent in the Boys and Girls club. I was on a school bus going to get free lunch, part because of being poor but more so because I don't think I've ever turned down free food. Some ugly annoying girl was talking with me; I couldn't do any better because I was uglier more annoying and additionally an antisocial ass. I said something to her that I meant as an insult, but she took it wrong and declared my her boyfriend then took my kissing virginity. Arguably face rape, but I was flattered.

First meaningful kiss was with my first real girlfriend at the age of 17. It was the last day before Christmas break. My mate and I spent much of the day together as I was skipping all of my classes and being a bad influence on her. We took the same train home and sat next to each other. She was either abnormally nervous or abnormally calm. We were messing around as I tried to kiss her in on the cheek and she was pwning me. Something about the way our arms were positioned she was easily able to stop me. After she explained this to me I tried again and she let my lips land on hers.

First make out session was at in the S aisle of the Mezzanine of the Popular Library within the main branch of the Free Library of Philadelphia. I was with her as she was doing research on the author of Pride and Prejudice; we were in the S aisle because she's a biliophile and something caught her eye. She was reaching for something on the bottom shelf and I stood pretty much on top of her to retrieve a kiss as she stood. Though I felt it was inappropiate, I went beyond her lips and did it French. I apologized because I sincerely though I was out of line, but she responded "if I didn't like it would I have responded as I did?" I took a second to think about it. I'd probably would have pondered for a long while but she interrupted me with her tounge.

 

[m_jim]

14 years old and I regret that split-second of weakness. It will haunt me forever.

This sounds interesting. Do you care to share?

Well, there's two ways to look at it. I had (very, very nervously. I damn near wet myself while) asked out a close friend of mine. She said yes, and when we actually went and did something, she kissed me (Note: She kissed ME. I was very... passive... in my younger days). Next day, she told me she decided to be a lesbian.

My first kiss made a lass a lesbian. Same with the second. I've only had one relationship where it didn't end with the girl switching sexualities. Therefore, I've deduced that I'm either the unluckiest bastard around, or I'm very very bad at kissing or rather effeminate.

And considering I have severe self-esteem issues (partly due to this), I'm inclined to think the second.

Oh, also, I haven't talked to that first-kiss-girl since then. So not only did I completely embarrass myself, I also managed to lose a close friend.

Woo.

*EDIT*

Voted for the top thing, as much as I wish I could forget it.

Sorry to hear that, mate. It's funny because something very similar happened to me. I took a girl out, didn't kiss her, then a few days later she told me she was a lesbian. I found out years later (we stay in touch) that she wanted me to kiss her but was too scared to make a move. I'll tell you that to this day, I probably regret not kissing her as much as you regret kissing your friend. I suppose that in the end, you have to pick your poison, eh?

 

[Flying-Emu]

Sorry to hear that, mate. It's funny because something very similar happened to me. I took a girl out, didn't kiss her, then a few days later she told me she was a lesbian. I found out years later (we stay in touch) that she wanted me to kiss her but was too scared to make a move. I'll tell you that to this day, I probably regret not kissing her as much as you regret kissing your friend. I suppose that in the end, you have to pick your poison, eh?

Damned if I did, Damned if I didn't.

Ah, well. Greener grass and whatnot. I suppose I'm going to look at it positively; if I hadn't been a dumbass thar, I wouldn't have picked up the guitar as a creative vent.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

I had my first kiss when I was...a little kid...and I was outside when it happened...that's all I remember.

My first "real" kiss was more memorable. I was 14, and it was with my first girlfriend. We were at the beach, it was a beautiful nigh out, and music was playing in the background (Ok, it was some random guy playing a guitar...badly, but still!)

And now I'm kinda depressed, since I've been single for so long. At least I know it's not just me, though it sure as hell seems like it over here.

 

[goofiegirl2002]

It was almost two years ago and my friend at the time tricked me to kiss him....sad I know but now we're still going strong!

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

My first kiss was terrible, I didn't want it and I had to shove her off, she was really gross. She smelled like B.O., had a self-esteem complex, didn't play video games, was covered in zits and dressed like a slut. The worst part, was after I shoved her off, she appeared to have not noticed my shove, and tried to lunge back onto me. She never even opened her eyes, I ended up having to run away.

^That sir, is hilarious. Nice avatar too.

I'm 15 years old and haven't had a kiss. I remember how I used to get uncomfortable when that question came up in school and around classmates, pretty sure I lied once or twice. Now I just laugh when someone poses the question. Me, kissing, oh the hilarity.

I find that it is a much better response then lying too.

 

[Verp]

I don't do kissing. The thought of me doing it disgusts me, I'd rather drink your piss than kiss you on the lips.

 

[FredFredburgur]

First kiss she made all the moves.... I like it, but I was so bad. Since then I practiced with girlfriends, and my first kiss with someone I wasn't dating was a lot better for me.

 

[Ramthundar]

My first kiss was kind of a fluke. It was a my first date, also a pity date (who was doing the pitying more, I know not.)
Anyway, she pretty much had to instruct me on how to act like a proper boyfriend, including the first kiss. Wasn't much to huzzah over.

My first kiss with my real girlfriend, though....that was something.

 

[killcheese]

we were high in the back off a school bus, kinda hard to forget. This was not to long ago too. To all the yet to be kissed people, dont fret, it will happen.

 

[BonsaiK]

40% of you folks have never been kissed...?

My first kiss was at a party at about 3am, it was pretty awesome actually. We ended up kissing for over an hour. It led onto other things the next morning which to be honest weren't quite as awesome as I had hoped mainly due to my fumbling inexperience at the time, it was kinda like a beginning swimmer being pushed into the deep end... but hey at least I learnt the ropes nice and quick...

 

[[Gavo]]

not had mine yet X3

"surely not!" i hear you all cry, but its true i havent even held hands with anyone yet

ah well, c'est la vie

Same. I'm trying, damn it!

 

[jamesbong00spliff]

Yeah... I started early and got mine when i was 5, yes i remember it clear as day.

Didn't get another for another 9 years though

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

My first kiss went a little like this.

I knew this girl for a long time, she was a good friend of mine

When I read those two first (sort of) rhyming sentences I thought your whole post was going to be an amusing little song.

EDIT: No kiss for me yet. Got no game.