The last one is the best. "A retarded person who is missing an appendage. 'He became a Matthew after stepping on a land mine.'"Altorin said:hahahaha
Last Name got nothing, First and Last name got nothing...
First name.. got this.. with a lot of laughs
1. matthew
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush
sexy hoe man tooth brush uber
by dildo boy Feb 28, 2008 share this
2. matthew
Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God".
Matt,Mat, Maht, Mathew, Matthew, Matteau
matt mat maht mathew matthew matteau
by Matthew Porter Oct 31, 2007 share this
3. matthew
In the bible the name Matthew is based from Saint Matthew, one of the disciples of Jesus. Also The name Matthew is be defined as the gift of God. Some believe that people with the name Matthew have magical powers, but this has not been proven to be true.
Did you see Matthew yesterday, he was acting like he was the gift of God or something.
matt mat mathew matty maty
by Matthew Miller the Great Nov 3, 2007 share this
4. matthew
a name that describe some one as a smoking hot gift from god,also know as the tax collector in the bible and also as a disciple
man he is a true matthew
matthew smoking hot disciple tax
by kooleyoohmoma Feb 28, 2008 share this
5. Matthew
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.
smart sexy cool hot matt
by abadhabit Jul 14, 2006 share this
6. Matthew
1. Extremely sexy, smart, and athletic male.
2. Can sometimes be misconstrued as having a big ego or being over confident.
3. Commonly a Leo.
Matthew is the perfect guy.
matt cool sexy smart male
by abadhabit Jul 13, 2006 share this
7. Matthew
An intelligent, charming, athletic, handsome, loving, and faithful male. This type of male is very rare, in fact, likely the only one in this world. He loves calculus and physics and hopefully this one person.
You're brilliant Matthew.
8. Matthew
One of the coolest names to ever exist as you can say. I wouldn't particularly say it's the best name because that's an opinion. Just think of it as a name of a male(mostly) that describes a humble person that wants to live a normal life as whoever they are.
Omg! It's Matthew! <3
awesome cool kind friendly simple
by AsianExile Apr 30, 2009 share this
9. Matthew
Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"
matt midget cheater redneck mayo
by kopns Apr 1, 2009 share this
10. matthew
a male who maturbates A LOT!!
omg did you hear about that guy, he's such a matthew. he needs to get some action!
that matthew is a creeper.
masturbate matt matthew beating off man fun
by cuppycakegirly Aug 29, 2008 share this
11. Matthew
a stupid cock sucking monkey who does not shower and is nasty
my nephew is a matthew
eww herpes icky shower nasty
by dannii poo Dec 9, 2008 share this
12. matthew
A retarded person who is missing an appendage.
"he became a matthew after stepping on a landmine"
matthew retard ding dong idget booger
by Micah P. May 22, 2008 share this
13. matthew
a loser that was an accident, and there parents could not be bothered to think of a real proper name. they are unloved by everyone, but they do not realise themself. they also try to make the world a better place but do the opposite.
i hate all matthew's