Poll: Have you ever searched your name on Urban Dictionary?

Lazzi

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Usually referred to "big guy" for their huge size. Can easily chill wit dat and are liked by many.

Example A: damn A*** yo dick be bigggg
Example B: damn dick of yours A*** is bigg

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Thats right bitches, thats right.
 

Khadath

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LMAO this is fucking hilarious.

Royce:

v. to impregnate a teenaged girl later refusing to take responsibility. The act usually ends in a Falcon Punch to the girl's torso formally aborting the child.

Anthony was arrested cause he royced Nicole.
 

ChocoCake

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imacharginmehlaz0r said:
chris
is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
The fucking shit, the most awesome person to ever live. He can kick your ass at anything and everything. Chris is a god among men.

hott piece of ass that all the girls want to get at. his cock is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough

A huge cock, with balls bigger than any other
Wanna touch Chris?
Sure.

That sexy ass kid with brown hair and brown eyes. A Chris has an enormous penis that hot ass babes like to suck on.

If you know a Chris, you're one lucky motherfu**** thats gonna have a kick ass rest of their life.
Best name ever reserved only for pimps and direct decedents of god himself

guy who can always make you laugh, even at the worst of times. He's an extremely sexy person, even though he denies it. He is also smart, and denies that too. Someone named Chris is always up for having a good time and will always leave you breathless. You'll never be bored with a Chris around

A hot guy who's super nerdy. Plays video games, reads comic books, manga, anime, watches avatar, plays D+D, and is super hot.
This plus my last name, which I decided to pick the definition of: "one hot ass ************".
 

Iskenator67

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Compatriot Block said:
1) An attractive guy that chicks digg.

2) A being who has a level manliness about them of which is somewhat subtle yet unparalleled, and which is sometimes mistaken by lesser men as gayness.

3) A higher level of man who endures a multitude of gay jokes, but is in reality much more straight than the lesser men who provoke him.
1) Girl 1 - omg, did you like, see that cute guy at the mall today?
Girl 2 - omg girlfriend, he was like, such a cody!!!

2) Boy 1 - Wow that kid in our science class is so gay.
Boy 2 - No, he's actually a cody.
Boy 1 - Oh! Nevermind, that was my mistake. He's more of a man than I could ever dream of being.

3) Boy 1 - Wow you are so gay...
Boy 2 - Wow you would say that. He's way more straight than you could ever be. He's a Cody. No offense dude, but you're kind of a closet queer.
Boy 1 - Nuh uh I'm a cody too.
Boy 2 - B.S. dude you are so not manly enough to be a cody. You're gay.
Aw HELL yes.

Mine was the exact same.
 

Lord Beautiful

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Connor%20

Wow. There's a lot of flattering definitions for my name. How interesting that the third definition fits verbatim...
 

Kuzlo

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"This name refers to the infamous space pirate el lukas the shit instigator. It is prophesized that el lukas is to dispose of tom cruise with the use of a penis stired, cyanide laced, margarita. he than proceeds to detonate cruise's first born child, not only for fun but because the baby is prophesized as the next anti christ. katie homes impressed by this lavish display of organized recklessness surrenders to her hedonistic desires towards the stunningly handsome pirate. after many unimaginable nights of delight, she is also detonated. this time purely for fun.

these series of events lead to a revolution stretching across the universe. reviving the once banal and insipid planet known as earth, and bringing candy and nun chuks to all children and czechoslovakian candle makers."

Wow. I never knew.
 

iJosh

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He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh.He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love.He has very good style and always looks handsome.He also always smells really good :)

Coolest kid in the world, very popular, girls are all over him usually most of the time, loves pussy


Haha. These are so true.


Future ruler/ender of the world, often likes to destroy people by throwing busses full of children at them. Sometimes puppies are in place of children. Does not give a damn about what you think, and will pretty much eat your soul.

Then there's this random scrandom one.
 

rockingnic

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Nicolas:

Often used when describing a male teenager who is under the impression that because he lives in the ghetto he is infact a home boy gangsta. Every aspect of his life is influenced but the notorious 50 cent and becomes extremely violent on the intake of alcohol followed by various whole fruit being thrown at him.

That's the complete opposite of me... wtf
 

Ancientgamer

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A male given name meaning strong, firm and safe.
Of course the girls like him, his name is -snip- after all.

2:
known for his good looks,whitty charm, and having a much larger penis than Colin.
-snip- is such a hunk, he's' so massive.

3:
A perfectly perfect male; an unavailable man.
I love you -snip-.
Can't complain to be honest.
 

dante brevity

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Already know that my last name is a slang term in French for a lady's naughty bits. On advice of this poll, I tried my first, and found it was Indian slang for pimp (or some thought it would be funny to say as much). All in all, I love the yin/yang quality of my name, now. Good poll question!
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Yes. Apparently I am a well hung Indian man. Gandhi would not approve violence so im not going to fight that.
 

New Troll

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My name is Martin Ryan (basicly 'Warrior King') but I go by Ryan so...

1. martin 785 up, 162 down
A guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

2. martin 176 up, 71 down
Someone who thinks they know it all and generally does, proving their friends wrong a LOT!

Oh I thought I was gonna give birth to a girl but my friend said it would be a boy and he was right. He's such a Martin!

3. Martin 149 up, 78 down
An average asian, white,or other descents seen a God, he has the power to make any women cream at anytime and can make a lady squirt.
1. oh my god, Martin got me all wet.
2. Did you see what Martin did in bed?

1. Ryan 2983 up, 1082 down
A name, which is commonly both a first or last name, which is very often confused with Brian. Its Irish roots define the name as "little king".
Wow, Ryan, you are such a little king.

2. ryan 3874 up, 2061 down
the cutest guy ever, and has the greatest respect for girls, is funny, and very very LOVING!
Ryan wants to go to Virginia Beach to vistit one girl he met there on vacation


Left off the last Ryan definition cause it was even more ignorant than needed to be.
 

tenlong

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it said i was a hot crazy jewish man it says i am the fucking man. i am not making this up.
1)The most incredible guy in the world
2)Someone who will always be the arms to hold me
3)Someone who keeps his word
4)Someone who is very confident in himself but not arrogant
5)A man of integrity and respect
6)The one person who will always make me feel beautiful
7)The one who I will never get bored of talking to
8)Someone who puts his all into everything he does
9)My Best Friend in the whole world
10) THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!
my name is a Hebrew name that means The Lord Remembers.
A hot, teenage boy who feels like his mother wants him to kill himself and wants the rest of the world to burn in a flaming inferno.
 

KenzS

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and I quote:

"The darkest motha fuka who has ever walked this earth. This nigguh has a enormous c*ck which dangles to the floor as he wears his kilt. He walks with extreme prejudice while his c*ck scrapes the floor of the cement and feels no pain, this nigguh is THE nigguh. A ken is a person whos pubes can whiplash any of those he wishes. This mother f*cker can clinch his ass so bad his shit tears. This motha f*ckin bad ass raped all them creepy crawlin slimers that eat there nose hairs. "

.................... I have no comment on the matter...
 

Trace of Legacy

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Joshua

1. A boyfriend who cooks, cleans, pays, and drives. A Joshua.

2. Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man.

3. A super hot computer nerd who is funny, sarcastic, and a bit of a bad ass.

4. A guy who is like a book. You can not judge a book by it's cover, looks can decieve. But not with Joshua, he is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. You'll find yourself lost with a Joshua. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for a Joshua. Truth comes with time as long will trust. A good friend he is, he will be open and be there for you till the very end. He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. Lieing does not go good with a Joshua. Easily hurt may he be, so watch what you say. And jeaslousy rages through his veins, but love burns and sears through him.

5. Joshua is an awesome personage, who rules all the adorable otters that he can find.

A Joshua is very cool, who prefers to not be anpimmelted in IRC.
Someone who's Joshua would love Ska/Punk music and would hate My Chemical Romance.
Omg! He's so Joshua!

6. A dick, someone who will do anything to get laid.
Joshua will get married for his money, nerd, and his wife will leave him for a monkey's ass. :]

7. A person who has a very hard time accomplishing any normal every day activities.