Poll: Here, Have a Pikachu

[WolfLordAndy]

I'd talk to the government about them renting it out for cloneing/powerplant experiments.

Can you imagine Pikachu farms? They get to run around and have fun for half the day, then swap shifts with this that have been working, and help charge up the national grid with electricty!

Think of the renewable energy it would bring! Britain would be a world leader once more! Electric cars would be financially viable! We could sell our cheap electricity at a huge markup to the rest of europe and become wealthy once more!!

wtf is with the captcha's at the moment? 3 in a row not even using the normal alphabet (or any alphabet as far as I can tell) :/

 

[Hybridwolf]

I think my cats would murder it, so I'd give it too the Goverment. We need a new powersource I guess...

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Other, I am punting that thing like a football.

Or selling it.

Yeah, I'll probably just sell it.

 

[madmsk]

Holy shit! Pokemon are real!

 

[xerounlimited]

Create the best power plant ever, so what if Team Rocket already tried harvesting Pikachu's for power, I'll just hire people with competence.

 

[C117]

I'm off to conquer the world! I mean, what's going to stop me and my fuzzy tesla gun?

 

[Pappytech]

Ah, who's a cute little thunder mouse? Is it you? Is it you?

Yeah, I'm going with pet/new best friend.

 

[silver wolf009]

So hard to choose, but I think I'm going with the second option.

 

[wolf92]

Someone fetch me a hat to turn backwards! Time to go beat the elite four!

 

[Zhukov]

I would present it to the richest Pokemon fan on earth and offer to sell it for an exorbitant price.

 

[Chris Barber]

Can I trade this in for a Ditto? I feel like I could get away with all kinds of horrible things if said Ditto could make convincing body doubles of other people. Go go career as a master thief.

 

[Navvan]

Figure out how it generates so much energy that it seemingly breaks the laws of physics, then replicate it and make a fortune solving the worlds energy problems.

 

[spikeyjoey]

Why bother training it? Its only going to win when its supposed to. Hell, a pure wtaer type will beat it even if its lvl 2 and my Pikachu is lvl 100 if the script calls for it.

thats a good point.. its ridiculous the shit pokemon ash's pikachu loses to... considering it would be at least level 70 by now..

 

[tgcPheonix]

Stick its tail in the electric socket and keep it there to see how long it takes to evolve / die

 

[Zhadramekel]

Gotta go with the classic, by the games option here. Instead of fighting the gyms though, we'll take over corporations one by one and then genetically alter every other animal on the planet into Pokemon too.

 

[interspark]

We'd'd be the stars of any Cosplay convention!

And What THE F-

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they still do that?! mine have been stupidly easy for a while now!

 

[interspark]

Gotta go with the classic, by the games option here. Instead of fighting the gyms though, we'll take over corporations one by one and then genetically alter every other animal on the planet into Pokemon too.

how would you make Metagross or Salamence? or any pseudo legendary for that matter

 

[Laser Priest]

Present it to the government as a new source of electricity.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I'll take it and love it and feed it and clothe it. And I'll use it for free electricity every now and then.