Poll: Here, Have a Pikachu

[soren7550]

It'd be my friend, and we'd rule the world (kind of)!

 

[Kuroneko97]

I'd train it to love me and protect me. Then whenever some ***** or asshole messes with me, I'd be like "PIKACHU! GET 'ER, BOY/GIRL!" And Pikachu would be like "Pika!" and electrocute the muther fucker.

WINZ!

 

[VanTesla]

I would take care of it, then get it plump and fat, then eat it.

 

[Ciartan]

Chick Magnet.

 

[goldendriger]

I hate Pikachu, id prefer Arcanine...but as is, ill try and make Pika-burgers.

 

[Mosesj]

I'd keep it as a pet, but I would be VERY careful around it. I mean it's a freaking electricity generator, that can't be safe to be shocked.

 

[-KC-]

I'd breed him with my grandfather's horse.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'm off the grid. its all clean energy, so sign me up.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Grab my trench coat
Get my goggles
and let spend the rest of our lives fighting all the pokemon

 

[Shakomaru]

wait one second.... If the rest of them do come, pokeballs will be made. the question is, who will make them? I know.

 

[AlwaystheUnlucky]

Cool. Free power.

 

[rickynumber24]

Other: Is it potty trained? I don't have the knowledge nor desire to deal with that kind of thing. Also, what about care and feeding?

After that, well, it'd be interesting to see what kind of trouble we could get into if I sank another couple hundred dollars into my electronics parts collection. I've always wanted to make a coilgun

Edit: Humanely... and with consent, at least as well as can be obtained from what seem to be at least semi-sentient animals.

 

[Lullabye]

I have finally acquired the secret ingredient to Broc's 'pokestew' that I've been wanting to try for some while now! off to the kitchen!

How much Women did you have to offer to get on his good side?

Just one(?) Nurse Joy(s).

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Wee! Just what I always wanted!

*train train train*

 

[chronicfc]

Find a partner and breed it, then give the offspring to my girlfriend... bitches love Pikachus

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Awww... I'd keep it as pet, but also have it on hand if I ever get mugged...

 

[Plucky]

I'd probably avoid showing it the Anime due to it potentially having the intelligence to have a BSOD about it's existence, chances are people would be afraid of it, sort of like how people keep bears/elephants as pets.

 

[mrdude2010]

i will hold the petroleum companies hostage for billions (having the ability to produce electricity via pikachu), then buy out their shares and convert them to research centers for green energy

 

[Loner Jo Jo]

Psh, screw training and fighting people. I would harness its powers, and create a new energy source! Find a way to breed it or clone it, and make millions on the clean energy source! >D

 

[Herbsk]

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

(Line take from the Two Towers for those who recognize it!)