Poll: Here, Have a Pikachu

[DarkRyter]

Better start looking for that light ball.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Holy crap! A pikachu, really?!

Well, ok, given the case that this random dude that gives me pikachu also gives me the pokeball it's bound to, I'll go on a grand adventure with it and battle others for money!

... What?

[sub][sub]And yes, I do know I'm not the first to post Super Effective or VG cats in general here...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Jopoho]

That's okay, I'll use a jolteon instead.

Thanks for the offer, though.

 

[kabooz18]

Burn it with Acid and Fire!!!!
Gimme a Celebi or at least something useful like a cute Lapras

 

[andy.welbournW]

I always loved the Pikachu, I would take it like a shot!

 

[Galaxy Roll]

Since suddenly I have a Pikachu, I'll assume that I won't be the only one to suddenly possess a Pokemon. As such, I will go and train to be able to beat them down with my fists. I guess the Pikachu can come train, too.

 

[Suicida1 Midget]

Dude: Heres a pikachu.
Me: "Da fuck is this.... how in the hell am i supposed to....holy shit its real. REally, how am i supposed to know if its male or female?>_>. OK where do i stick this pulg, up its ass or something?"

After using it to power my home, ill go to Frontier HQ and make em pay for the unexplained 6 months of crappy internet connection. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[Anchupom]

Other - I'll go electrocute a tadpole, throw a ball at it and hope that it gains powers too.

THEN I'd rule the world.

 

[Folio]

Other: "I wanted a Bulbasaaaauuuuurrr!" DX

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

We shall train.. Brutally and hard.. And then, when we are ready, we shall use Thunder on the UN building and kick off WW3. When the rubble settles, we shall be rulers of the world... Or what´s left of it anyway..

 

[Zyxx]

This is the BEST.DAY. EVER. I got an adorable new pet, whom I will love and cherish forever, and there are a ton of businesses who would pay out the butt for the privilege of running on that kind of natural, renewable energy.

Captcha: allever lems. "Me woif got cought inna mill an' lost allever lems."

 

[Active Schizophrenic]

I'm off to conquer the world! I mean, what's going to stop me and my fuzzy tesla gun?

bullets probably.

 

[GiglameshSoulEater]

Barbeque

What?
I'm hungry.

 

[Chaos Ruler]

can i trade it in for an eevee

 

[Infernai]

My response: OHH! Ok, finally something i can feed to my pet dragon!

 

[vxicepickxv]

Ooh, lunch. Thanks.

 

[soren7550]

It'd be my friend, and we'd rule the world (kind of)!

 

[Kuroneko97]

I'd train it to love me and protect me. Then whenever some ***** or asshole messes with me, I'd be like "PIKACHU! GET 'ER, BOY/GIRL!" And Pikachu would be like "Pika!" and electrocute the muther fucker.

WINZ!

 

[VanTesla]

I would take care of it, then get it plump and fat, then eat it.

 

[Ciartan]

Chick Magnet.